Ok I have a new volunteer jess-chan
will be writing some of the story even though shes kind of confused
ill help her through it...and please thank all of my friend who are
helping me with this 32 chapter story that I already printed
out...thx
Disclaimer- I do not in anyway own yyh, I only own
this straight jacket and this padded room.
Day 4
When
squirrels attack
Today the camera decided to focus only on
tribe reikai and see what they are doing. Now we will post the diary
entry of today:
Yusuke Urameshi
Well everything was turning
out to be a normal day, Kurama making breakfast, Darkflame taking a
morning piss in the woods yeah I think ya get the picture. But then
it was when Kurama noticed that some of our food was half eaten, or
missing. And it all went down hill from there.
"Uh Yusuke
have you been eating our food supply?" Kurama asked with a hint of
anger in his voice. "Who do you think I am, the oaf, of course
not?" Yusuke replied with annoyance. "Well then someone or
something has been eating all of our fruit" Kurama complained as he
held up a half eaten orange and a broken coconut. "Well it wasn't
me! Maybe it was Darkflame I mean, you can't trust any of the
Ayame's" "I heard that..." Darkflame said with some anger as
he walked over. "And I haven't been eating the food, I guess
those man eating vermin I saw were having a field day eating all of
the food...oh and Yusuke I saw them steal your watch last night"
Darkflame continued as Yusuke's face turned red. "WHO STOLE MY
LUCKY WATCH!" "Dude I don't know! I though I was dreaming but I
think it was vicious man eating vermin that stole your watch!"
Darkflame responded with a small sweat drop appearing on the back of
his head. Kurama just gave the both of them dirty looks and went back
to cooking "Damn it where the hell is an outlet on this remote
wasteland" Yusuke said searching on every tree for a outlet to plug
his game cube in. "Yusuke," Kurama sighed and asked "Why would
you bring a Game cube to a deserted island when you know there is not
going to be any outlet?" Yusuke paused and thought "Well hey, you
never know!" Darkflame and Kurama face faulted and sweat dropped.
It was only a few minutes later that a strange noise was heard from
where Yusuke was napping "Chi, chi, chi" Yusuke sprang up with
his spirit gun ready with eyes the size of dinner plate screaming
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Everyone turned their attention on
Yusuke. "What was, what?" Darkflame said as he approached the
Yusuke in distress. "KURAMA GO IN THERE AND FIND THAT, THAT THING!"
Kurama then jogged over to see what was going on. "Yusuke calm your
ass down now what was it you actually heard." "A VICIOUS MAN
EATING VERMIN!" Darkflame and Kurama broke down laughing on the
sand. Yusuke on the other hand did not find this funny and had a vein
popping out of his head. "I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I SWEAR
ILL SHOVE THIS STICK UP YOUR-" Then the sound came again "chi,
chi, chi, chi!" Darkflame and Kurama fell silent Darkflame had a
serious look on his face while Kurama looked somewhat scared "HA!
See I'm not going crazy there really is some one out there willing
to kill us!" Then everything came clear when Darkflame announced
"Its just a squirrel guys" "and exactly how do YOU know it's
a squirrel punk boy?" "Cause my sister gets chased by them all
the time gay wad!" Darkflame shouted at Yusuke. Kurama just sat
there with a dumb look on his face and sweat dropped. "Yeah and how
am I supposed to believe that?" Yusuke questioned "If you don't
believe me, then find out your self" Darkflame daringly said
questioning Yusuke wits.
So Yusuke walked over towards the
bush and looked in it. Then a squirrel jump out and started attacking
Yusuke on his head. "GTE IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!! SOME ONE HELP ME!!
GETS THIS FUCKING THIS OFF OF MY HEAD!" Yusuke shouted as he
started shouting random curse words not suitable for television
programming. Darkflame and Kurama where laughing so hard they were
crying. Then more squirrels came out and started attacking Yusuke
everywhere. Yusuke who was blinded by the squirrels ran into 3 palm
trees, 5 pine trees, fell face first into the sand and got those
vicious squirrels off by going into the sea water. Yusuke emerges
from the ocean with scratches, bite marks and bruises. Darkflame and
Kurama immediately tried to stop laughing...but when they saw Yusuke
also covered in seaweed they burst out laughing again. It was then
the mangled Yusuke saw the squirrel who stole his watch. "Squirrel
meet spirit gun." Yusuke fired his spirit gun at the squirrel and
the squirrel deflected it, Yusuke's face was so priceless it was to
fucking funny to miss. Darkflame and Kurama laughed even harder,
their faces where bright red and they were crying of laughter.
"Wh-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DON'T TELL ME SQUIRRELS KNOW NINJITSU
TO!" Yusuke screamed in agony as he chased the squirrel for the
watch...the chase didn't even last 5 minutes. The chase ended with
the squirrel throwing coconuts at Yusuke's head.
Confession
tent:
Yusuke-I will get my revenge on those fucking
squirrels
Kurama- this was the funniest-ha ha ha- day of my-ha
ha ha ha ha ha –entire stupid life- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Darkflame-
that was to-HA HA HA HA-fucking funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
end
of day 4
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