Hanyousweetheart: HI!! Well we're back i took awhile sorry! And Hiei's here! YAY!!
Hiei: WHY ME?!
HS: Too bad i'm the author! So there! HA!
Hiei: Damn you.
HS: WAAAAAAAH!!! HIEI HATES ME!!!!!
Hiei: Yes i do.
HS: -sniff- Oh well! On with the disclaimer! -shoves paper in hiei's hand-
Hiei: -looks at paper- I won't say it.
HS: SAY IT!!!
Hiei: NO!!!
HS: YES!!!!
Hiei: NO!!!!
HS: Wait a minute why are we fighting? I can just make you with my keyboard!
Hiei: -all nice- My darling,beautiful,friend does not own yyh. Would anyone like tea?
HS: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Popotan: Hello and welcome back to are wonderful show!
Hiei: -coughyeahrightcough-
Popotan: Now for the questions! -sits in chair- Hiei why do you want to destroy Ningenkai?
Hiei: Because i hate ningens?
Popotan: Why do you hate ningens?
Hiei: Because they're weak.
Popotan: Why are they weak?
Hiei: I don't know.
Popotan: And i'm not weak i opened a pickle jar before!
Hiei: -sarcastic-Wow i'm so impressed.
Popotan: Next question! True or False, Which is smarter a Monkey or Me?
Hiei: A monkey.
Popotan: Incorrect! Since the monkeys never made it to the competition by an unfortunate accident, I won.
Hiei: -backs away-
Popotan: Now for the games!
Hiei:Can i hurt Kuwabaka?
Popotan: No.
Hiei: damn....
Popotan: But there's always Yusuke!
Hiei: Yes time for revenge.....
Popotan: In this game we will steal all the Hair gel in the world! And watch as Yusuke suffers! ( i do not like his hair full of gel)
Hiei: -runs off and comes back with a truck load of hair gel- Done.
Popotan: Now roll cameras!
-Cameras come on and shows yusuke sitting on the ground, rocking back and forth, and sucking his thumb-
Yusuke: They'll come back they always come back. -whimper-
P&H: O.o
Yusuke: Hair gel come back to me please! My hair it's falling out of place it's getting messed up. Waaaaaah! -cry-
Hiei: PAthetic.
Popotan: I just want to give him a hug. -sob- So sad.
Hiei: I thought you wanted to watch this.
Popotan: But it's so pathetic it's sad.
Hiei: And i don't care.
Popotan: -stands up- WE WILL HELP HIM GOD DAMN IT AND YOUR DOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: o.o
-10 hours later-
Yusuke: -petting hair gel bottle- Come back home soon my precious.
-Popotan falls down chimney in Santa Claus outfit-
Yusuke: I didn't know i had a chimney.....
Popotan: Hohoho little boy me and my el- HIEI GET DOWN HERE!!!!! -gets out stick and pokes inside the chimney-
Hiei: STOP THAT!!!! CUT IT- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -falls down chimney in an elf costume- Laugh and you die.
Yusuke: -holding back insane laughter- Sure thing.....Elfy.....BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hiei: -lunge- DIE!!
Popotan: -grab- Ok little boy me and my little helper have a surprise for you! -Thousands of hair gel falls down chimney-
Yusuke: -hugs bottles- It's so beautiful. THANK YOU!!!!! -ready to hug-
Popotan: RUN AWAY!!!! -climbs up chimney with hiei-
-10 minutes later-
Popotan: -sigh- Glad that's over.
Hiei: Why didn't you let him suffer?
Popotan: Oh but he will just wait.
WHY ARE THEY EMPTY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -earth shakes-
Hiei: Oooooh.
Popotan: - hehehehehe......That's it for today! See you next time!
HS: REVIEW PLEASE!!! no flames please although i love fire.....flames make my mother wonder what i'm writing.
