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Chapter 16: Oh, What a Beauty, I've Never Seen One As Big As That Before...

It was a rainy afternoon, and Lucius Malfoy was busy sculpting things from clay, when Severus Snape came in. He had been rather bored, and happened to know Lucius was having a quiet afternoon in, and thought he might crave his company. He looked around, to see the entire drawing room was full of rather suggestively shaped clay objects.

"Er, Lucius....." he began, eyeing the sculptures suspiciously.

"Hhmm?" Lucius said, absorbed in his art.

"What is.....all this...?" Snape said, motioning towards the sea of obscene sculptures.

"Oh, I'm attempting to make a model of the Tower of London, but somehow it doesn't come out right....." Lucius said, letting go of his clay, and looking at it critically. "There is something wrong, but I just can't figure out what...." Snape cleared his throat.

"Oh, the Tower of London...." He said. "Well, it does not look like that, but it certainly looks like something." Lucius raised an eyebrow.

"Like what?" he said. As Snape kept quiet, he looked at the bunch of clay before him intently, cocked his head to one side, squinted at it, and after a few moments, realised what it looked like. "Oh......I see....." he said. "Well, I'd better get rid of these then, before Draco comes home and nicks one."