Chapter 3: Hey what's happening to me! Dude! Where's my car! Excel: Okayee we are back! I missed this story. I had writers block. Iesha: Yah! I get to help out with this chapter! Excel: Must you rub it in? Amiri: You should know better than to ask that question. Excel: Yeah I gotta use Amiri for the voice of Sesshomaru. He could really do it to. Amiri: in Sesshomaru voice move it wench I don't have time to waist because your inferior bloodline is slow! Excel: You know that was way to real this is not cool! La-la: Lets get on with this show! Presses button to start fic,

Celeste looked stunned. In front of Rin was what looked like a giant ice cream sundae? Rin looked at it curiously before poking at it and tasting it. Turning back to Sesshomaru she saw him no where till she once again felt her legs fly upward as he threw her down in the very same position he had her in not even 5 minutes before!
"You know this is getting very old very fast. Why am I constantly finding myself underneath you?" she said as his claw traced her jugular.
"I have my arm back. As if it were never gone in the first place. Explain to me how you did this." He demanded. This time she really did roll her eyes.
"If I knew I probably would have blasted you off me already. Second I told you before anything happened that it did it on its own." She said eyebrow rose in annoyance.
"Do not take that tone with me." he warned.
"What exactly are you going to do if I don't? It's obvious that you want to know the secret of how I got rid of your half-brother without even a bruise on me and why I'm not dead. So your information would be lost if you were to do so." She snapped glaring up at him.
"I'm warning you human do not upset this Sesshomaru." he growled.
"What there's more than one of you? Well point to the one that's not a complete jackass then maybe we can have a conversation on how to get me home!" she said in a mocking voice. Then he did something unbelievable. He smacked. Hard.
Her head snapped to one side as he struck her. Her eyes widened then narrowed as she turned her head back to him. Then with a snarl she did the unthinkable. She punched him in the face. And it hurt. A lot. His head also snapped in reaction to her hit and his eyes widened completely.

"Sesshomaru-sama!" Jaken waddled over and tried to hit her with the Staff of Heads but she grabbed it and pelted him across the head with it.
"Don't touch me." she growled. Then taking the staff she tried to hit Sesshomaru again but his reflects allowed him to caught it mid swing as he turned back to her.
"You dare to hit me?" he said almost in a whisper. She glared at him.
"Get the fuck off me you bastard! I don't know you but all I know is that you are an arrogant asshole who needs to get laid and I'm not volunteering so get off before I make you." She said in complete fury.
"I'd like to see you make me." he taunted. 'You know Tai taught me a move to get out of this.' She thought before taking her hands and shoving them to his shoulder just to giver herself enough leverage to bend her knees and slid from underneath him appearing as Lithe as a cat.
"There I did it so go fuck off." She growled before walking off.
"Sesshomaru-sama are you okay?" asked Rin. Sesshomaru stared at her.
"I'm fine Rin." He said though he didn't look it his thoughts were running rampant.
'How did she accomplish that move? She executed it so perfectly, it was almost as if I taught it to her. That was a move that I learned as a pup. How did she know it? That wench shouldn't be taken lightly. But to actually strike me? With no intent on killing me but just to make it hurt? She is a strange creature indeed. But exactly did she say I was. Ah, an arrogant asshole who needs to get laid. How did my arm grow back? What was that stuff that Rin was eating?" he thought all at once. "I underestimated this human. Perhaps a little compensation is in order. With the proper goading she might even get the Tetsuiga for me." he said aloud but to himself.
"Sesshomaru-sama were are we going?" asked Rin.
"To find my idiot half-brother." He replied with what looked like a smirk. He got to his feet and sniffed out his brother and started in that direction.

"The nerve of that idiot! Hitting me like that! Who the heck does he think he is?" she vented to herself. She held her check with her hand. "That smack still hurt though." She said to herself. She spotted something red and went towards it only to the guy from her first fight.
"You know you caused me a lot of trouble." She said kneeling down next to him. "I met your brother Sesshomaru. You two have a lot in common. You're both arrogant little pricks." She laughed a bit to herself. "But hey you gotta admit you both are undeniably gorgeous." She said letting her hand travel through his hair His ears twitched but she didn't touch them. "You know, what happened to your markings? Your brother has them. Shouldn't you? Well look sorry about doing this to you. You caught me at a bad time I really don't fight that much. You just happened to tick me off at the wrong time. Well look I have to find my way home so see ya." She said leaning over to kiss his forehead before standing up and leaving. Walking a bit more she found the village he was talking about and went inside. "Where's Inuyasha!" exclaimed a girl that had a kimono on with a giant boomerang strapped to her back a monk following her. "Hey!" Celeste called running for them. They both turned and the monk stared at her with a perverted grin at the spot of where some of her cleavage showed since she was bent over. "Well hello there." He said she straightened and bowed. "I heard you said something about Inuyasha?" she said. The girl with the boomerang raised an eyebrow at her. "Yes I did. I have you seen him?" she asked Celeste was about to answer when she felt something on her backside and her eyes widened and she turned and punched the monk dead in the face. 'Oh crap I just hooked a holy man. I'm going to hell!" Celeste cried "I will forgive you if you grant me one wish." He said pulling himself off the ground.
"What?" she said
"Do me the honor of bearing my first child." He said simply. She
blinked once then twice. Then 3 times then smacked him. "You hentai!"
she said angrily.
"Miroku why do you do this to every woman we come across?" said the
exasperated woman.
"My intention were noble lovely Sango." He replied.
"You know that was probably the biggest lie I ever heard in my life.
Anyway I saw Inuyasha laying down in the woods." She finished.
"In a tree?" asked Sango. Celeste shook her head.
"No on the ground. Miroku blinked.
"Unconscious?" he asked. She nodded.
"Who did that?" asked Sango.
"Well actually I did. He got me angry so me and him fought so I think
it was best to tell you see ya!" she said running as their jaws
dropped. She stopped next to a jewelry store and saw a necklace made
of jade beads. Seeing a couple of coins on the ground she picked the
up and ran inside. She came out with them. They were really pretty so
she kept them in her pocket since it didn't go with the color she had
on. Walking back out the village she started walking towards the giant
tree.
"So there you are." Came a husky voice she turned around to see
a guy in a baboon pelt.
"Um, you were looking for someone?" she said her eyebrows rose.
"Yesss. Someone as delectable as you shouldn't go untasted." He
sneered. She rolled her eyes.
"Well sorry I'm forbidden so you'll have to find someone else."
She said walking away till the guy grabbed her from behind he crushed
his lips to her neck. In her surprise she let out a bloodcurdling
shriek.

After seeing her little display towards his brother he was left
to wonder about her even more. This girl was baffling and a complete
mystery. 'Undeniably handsome?' he thought since it came from her
lips. He was not sure how many women have told him that. But it was
always to his face never to someone else. Especially not to his
brother. Perhaps having the girl coming along with them would be a
wise idea. After all if anyone could beat his brother in combat she
would surely do well on keeping pointless and menial fight from lower-
class demons away from him. Even he had his times when he anted to be
lazy.
It was when he finally decided to have her come along he heard a
scream.
"Just lead the way." He said before he bolted off.

"Get the hell off me you perv!" she yelled as he tried to reach
down into her kimono with a cry of outrage she judo slammed him in the
ground.
"I said I wasn't on the menu!" she scowled as he got up. She
took out one of her swords and held it at the ready.
"You fight like the Western Taiyoukai. A concubine he taught
perhaps?" he went on.
"I don't even know who he is! And I'm not a concubine!' she
raged as she used her index and middle finger to create a youki whip
like the one Tai used only it was a blood red color. Tai taught her a
lot of super cool stuff like this and now she finally got to use it.
From underneath the pelt a whole bunch of bugs came at her and she
slashed at them with both her sword and whip. Then she tried a move
she saw Tai do just to show off and balanced on one foot and started
to spin rapidly. Moving her sword and whip in time she created what
looked like a ballet pirouette with a steamer and the bugs
disintegrated till there were no more. She stopped spin and let the
whip fall to the ground and she balanced on two feet again.
'"Interesting. Another move by the Taiyoukai." The guy sneered
as he charged her. They fought furiously. He managed to pin her to a
tree but before he could do anything, he was slashed apart, by a mere
glowing hand.
"You should be more careful. You're lucky this was only a
puppet." Said Sesshomaru. She stared at him mouth open.
"Um... thank you. "she said and smirked and lifted her hair to
reveal the mark the puppet left on her.
"He left a mark on you." He said simply as she touched her neck
gingerly before tears welled up in her eyes.
"That bastard gave me a hickey!" she cried falling to her knees.
Tears spilled like a river as she clutched her neck.
"That's not fair. I got a hickey I didn't want from someone I
don't even know!" she wailed. She stared up at him before throwing
herself in Sesshomaru's surprised arms.
"A hickey. That bastard gave me a hickey. Ewwww." She said
burying her head into his shoulder. Sesshomaru was stunned. Not only
was this human crying over a simple mark she actually threw herself
into more danger then the puppet presented.
"Human you worry over nothing. It will disappear in a few days
your tears are wasted.' He said nonchalantly. She raised her eyes to
his.
"But it's the principle. How you like a mark from a girl you
didn't know and who actually wanted to rape you? (How true is this
statement?) This thing means I was locked a fit of passion and he
kissed my neck hard. Which I wasn't! There goes my perfect
reputation." She said Sesshomaru had to agree with her. he wouldn't
want the mark of any lusting woman he didn't even know. She was also
right in believe that if she was someone of status her reputation
would be soiled
"Hey can I give you a present? You know for saving me and all?'
she said. His eyebrows rose in question. The last person to give him a
gift was Rin. Being at least a gentleman he nodded and she reached
into her pocket and pulled out the jade rosary and put it around his
neck. (uh oh!)
"I was going to save it for when I got home but it looks much
better on you." She said with a smile. (what doesn't look good on
him?) He fingered the rosary with interest.
"You would give me a gift not knowing whether I would give you
one in return? You are an odd creature human." He said and she
grinned.
"I've been told that a lot. But instead of calling my human all
the time why not just call me Celeste, which is my birth-name anyway?"
she said. He stared at her.
"Celeste?" he said testing her name on his tongue. It sounded
exotic and he had no qualms about using her name. (Like he can talk I
mean seriously his name translates into "the killing perfection"
whose mother would call their child that?)
"Thank you Sesshomaru-sama. For helping me out." She said with a
bow. He nodded and took her wrist.
"I have no idea how you got here but you're coming "I have no
idea how you got here but you're coming with me. We might find some
answers on your jewel and why Naraku is after you. Also how to get you
home. I'm pretty sure someone at my keep should know how to get you
back." He said and she went with him all the way back to camp.

Excel: That was a quick update. Though we are currently under way for
another. C ya!

La-la: Yup next update goes to Kingdom Heaven. Than Runaways. Then Why
can't I love you. Then to love a slave. Excel's about ready to delete
the Harry p story for another more fun story. This is great Excel is
working over time!

Iesha: true! She's on a roll review before she loses it!

Amiri: get ready for chapter 3. :Two human women are more that any
demon or man can handle! That's true. I can hardly handle Excel. She's
a handful.

Excel: Handle me my ass. I'm wild and free. An Amazon!

Kawaii: That's right girls rule boys drool. As always.

Excel: well we'll get to that fact later but for now. Ready Go!