(A/N: It seems Smiths references are running rampant in my titles these days, for which fact I apologise. Also, I hereby strongly request reviewers to send me an email if they want to ask me something urgently. I do not have the time or urge to look up yours and reply to a question you lazily asked in a review. Otherwise, thank you for your time and attention and kind words. Also, be sure to have a peek at my new work- an action comedy that has gasp shudder A PLOT! It's called "I eat ur brane kthnx" and is nearly as stupid as its title. Sincerely, The Duchess)
Chapter 7: Meat Is Murder
"I have suddenly and without any thought at all become a vegetarian, therefore I wish to purchase some vegetarian food," Lucius Malfoy informed the shop clerk, who looked at him with a cynical look on his face.
"Been listening to The Smiths, have you?" the shop clerk said.
"How did you know that?" Lucius Malfoy replied.
"Years of experience." was the man's answer. "Anyway, I'd advise you to buy some soy products. Or eat a lot of extra cheese."
"Oh, I have no shortage of cheese, thank you." said Lucius Malfoy, winking saucily.
"Er.....right." said the shop clerk, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, and of course you could try vegan products, such as lupinburgers."
"Lupinburgers....." Lucius Malfoy said thoughtfully. "Oh, I think I have some of those at home. Thank you." He waved his cane in salute, and left the shop.
That afternoon, a shabby, malnutritioned brown streak came flying out of Malfoy Manor and ran away across the grounds at top speed. "AAAAAAAAAH! NOOOO!!!! I AM NOT YOUR FOOD!" it screamed.
"Come back here, you!" shouted Lucius Malfoy, chasing after it, carrying a knife and fork and licking his lips hungrily.
Chapter 7: Meat Is Murder
"I have suddenly and without any thought at all become a vegetarian, therefore I wish to purchase some vegetarian food," Lucius Malfoy informed the shop clerk, who looked at him with a cynical look on his face.
"Been listening to The Smiths, have you?" the shop clerk said.
"How did you know that?" Lucius Malfoy replied.
"Years of experience." was the man's answer. "Anyway, I'd advise you to buy some soy products. Or eat a lot of extra cheese."
"Oh, I have no shortage of cheese, thank you." said Lucius Malfoy, winking saucily.
"Er.....right." said the shop clerk, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, and of course you could try vegan products, such as lupinburgers."
"Lupinburgers....." Lucius Malfoy said thoughtfully. "Oh, I think I have some of those at home. Thank you." He waved his cane in salute, and left the shop.
That afternoon, a shabby, malnutritioned brown streak came flying out of Malfoy Manor and ran away across the grounds at top speed. "AAAAAAAAAH! NOOOO!!!! I AM NOT YOUR FOOD!" it screamed.
"Come back here, you!" shouted Lucius Malfoy, chasing after it, carrying a knife and fork and licking his lips hungrily.
