Disclaimer: Do ya really think that I own them...? God I knew that ya were stupid but not THAT stupid.....

A/N: Yeah it's me again.... Don't ya dare to leave! Read this! Now! It's just a dialogue... again... with Sirius and remus.... yes this is slash.... and Sirius says "ya" 'cos I think that it suits him.... end of discussion! I own this fic to Kirsi 'cos she likes dialogues... and sorry about everything I've done... Forgive me all of ya..... and by the way this fic is not betat, so live with it! NOW READ!!!!

Oh one more thing! Ya might find some lines that ya have seen in Hamlet-972's fics but that's just normal 'cos some of these lines are from our conversations.

Conversation for idiots

"SIRIUS!"

"What?"

"This is a public place, you know..."

"Since when had 7th year boys' dorm been a public place?"

"Since.... Hell! How should I know!?"

"Whoa! Ya don't know?! And ya supposed to be the smart one in this relationship!"

"Idiot!"

"I love ya too Moony"

"Eat Snape's socks!"

"Now THAT was disgusting..."

"Well you know all about disgusting so you're probably right..."

"I think that I ignore that... and by the way, I'm always right!"

"Yeah right Paddy..."

"Well yeah!"

"Well yeah right!"

"Well yeah!!"

"Oh stop that Siri!"

"Stop what?"

"That!"

"What that?"

"Being so.... so.... "

"So what? Handsome? Cute? Amazing?"

"So you...."

"Whatever ya say darling...."

"I hate you..."

"Love ya too"

"I'm not saying that! I'm not!!!"

"I know ya want to!"

"No I don't! This bloody conversation started from it!"

"And that's a bad thing?"

"YES! It really is!"

"I thought that ya like having conversations with me...."

"I do... well.... hmm..... sometimes.... I guess...."

"Thanks a lot Remus!"

"My pleasure..."

"It sure was..."

"What is it now Paddy?"

"I'm mad at ya!"

"Why? I'm the one that should be!"

"No ya have no reason! I did nothing wrong!"

"Yeah right..."

"Being in love with ya is wrong?"

"Of course it isn't!"

"Well that's what I am!"

"You have a really weird way to show it..."

"Ya're the one that don't want to spent time with me!"

"Oh honey, of course do!"

"Ya don't sound lik-"

"Better?"

"Definitely! Ya should kiss me like that more often Moony..."

"Well I needed something to shut you up.... And it did work, didn't it?"

"It sure did...."

"Hmm... Good to know... Maybe I will use it more often..."

"Oh yes please!"

"Maybe later..."

"Why not now?"

"Well we haven't made a silencing charm

and there's no lock on the door so anyone can walk in anytime"

"Ya're such a pessimist Moony"

"I'm just realistic!"

"Whatever ya say darling..."

"I hate you!"

"I love ya too Remus"

"Bite me!"

"Ya said it! This is my change!"

"Oh no Padfoot!!!"

"Oh yes Remmy...."

"No!"

"I changed my mind, continue please Sirius..."

"I knew that ya can't resist me! Well I'm not blaming ya....

Who can possibly resist so perfect creature like me?"

"Nobody knows."

"Not even ya?"

"Not even me..."

"I never thought that this day would come!

Ya really admitted that ya don't know everything.

Really Remmy, I'm shocked!"

"Oh serious Sirius!"

"Well I am Sirius"

"Oh shut up!"

"Or what?"

"I'll kiss you!"

"Oh I'm so afraid Remus!"

"You should be...."

"Tell me one reason why"

"I won't..."

"Why?"

"I won't tell you... I show you!"

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!"

The end!

A/N: YA READ IT!!!!! I'm so proud of ya! Now review... and yes this IS an order!