Ok time for a new chapter! (Which took me like 5 years to post, sorry) But before that let's thank the reviewers:

Marty: Um thanks.. I never knew you were that way...

Con: Thanks, here's the new chap!

Freak of nature: Ok I read and reviewed your story, and here's a new chap of mine!

NA: Thanks for the review, and don't worry abut the Zoe Psy, there WILL be Moby Zoe as well, I promise

Drum Kero: Well who knows what could happen later.... ;)

Anyway, onto chapter 4!

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Dear Bob,

I thought you should have a proper name, so I'll call you Bob.

Anywho, I am talking on my phone to my boss(!) Yikes...

"Rahzel Brown you are the biggest idiot ever." said my boss.

"I didn't mean to, I swear!" I croaked.

"Chico's gonna get fired." whispered Marisol to Seeiah in the background. She is obviously still upset with me because I wouldn't do stuff with her. Fat annoying, yet sexy, slut.

"You damn numbskull! You went to the wrong hotel! Where the fuck are you?!?" yelled my boss. The wrong hotel? Huh?!? Well, that explains a lot.

"We are at the, er, Rickilos Mansion." I said as I read a plaque on the wall.

"What the... and whose idea was it to go there?" he ask.

"It was Mackenzie's idea." I lied, trying to weasel out of trouble.

"No it wasn't, dawg!" Yelled Super Ghetto Boy. "I wanted to go to Playboy Mansion, yo"

"Hehe, I was just kidding, It was the.... um... BUS DRIVER'S IDEA!" I cheered, proud of myself for the great excuse.

"Alright then. The hotel you are supposed to be staying at is just down the road, pack up and get in the bus while I inform the driver." sighed my boss as he hung up on me.

Awesome! We are staying at a good hotel! Oh yeah that rocks!

Well I am reading the Schedule while forcing all of the SSXers back onto the bus. It says "GYM TRAINING" for today.... Gym training? What the fuck? I am supposed to sit around on my ass yelling while these guys beat the hell out of each other, fly down some slopes, and show some Skill-age while doing wild tricks! I am not supposed to be like one of those bulimic men who lift weights and show up on Oprah.

As we walk onto the bus, I realize there is a new bus driver. Thank god. well I ushered the last person, Elise (who was giggling at all of JP's not funny jokes), onto the bus, I went into my office. Yay, I almost forgot how much fun it is in here.

Same bat time, same bat place. I am now doodling mustaches on all of the SSXers on my clipboards, and I must say that Kiora looks particularly funny. And wow, I think Seeiah looks good with one! It makes up for the lack of hair on her head. Mabey someday, when the time is right,I will mention the suggestion of facial hair, in passing of course.

After a few more minutes of lollygaging and being stupid, I decided that i want to make sure this bus driver knows what he is doing.

"Hello Mr. Bus driver person!" I said while strolling out of my office. He remains silent. mabey he HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED! WE ARE GONNA CRASH! I think he may even be napping.... I should remain calm, and yell in his ear to wake him up if that is the case.

"HELLO?!" I screamed.

"Hello there you little whippersnapper!" the skinny, yet old and smelly, bus driver cheers. What a creepy old fart. At least he is not a fat, dirty Mexican like all of the fake Santa's at the mall.

"Hi. So were are we headed to?" I asked.

"What?" he asked.

He must be deaf! Aha, I have figured out his handicap.

"WHERE ARE WE GOING?" I scream.

"The hotel!" he cheers. He is a creepy, happy old fart.

"IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WORKING OUT IN THE GYM!" I yelled back.

"What? Something about making out in the keg of gin?!?" he asked in a confused, yet happy way. Now he is visualizing some fond memories from a party he attended back in the stoneage. Lord help me, because if I lose my voice and become a mute I will also lose my fabulous job.

"TRAIN... IN... GYM..." I yelled loud and clear, hoping simplicity is the best policy.

"Oh, why didn't you say so? here is a gym in the hotel." he said dreamily.

Things were getting awkward and silent, so I departed back to my loverly office. Wheeee, time to play with the clickie balls!

After indulging in the ultimate fun for another 10 minutes, we arrived at the real hotel. Everyone clamored out of the bus with their bags and the driver sped away.

"Now this is what I call a hotel!" beamed Elise.

"Damn straight." said Mackenzie as he walked up next to her, his arm brushing up against hers. WHOA! I think Superfly Ghetto Fab is Flirting with Vapid Canadian Model. Mabey if I stuck them together.... oh the publicity ideas are flowing to me now!

Anyway, the hotel is so awesome. We walked inside and the lobby looked like something Barbie would own. It was all shiny and marbley and cool. Everyone was ooooing and aaaaahing. Psymon started laughing like a freaking maniac, what else is new?

Well since we are behind schedule because of the hotel fandango, I decided to take charge right away to get back on schedule.

"Let's go everyone, same rooming arrangements, put your sit in your rooms and get down here in your nicest little gym clothes!" I yelled. Everyone groaned, but obeyed as I passed out the keys. So I sat down and decided to write up a workout plan on my loverly clipboard...

1) make people jog a lap. Make Luther and Mac jog 2, because Luther is fat and Mac is wannabe ghetto.

2) make the people stretch and do push ups.

3) do stuff like-

But my list-making was cut off by someone/something sitting next to me on the couch and grabbing my arm. It was Marisol.

"Hey chico, I am ready to go to the gym and work up a sweat." she said sweetly. I looked to see her wearing short shorts and a tank top. Oh yeah, very ready to work out.

"Hey Marisol." I said as nicely as possible. She stared at me through her nice brown eyes. She is actually really pretty up close... NO! She is waaay to close, I mean I am the tour manager! I cant do this!

Just in time to save me, comes Mr. Super Ghetto! I guess I wont make him run another lap...

"Yo yo dawg when are we going to da gym?" he asked while strutting in. I think he really does imagine he is Eminem, which is sad.

"Once everyone-" there was a rumble, and the rest of the boarders all clamored down the stairs at once. "Gets here." I finished lamely. I turned on hy heel and led all of the boarders into the gym, which was actually pretty big.

"Are we actually going to have to do anything that involves work?" asked Elise as she picked at her nails. "I just got a manicure."

I really could care less about Elise's nails, so i just sent everyone off on a jog because I don't feel like dealing with their problems. After the lap (2 for Luther), I had everyone stretch. I was very surprised at how flexible Psymon. he can touch his head to his knee, easily. That's a little creepy. Either he stretches obsessively, or he just lost too many nerve endings to feel pain.

After the stretch and 20 push ups, I was all out of scheduled activities. I will take some suggestions I guess.

"Who the fuck has an idea of what we can do now?" I asked the group.

"Lets play dodgeball!" cheered Seeiah. Dodgeball, sounds interesting.

"Kiora, go check if there are any balls in the supply cabinet." I ordered. kiora skipped (very annoying) over to the closet and looked inside.

"This no is a supply, is weights in room." she said. What in the name of Beezlebub is she talking about?!?

"Um, she means that it is a weight room and there aren't and dodgeballs." said Brodi as he peeked into the room. Kiora nodded so intently I thought her head would fall of.

I was about to suggest we use Seeiah's bald head as a ball, (considering she suggested it,) but I saw something better. Much better.

"Ok everyone, I see something we can use. For now, get into teams of Mackenzie, Eddie, Psymon, Zoe, Elise and kaori versus everyone else." I said while singling out random people. Then, I went to the weight room. I picked up about a ball and lined it up in the middle. man, that was really heavy... Oh well. I came back in to see everyone on their teams, ready to play.

"OK GO!" I yelled while blowing my handy dandy whistle. (I found it next to the balls). Why the hell did the whistle just let out a quack sound instead of a shrill sounding thing? It must be the Canadian trend or something...

After everyone finished laughing, they all rushed to the middle to grab a ball.

"BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Psymon as he picked up the ball and chucked it at JP.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Jp as he was bowled over, and went crashing into the wall. "This iz a 5 lb medicine ball!" he yelled while examining it.

Medicine ball? No wonder it was so heavy... Oh well. they need to toughen up anyway.

"Heads up, pansies!" yelled Luther as he picked up the ball ad chucked it at Elise, who screamed and ducked. Zoe dove to grab the ball out of mid air.

"You're OUT tubby!" laughed Zoe.

"Awe shit." groaned Luther as he and JP walked to the jail. Zoe passed the ball to Mac, who lobbed it over, and it was caught by Moby.

"Is that as hard as you can throw? WIMP!" yelled Zoe as she and Psymon started laughing like maniacs. They must really be into this game.

Moby tossed the ball over, attempting to free someone from jail, but Kiora surprised the hell out of me by catching it.

"Seeiah-san, heads up!" cheered Kiora as she threw the ball across the gym at Seeiah.

"No fucking way, Ima ruin my new coat." grimaced Seeiah as she jumped out of the way, and it went to Marisol, who also dodged it.

"Ok, heads up JP!" yelled Marisol as she chucked the ball over in an attempt to free Jp from jail, but he was too busy flirting with Elise to catch it. The ball hit Elise hard on the head.

"Ow you bitch!" yelled Elise. "Now I am going to get a bruise!"

"You should have been paying attention instead of flirting, You slut!" said Marisol. OoOo, I see a catfight starting. Should I break it up yet? Hell no.

"Me a slut?!? Look at your outfit! It makes you seem like the Class A Bimbo that you are." retaliated Elise as she stepped over the midway line and advanced on Marisol.

QUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCCCK!

"You are both out, Marisol for throwing the ball at Elise's head, and Elise for rushing over the line in an attempt to kick Marisol's huge ass. Go to jail!" I declared. Both ladies grumbled, but obeyed. Kiora picked up the ball and sent it flying at Brodi, who caught it and chucked it at Eddie.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" yelled Eddie as it hit his foot while he was jumping away in midair. Now this, is entertainment. It also kinda reminds me of the Matrix.

Zoe picked up the ball and chucked it as hard as she could at Seeiah, who squealed and jumped out of the way. But the ball hit the wall and came around to smack her in the back! Not this is what I call fun!

"Oh you damn white bitch..." muttered Seeiah the bald racist. Brodi picked up the ball. It was him versus Zoe and psymon. OoOoO the suspense. ok, I will shut up.

"Heads up Moby!" yelled Brodi as he chucked the ball with all of his strength to Moby in the jail. Zoe and Psymon both ran to catch the ball, and it hit off the both of them before hitting the ground.

"Brodi's team wins!" I cheered while blowing my whistle. QUAAAAAAAAAACK! Everyone began jumping around and cheering, some because the game was fun, some because they won, and some just because the game is over.

"Yay!" I cheered along with the crew. "Yay! Yippee, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I screamed. But in a cheerful way. They all looked at me. "Gym time is over, now go hit the showers! That's it, get the hell out of here.

They all continued cheering, and ran out of the gym in a big glob of, um, people.

"Meet back down here in one hour for lunch!" I yelled after them. I doubt all of them actually heard me, or wanted to hear me.

Well, it says right here on the clipboard that we eat lunch and I "brief them." brief them? On what? Never mind, it says I show them the big poster of the course and explain about practice schedules. It is all outlined right here, wow it's pretty easy doing this.

Well here I am at the head of a long table, waiting for everyone to show up. It is cold (air conditioned) in here, so I am wearing my famous, gay windbreaker. Hey, its the only sweater I have at the moment, I didn't unpack yet.

Well it looks like everything is set up, and we even have cool sandwiches and soda. Sweet. Well I have to stand up here with my pokey stick thing in front of the poster, looking suave, until everyone gets here. But it has only been 5 minutes since I dismissed them, so I have a feeling it will be a while!

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