(A/N: Aaaa'rrrr, ye scallywags! Odds, bobs, hammer and tongs, I am afraid updating on this beauty may be a little slow right now as I am concentrating on my new story- ye know, the one about the brains. But, obesity and bunions, if ye useless landlubbers do not give me 50 reviews for that story by the end of the week, I swear upon my hook that I shall not update these for at least a month. And ye may lay to that. Sincerely aa'rrrr, The Duchess.)
Chapter 9: Lucius Malfoy Shows Severus Snape His Fingers
"I have ten fingers," Lucius Malfoy said to Severus Snape. He showed them to him. "You can count them if you want; one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven..." He looked very confused for a moment, then started over. "No..... one, two, three, four, five, six seven, eight, nine, ten..." He looked ecstatically from his hands to Snape. "See! Ten."
Snape stood looking at him with his arms raised and one eyebrow crossed. "That's it. No more Miffy for you, Lucius," he said, blasting a hole in the television Lucius did not own.
Chapter 9: Lucius Malfoy Shows Severus Snape His Fingers
"I have ten fingers," Lucius Malfoy said to Severus Snape. He showed them to him. "You can count them if you want; one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven..." He looked very confused for a moment, then started over. "No..... one, two, three, four, five, six seven, eight, nine, ten..." He looked ecstatically from his hands to Snape. "See! Ten."
Snape stood looking at him with his arms raised and one eyebrow crossed. "That's it. No more Miffy for you, Lucius," he said, blasting a hole in the television Lucius did not own.
