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Down the halls of Central Cities Military Base, a teen-aged, blond hair boy walks briskly, reaching a wooden door on which he taps lightly.

"Taisa!" A voice echoed, "I'm here for my report!"

"Ahh... Ohayou Hagaren no!" The flame alchemist said with a smirk as the door crept open, "Please take a seat.." He instructed.

Edward sat down, the same cough the same side as he always does.

"You've been quite stationary lately... It's hard to keep up with what you're doing now.." The colonel remarked.

"Haha... I've finally found a way to get you off my trail then, right Taisa?" The teen said with toothy-grin.

"Hai..." Roy replied with a sigh, "So the updates are maybe a bit more meaning full now... Would you like something to drink?"

The full metal alchemist nodded, "Orange juice is fine if you have it"

And that is where it began...

The 29 year old man handed the drink to Ed and sat back down in his desk with a flask of milk to poor into his coffee.

"Eww... How can you drink that stuff?" Edward said with a disgusted face, causing Roy to look at him almost annoyed.

"The milk or the coffee? I understand if you don't like the coffee but milk...?"

"Both! It looks... Well milk is just something secreted from a cow therefore I have no need to drink it but... Coffee... is just weird."

Roy sighed in confusion, "I will never understand kids..."

And so... For thirty-one minutes that sat in silence drinking, until the colonel finished his cup and looked up to see what Ed was doing. He was awfully quite that whole time.

"Edward?... Oi, Edward" Roy said standing up and walking over to the teen, "Wake up! My office isn't a daycare!"

The blond teen grumbled and rolled over to his side, he looked so peaceful while sleeping the colonel couldn't help but play with his hair.

"Kawaii chibi-san..." Mustang mumbled quietly.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER CUTE SHRIMPY ANTT!?!?!" Ed roared as he awoke by the colonel's remark.

"Ah! Hagaren no! I-I!" Roy stuttered as he tumbled backwards over the table in the center of the room.

SPLASH!

The blonde's orange juice slipped and landed right on top the colonel's head causing him to laugh obnoxiously.

"Hagaren no! This isn't funny!" Roy fumed.

Edward didn't listen he just kept on laughing as the orange liquid dripped down older alchemist's face.

"Ed..." Roy glared, "Please act more mature in situations like these."

"Hahah! Mature? Please explain Taisa. How is playing with a younger male's hair and calling him kawaii mature?" Ed said with a toothy grin.

Roy's face turned deep red, "Uh, it's uh... Something parents say!"

"Really..?" Ed replied suspiciously, leaning closer to the colonel's face, "Then why are you blushing?"

"I just have a tan" The taisa said with a cough.

Ed smirked, "Suuurreee... Whatever you say Taisa... You don't need these papers do you?" He pointed down at the ones filling the table, covered in orange juice.

"Uhh... iie..."

"Good!"

"Why good!? Good trees have been wasted!"

The blond shook his head and clapped his hands, then placed them gently on the papers to cause a large flash.

"A towel?" Roy mumbled, confused.

"Hai!" Ed picked it up and placed it gently above the colonel's head, "What do you think I was going to do?"

Roy shrugged and went to reach for the towel on his head.

"Ah-ah! Iie taisa! Touka koukan.. I made fun of you so now I have to help you dry off" Ed said drying off Roy's hair.

The 29 year old stared at the 15 year old confused, "Hagaren no, that's really quite unnecessary"

"Wow..." Ed exclaimed, "It got all the ways to the back of you're shirt too! This is crap... How can one cup do so much?"

Ed leaned closer and Roy's face felt like it was burning. His face was in the teen's chest and feeling his hand slide down his back.

"H-hagaren no... I demand you stop immediately" Mustang choked.

Ed followed orders, feeling the hoarse warm breathing against his chest, but not moving from his position.

"If you're trying to be funny, I'm not laughing... Now please remove yourself from holding me"

The blond freaked and jumped back onto the couch, his face burned red, "I-I didn't mean to! I was just trying to help!"

Roy stood up, "Helping? You? You are trying to be funny?" He sat down on the table after making sure it wasn't still wet, "Hagaren no... You're acting funny... What's going on?"

"N-nothing!" Ed shouted, "Taisa! Ever since I feel asleep, you've been the one acting funny."

"...Hai... I guess so..." Roy said thinking out loud.

They both sat in silence, again.

"Why... did you said... I was kawaii..?" Ed questioned, face towards the ground, "You... don't really think that do you?"

Roy looked up, "Nani?..."

The blonde's face was burning, "Do you think I'm cute..?"

"...Ed..." Roy said reaching for the teen's face, "If I didn't would I do this?"

And with the rub of his thumb on the teen's cheek, their lips met and the colonel pressed in further, getting his tongue into the 15 year old's mouth.

Edward's eyes widened, a wave washed over him and...

"Ed? Oi, Ed! Wake up! Don't tell me you passed out... sigh... I guess you're still only a kid... A kawaii kawaii kid..."

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Gomen for the sappy sappy-ness and the fact that it was incredibly short. Mez loosing my touch. First FMA fanfic... Please review and let me know you're thoughts ;

Japanese - English Vocab:

Hagaren no - Full Metal

Kawaii - Cute

Chibi-san - Shorty

Taisa - Colonel

Hai - Yes

Iie - No

Oi - Hey

Nani - What

Touka Koukan - Equivalent Trade