AN: Aha! Another chapter! Did I leave you in suspense for long enough? Are you dying to know what's going to happen next? Well let me tell you;
PREPARE FOR TEH CHEESYNESS! xD
(Note: from the chap. before this one, anyone catch the little hint Havoc was giving? xD)
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Knock knock.
"Come in..." The black haired alchemist mumbled, beginning to get awfully tired.
"Hora hora!" Hughes shouted pressing a picture of his daughter into the colonel's face, "She's learning out to read! And so quickly! It makes me so proud!"
Roy groaned and lowered his head closer to his paperwork, "Hughes... I'm busy enough today. I have a date later tonight along with many other things so please just leave me alone..."
"The date! Right! I forgot to tell you we have to go through the back of the restaurant!" The lieutenant colonel exclaimed.
"What? Why?" Roy mumbled, laying his head on his paperwork.
Hughes shrugged, "Something to do with it being a surprise... Oh! We better head back to your place. You have to be there soon!"
The alchemist smirked, cockily, "Well, as long as it gets me out of work early. This date seems like it'll be at least a little entertaining."
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"Niisan! Can't you change any faster?" Al shouted from outside.
"No! I didn't know that I would be going on a date! How am I to find something like a 'suit' in my bag!?" Ed complained from the shut bathroom, "And auto-mail it's the kindest thing to material... Damn it! Another rip!"
"Why don't you just buy a new suit or something?" Al suggested.
"That could work." Ed mumbled, coming out of the washroom back in his usual wear.
"30 minutes till you need to be there, hurry up" The little brother nagged.
Ed tied his hair up in a ponytail quickly, and slipped his boots on, "Okay okay! Let's hurry then!"
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"Any luck, sir?" A man said standing outside a changing room.
"No!" Ed groaned, "Still needs to be smaller!"
"But it's the smallest size we carry! Are you sure you don't want to try the children wear?"
"NO!" The chibi teen hissed.
The man rubbed his forehead, "Well then I can't help you any further"
"Fine! I'll just take this one!" Ed shouted with a glare as he stepped out of the small room. His pants fell far past his feet and the jacket and shirt fit him quite loosely.
The young state alchemist threw his casual wear towards his brother and he rolled up the pant legs along with the sleeves. Sliding his feet into his boots afterward and tucking his silver watch into his pocket he handed the clerk a large amount of money.
"That should be enough; I have to get going now so I'll pay for the wears now. Thank you!" Ed said quickly and he dashed off with a large suit of armor.
The store clerk stood and shook as he gazed at the money.
"That's four times as much as what he needed to pay..." The man mumbled quietly and slumped to the floor.
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"You know... You're really embarrassing me Hughes... Even in my own house." Roy said ungratefully, pressing his hand over his face.
Hughes grinned, "Oh come on! You don't look that bad! Really! I mean you look like you could be a super model!"
The flame alchemist twitched, "What?! No way. Not in a million years!!"
His face lit up with a bright red and he slammed the door to his room.
"I was just kidding!" Hughes said with a laugh.
"Hughes! I do not take jokes lightly!" Roy growled from inside his room, stepping out a few minutes later, "I still feel like a dork doing this..."
Maes laughed freely, "Hey, what you're wearing right now looks good! Very formal! Considering your casual is the military uniform"
"Shut up Hughes..." The colonel said, shoving his gloves into his pockets, "This is good enough... Let's get going... I don't want to be late"
"Yeah, yeah!" The lieutenant hummed, "By the way! Quick question! What to think of Ed? The little chibi?" He questioned quickly before the colonel got his jacket.
"Why is everyone asking me this question or something similar to it? Is there something you're hiding?" Roy glared.
"E-eh... No" Hughes said laughing nervously, "Just wondering..."
"Well, If you must know... Hey wait a minute! You're not going to start any rumors are you? Because you do.." Roy glared, talking out his glove, "I will most definetly burn you till there's nothing left"
Hughes gulped, "No, I have honor for my comrades Mustang. I won't start any rumors so just tell me. Pleeaasssee? It's to test a theory of mine."
"...Well I assume Ed already told you everything today if he hid in YOUR locker."
"Oh yes! That! ...Roy, I never thought you would go after kids. Haha! Actually I never thought you would do a lot of things!"
"Shut up and let's go! The more you talk the more I'm tempted to burn you to the ground"
"Alright alright!" The lieutenant colonel said in haste, handing the higher ranking officer his jacket.
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"Keshite rewrite shite! Kudaranai chou gensou wasureraru sonzaikan wo! Kishikaise rewrite shite! Imi no nai sousou mo kimi wo daso gendouryoku; Zenshinzenre wo... Kure yo.. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Mustang quiet down! People on the street are looking at us funny!" Hughes mumbled embarrassed.
"Yeah, but we're in a car! And it has a radio! And songs are playing! And this song I particularly enjoy!" Roy stated, almost head banging to the music.
"Out of the car! Out of the car! We're here! No more singing!" Maes pointed out.
The colonel hoped out of the car and walked calmly to the back of the restaurant, "Well considering I'm not drunk yet Hughes, I feel.. Sort of... I don't know... Ditsy?"
Maes stared at Mustang disgusted, "You so need a drink later tonight. All that coffee's getting to you"
The alchemist shrugged and was about to enter the back.
"Wait! Here you have to wear this!" Hughes instructed, "It's very important you do and it is also very important that you don't state you're name"
"...A blind fold? No name? Anything else I should know?" Roy said looking very unpleased.
"Nope!" Maes said tying up the blind fold, "Can you see anything?"
"Yes but-"
"Now?"
"No... Maes listen-"
"Good luck on your blind date!" The lieutenant said before he shoved Roy into the kitchen.
"How the hell am I supposed to find the right place to sit?" Roy mumbled as he stood blind in the kitchen.
"Ahh.. You must be Roy! Right this way please!" A female... Probably a waitress said as she pulled him to the correct table.
"Umm...."
"You're menu's will with you in a short moment. I hope you can read brail!" She said sounding kind of cheeky.
"Thank you" Roy said as he turned his back to the table.
"You're finally here!" A female voice said impatiently.
"Uhh... Yes sorry about that..." Roy replied.
"Are you blind folded too? I can't see anything since my brother tied me up" The voice said, sounding slightly upset.
"Yes... Yes I am... My best friend insisted that I wear it..."
"...Can you read brail?"
"Yes"
"Can you tell me what's on the menu?"
"Sure"
"Umm... Soo... What do you like to do on your free time?"
"Read magazines, books, study, hang out with friends... I don't get much free time though.." Roy stated solemnly.
"Why not? What do you study?"
"My job keeps me from doing things and I study alchemy, the braking down and-"
"Reconstructing of matter... What's you're specialty in it?"
"Fire"
"Really? That's so interesting! My boss-err... Friend has a specialty in fire alchemy."
"Hm? Are you an alchemist too?"
"Why yes as a matter of fact. I'm quite famous around here."
"What type of alchemist are you?"
"Type? Uhh... Metal.. I guess... I can transmute just about anything into something I need if the situation is right"
"Are you a state alchemist?"
"Yes"
"What's you're second name?"
"Uhh... It's-"
"You're menu's are here! Sorry for the wait!" The female waitress said cheekily, "Would you like anything to drink?"
"Do you have any wine? I think a nice bottle would be wonderful" Roy said approvingly, "You don't mind to much do you?"
"Ummm... Sure, wine is good." The unknown female's voice said quietly.
"Ok I'll be getting it right away!" The waitress said as she walked of.
"I think Ed's getting the hint, did you really need to drag me here for this?" The waitress groaned in the kitchen.
"Oh come on, Winry. It's not that bad is it?" Alphonse said, beginning to feel distressed.
"Well, I think the colonel is going to find out its Edward as his date soon. No matter how far the voice has changed." Riza said leaning on counter, "You better get back there soon, Winry"
"Hai, hai" The female teen groaned as she picked up a bottle of wine and went back to the table.
"Here's you wine!" Winry said, sounding perky while placing it on the table, "Anything else I can get you?
Roy's fingers search the table for the wine and hit a hard flat object that stopped him from traveling any further across the table. His fingers scanned across the table and the smooth flat object until arm hit an other object sitting in front if him, which he soon picked up.
"Umm... Miss could you tell me what this is?" The colonel asked casually.
"That's just a... Skinny skinny Vase!" The mechanic rushed, "Is there anything else on the menu you would like? Huh? Huh?"
"Uhh... Pasta and a salad is good... Umm... How about you?" He said as he turned his head back to his silent date.
"Umm... Was it just me or did you voice change?" Edward said in his still feminine sounding voice.
"Not that I no of..." Roy answered suspiciously.
"You sound awfully familiar too..."
"Ah! It's nothing! Really!" Winry insisted, "Just the wine speaking!"
"Winry?"
"Hai..?" She said nervously.
The young alchemist removed his blind fold and gaped, "...Tai-sa...!! What the hell!? Winry did you set this up!?"
The 29 year old military man removed his blind fold as well, as the supposedly waitress panicked, "Ah-ah-ah... Of course not! I had no idea that you two were going through some weird relationship till this morning, so Hughes-san and some others told me to drop by!"
Roy and Ed twitched, "Hughes?"
Giving each other an evil gleam that both stood up and walked calmly to the kitchen. Roy was placing his gloves on and Ed was stretching his auto-mail limb. When they reached the room the group of military personnel had fear strike into their hearts.
Ed punched his metal hand into his real one, "So everyone here was involved?"
Roy sighed, "And I thought my comrades had respect for there leader"
The party backed up to the doors just as Roy snapped his fingers and created a barrier between the party and their only escape.
"Some of you could have just asked calmly and act like mature adults about the situation but no... You have to do it the hard way and make us look like fools..."
Ed yawned, "I'm actually kind of hungry... I think I'll head back to the hotel and deal with Al there. See you Taisa. Al!"
The armor panicked and ran up to his brother, "Coming Niisan!"
The group left in the kitchen watched them leave and as the door shut the colonel smirked evilly upon his new found pray.
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Woo What Roy gonna dooo What's he gonna do? I think the next chapter might be the last... I'm not sure yet. Sorry for the long delay u.u
Ed: Hagane no Rekinjutsushi
Al: Chap. 5 - Blackmail
Ed: And I know... What he really thinks...
PREPARE FOR TEH CHEESYNESS! xD
(Note: from the chap. before this one, anyone catch the little hint Havoc was giving? xD)
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Knock knock.
"Come in..." The black haired alchemist mumbled, beginning to get awfully tired.
"Hora hora!" Hughes shouted pressing a picture of his daughter into the colonel's face, "She's learning out to read! And so quickly! It makes me so proud!"
Roy groaned and lowered his head closer to his paperwork, "Hughes... I'm busy enough today. I have a date later tonight along with many other things so please just leave me alone..."
"The date! Right! I forgot to tell you we have to go through the back of the restaurant!" The lieutenant colonel exclaimed.
"What? Why?" Roy mumbled, laying his head on his paperwork.
Hughes shrugged, "Something to do with it being a surprise... Oh! We better head back to your place. You have to be there soon!"
The alchemist smirked, cockily, "Well, as long as it gets me out of work early. This date seems like it'll be at least a little entertaining."
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"Niisan! Can't you change any faster?" Al shouted from outside.
"No! I didn't know that I would be going on a date! How am I to find something like a 'suit' in my bag!?" Ed complained from the shut bathroom, "And auto-mail it's the kindest thing to material... Damn it! Another rip!"
"Why don't you just buy a new suit or something?" Al suggested.
"That could work." Ed mumbled, coming out of the washroom back in his usual wear.
"30 minutes till you need to be there, hurry up" The little brother nagged.
Ed tied his hair up in a ponytail quickly, and slipped his boots on, "Okay okay! Let's hurry then!"
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"Any luck, sir?" A man said standing outside a changing room.
"No!" Ed groaned, "Still needs to be smaller!"
"But it's the smallest size we carry! Are you sure you don't want to try the children wear?"
"NO!" The chibi teen hissed.
The man rubbed his forehead, "Well then I can't help you any further"
"Fine! I'll just take this one!" Ed shouted with a glare as he stepped out of the small room. His pants fell far past his feet and the jacket and shirt fit him quite loosely.
The young state alchemist threw his casual wear towards his brother and he rolled up the pant legs along with the sleeves. Sliding his feet into his boots afterward and tucking his silver watch into his pocket he handed the clerk a large amount of money.
"That should be enough; I have to get going now so I'll pay for the wears now. Thank you!" Ed said quickly and he dashed off with a large suit of armor.
The store clerk stood and shook as he gazed at the money.
"That's four times as much as what he needed to pay..." The man mumbled quietly and slumped to the floor.
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"You know... You're really embarrassing me Hughes... Even in my own house." Roy said ungratefully, pressing his hand over his face.
Hughes grinned, "Oh come on! You don't look that bad! Really! I mean you look like you could be a super model!"
The flame alchemist twitched, "What?! No way. Not in a million years!!"
His face lit up with a bright red and he slammed the door to his room.
"I was just kidding!" Hughes said with a laugh.
"Hughes! I do not take jokes lightly!" Roy growled from inside his room, stepping out a few minutes later, "I still feel like a dork doing this..."
Maes laughed freely, "Hey, what you're wearing right now looks good! Very formal! Considering your casual is the military uniform"
"Shut up Hughes..." The colonel said, shoving his gloves into his pockets, "This is good enough... Let's get going... I don't want to be late"
"Yeah, yeah!" The lieutenant hummed, "By the way! Quick question! What to think of Ed? The little chibi?" He questioned quickly before the colonel got his jacket.
"Why is everyone asking me this question or something similar to it? Is there something you're hiding?" Roy glared.
"E-eh... No" Hughes said laughing nervously, "Just wondering..."
"Well, If you must know... Hey wait a minute! You're not going to start any rumors are you? Because you do.." Roy glared, talking out his glove, "I will most definetly burn you till there's nothing left"
Hughes gulped, "No, I have honor for my comrades Mustang. I won't start any rumors so just tell me. Pleeaasssee? It's to test a theory of mine."
"...Well I assume Ed already told you everything today if he hid in YOUR locker."
"Oh yes! That! ...Roy, I never thought you would go after kids. Haha! Actually I never thought you would do a lot of things!"
"Shut up and let's go! The more you talk the more I'm tempted to burn you to the ground"
"Alright alright!" The lieutenant colonel said in haste, handing the higher ranking officer his jacket.
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"Keshite rewrite shite! Kudaranai chou gensou wasureraru sonzaikan wo! Kishikaise rewrite shite! Imi no nai sousou mo kimi wo daso gendouryoku; Zenshinzenre wo... Kure yo.. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Mustang quiet down! People on the street are looking at us funny!" Hughes mumbled embarrassed.
"Yeah, but we're in a car! And it has a radio! And songs are playing! And this song I particularly enjoy!" Roy stated, almost head banging to the music.
"Out of the car! Out of the car! We're here! No more singing!" Maes pointed out.
The colonel hoped out of the car and walked calmly to the back of the restaurant, "Well considering I'm not drunk yet Hughes, I feel.. Sort of... I don't know... Ditsy?"
Maes stared at Mustang disgusted, "You so need a drink later tonight. All that coffee's getting to you"
The alchemist shrugged and was about to enter the back.
"Wait! Here you have to wear this!" Hughes instructed, "It's very important you do and it is also very important that you don't state you're name"
"...A blind fold? No name? Anything else I should know?" Roy said looking very unpleased.
"Nope!" Maes said tying up the blind fold, "Can you see anything?"
"Yes but-"
"Now?"
"No... Maes listen-"
"Good luck on your blind date!" The lieutenant said before he shoved Roy into the kitchen.
"How the hell am I supposed to find the right place to sit?" Roy mumbled as he stood blind in the kitchen.
"Ahh.. You must be Roy! Right this way please!" A female... Probably a waitress said as she pulled him to the correct table.
"Umm...."
"You're menu's will with you in a short moment. I hope you can read brail!" She said sounding kind of cheeky.
"Thank you" Roy said as he turned his back to the table.
"You're finally here!" A female voice said impatiently.
"Uhh... Yes sorry about that..." Roy replied.
"Are you blind folded too? I can't see anything since my brother tied me up" The voice said, sounding slightly upset.
"Yes... Yes I am... My best friend insisted that I wear it..."
"...Can you read brail?"
"Yes"
"Can you tell me what's on the menu?"
"Sure"
"Umm... Soo... What do you like to do on your free time?"
"Read magazines, books, study, hang out with friends... I don't get much free time though.." Roy stated solemnly.
"Why not? What do you study?"
"My job keeps me from doing things and I study alchemy, the braking down and-"
"Reconstructing of matter... What's you're specialty in it?"
"Fire"
"Really? That's so interesting! My boss-err... Friend has a specialty in fire alchemy."
"Hm? Are you an alchemist too?"
"Why yes as a matter of fact. I'm quite famous around here."
"What type of alchemist are you?"
"Type? Uhh... Metal.. I guess... I can transmute just about anything into something I need if the situation is right"
"Are you a state alchemist?"
"Yes"
"What's you're second name?"
"Uhh... It's-"
"You're menu's are here! Sorry for the wait!" The female waitress said cheekily, "Would you like anything to drink?"
"Do you have any wine? I think a nice bottle would be wonderful" Roy said approvingly, "You don't mind to much do you?"
"Ummm... Sure, wine is good." The unknown female's voice said quietly.
"Ok I'll be getting it right away!" The waitress said as she walked of.
"I think Ed's getting the hint, did you really need to drag me here for this?" The waitress groaned in the kitchen.
"Oh come on, Winry. It's not that bad is it?" Alphonse said, beginning to feel distressed.
"Well, I think the colonel is going to find out its Edward as his date soon. No matter how far the voice has changed." Riza said leaning on counter, "You better get back there soon, Winry"
"Hai, hai" The female teen groaned as she picked up a bottle of wine and went back to the table.
"Here's you wine!" Winry said, sounding perky while placing it on the table, "Anything else I can get you?
Roy's fingers search the table for the wine and hit a hard flat object that stopped him from traveling any further across the table. His fingers scanned across the table and the smooth flat object until arm hit an other object sitting in front if him, which he soon picked up.
"Umm... Miss could you tell me what this is?" The colonel asked casually.
"That's just a... Skinny skinny Vase!" The mechanic rushed, "Is there anything else on the menu you would like? Huh? Huh?"
"Uhh... Pasta and a salad is good... Umm... How about you?" He said as he turned his head back to his silent date.
"Umm... Was it just me or did you voice change?" Edward said in his still feminine sounding voice.
"Not that I no of..." Roy answered suspiciously.
"You sound awfully familiar too..."
"Ah! It's nothing! Really!" Winry insisted, "Just the wine speaking!"
"Winry?"
"Hai..?" She said nervously.
The young alchemist removed his blind fold and gaped, "...Tai-sa...!! What the hell!? Winry did you set this up!?"
The 29 year old military man removed his blind fold as well, as the supposedly waitress panicked, "Ah-ah-ah... Of course not! I had no idea that you two were going through some weird relationship till this morning, so Hughes-san and some others told me to drop by!"
Roy and Ed twitched, "Hughes?"
Giving each other an evil gleam that both stood up and walked calmly to the kitchen. Roy was placing his gloves on and Ed was stretching his auto-mail limb. When they reached the room the group of military personnel had fear strike into their hearts.
Ed punched his metal hand into his real one, "So everyone here was involved?"
Roy sighed, "And I thought my comrades had respect for there leader"
The party backed up to the doors just as Roy snapped his fingers and created a barrier between the party and their only escape.
"Some of you could have just asked calmly and act like mature adults about the situation but no... You have to do it the hard way and make us look like fools..."
Ed yawned, "I'm actually kind of hungry... I think I'll head back to the hotel and deal with Al there. See you Taisa. Al!"
The armor panicked and ran up to his brother, "Coming Niisan!"
The group left in the kitchen watched them leave and as the door shut the colonel smirked evilly upon his new found pray.
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Woo What Roy gonna dooo What's he gonna do? I think the next chapter might be the last... I'm not sure yet. Sorry for the long delay u.u
Ed: Hagane no Rekinjutsushi
Al: Chap. 5 - Blackmail
Ed: And I know... What he really thinks...
