w00t, its me, ssxgurl21, with the long-awaited new installment of Through The Eyes of a True Champ. Sorry it took so long, writers block and math homework were obstructing me.
well first I must, as always, thank all of the reviewers from chapter number 4. And there are lots of random 4's throughout this, idk what they are!!!
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StarFire143: Thanks for all of your reviews! But I wanted to say that some words, such as loverly, are spelled bad on purpose, idk y I just think i have more flexibility w/ that b/c this is a journal. And I do put it through Spel Chekar b4 uploading ;D
Onward to CHAPTER 5!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Diary,
I decided you don't need a name, and DIARY suits you. SO henceforth, I will call you by this name.
Anyway, I am here in the board meeting room, waiting for the SSXers to come back from the showering I instructed them to take part in. The quick 44€thinking on my part saved me from being in a small room with a bunch of nasty, sweaty people.
La la la, shuffling papers, looking important. Shuffle shuffle. After not even 10 minutes of nice shuffling I was interupted.
"Hey chico." cooed an all-to-familiar Latin voice. Guess who?!
"Hi Marisol." I said with a sigh. This bitch had some nerve to interrrupt my wonderful paper shuffling.
"I took a quick shower, but it was still steamy, hot, wet and desireable." she trilled in her nice little Venesuealan accent.
"I bet." I chimed, almost sarcastically.
"I wish you could have been there." she continued, while puting and brushing her fingers against my arm. Great, now she is flirting with me, but what else did I expect. I should make something up, quickly, so she stops acting this way......
"I bet your mommy and daddy wouldnt be too happy is some random black guy, twice your age, came in the shower with you. Especially a DJ like me, we can be pretty bad." I said. That shou444ld do the trick! But... no she is CRYING! Why is she crying?! Did I mabey say something rude and offending.....?
"Chico!" she choked through tears. "I never knew my father! Or my mother!" Sob Sob. I looked in my bag for some tissues, but all I saw was that silly panda toy. I handed Marisol the Moffee (The one that Kiora didn't already soil.) She blew her nose on it and hugged it close.
"What happened?" I asked, looking as sympathetic as I could.
"Well, when I was just a tiny child, too small to remember, my parents took me driving in their car. It was pretty crappy, so the brakes gave out and we wheeled down a hill into a ditch. Both my mom and dad died, but I ended up washing to the shore. A man and his 15 year old sex slave found me, and kept me." she sobbed.
"That was the saddest and most realistically fake story I ever heard." I said. What in the name of beezlebub am I talking about? Next Marisol did something totally unexpected, she threw the Moffee across the room and hugged me. For an extremely emo444tionally unstable girl, she has a strong grip.
"I knew you'd understand." she smiled while letting me go. Now she is staring me in the eye, getting closer and closer. She is way too close now, I can see all of the many tears that are clinging to her eyelashes. Oh no, she is gonna kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Um hey." said a male voice from behind Marisol. Her huge ass was blocking his head, so I pushed her out of her chair and looked to see the sandwich delivery dude from Subway. Saved!
"Hello." I replied. He looked at me a little embarrassed. Probably thought he was bursting in on a makeout session. Me and Marisol? As if.
"You ordered some sandwiches....?" he asked while taking off his hat and scratching his head. I almost burst out laughing, he has a mullet! A blonde mullet! How bout that, I haven't seen one of them since the 80's. I don't exactly know how that is funny, mabey its the weird color?
"Yeah, what the hell took so long?" I asked while grabbing the444 bags and shoving a 50 in the guy's hand. "Keep the change." I added while dismissing him with a wave of my hand. I am trying not to laugh out loud at his hair, and I am barely resisting the urge.
"Whatever." he shrugged while walking out. As soon as he closed the door, I fell on the floor, laughing so hard I thought my stomach might burst. Marisol started laughing too, I wonder how she contained herself so well...
After about 5 minutes of hysteria, Marisol stopped laughing and said, "Why are we laughing, chico?"
I didnt have time to respond, because Kiora and Mac came in along with Brodi.
"Hello grasshopper." said the tall, blonde Zen man.
"Nirvana in da house yo!" yelled Mac while making a 'word' sign with his fingers. Good lord, he still thinks he is black? I better but a TV block on the BET channel to take away the influence....
"Konichiwa!!" said Kiora brightly, adjusting her panda backpack. Looks like Moffee with straps attached to his tummy. Psycho Japanese and their psycho bears...
Speaking of444 psycho, here comes Bingo, I mean, Psymon. What the hell is he carrying????????
"FREEEEENCH TOAST AND SYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" he shreiked while barging through the door.
"Put me down, Psy!" laughed Zoe from atop his shoulder. Seems like someone is getting a free ride.
"Uh, nooooooooooo!" he yelled while running around in circles.
"Just put her down! The nice little charm wears off after about five minutes, when all the blood rushes to her head so you can't even see her warpaint." I said lamely. Psymon actually obeyed, though, and dropped her in a chair.
"Thats better." Zoe sighed. "So whats for lunch?"
"Sandwiches." I replied. "But we eat after the meeting." I added, wiping the happy smile off everyone's face. I guess they all love Subway..
"But I am hungry dawg! You are such a foshiznic!" yelled Mac.
"No more comments from the peanut gallery please, just sit the fuck down and you will east when I tell you." I snapped.
"Hell no! I say we rebel. BOARDERS ON STRIKE!!!!!" yelled Mac.
Silence.
"Silly Mac44 cie-cun, just sit down. We din't even board yet." trilled Kiora. His eyes got all glassy and he put on a goofy smile while obeying and sitting down. Wait, he listens to her and not me?! What does she have that I dont? Boobs, for one thing.
And one by one, people assembled. 5 o'clock rolled around; FINALLY, time to begin the meeting. I was about to close the door, but after a quick count, I realized that we are one boarder short. We are missing...
"Elise!" I yelled. "Where the hell is she?"
"I dunno." sai44d Zoe. "Doing her hair, I expect."
"No person could take an hour to do their hair." I said angrily. Where the hell was Elise???? "Ok everyone, I am leave Kiora in charge of you all. I am off to find Elise." I said while patting Kiora on the back and walking out. I hope she can control them... Oh who cares at this point?
Now here I am, walking through the halls yelling Elise's name. Searching diligently. After a loooong long time (well, 5 minutes), I gave up and leaned against the door. Big mistake.
I fell into the closet where Elise and the Subway Boy with the Mullet were having a snogfest.
4444"Oh lordy, come on Elise." I groaned. "You can do better than a sandwich delivery dude." I said while grabbing her arm and pulling her down the hallway to the board room. I as doing double tugging, because for half of the ride Elise was holding sandwich boy's hand and hastily scribbling down her number.
"Ok I have found Elise, horay, woop woop, time to start." I said while dragging Elise into the meeting room where all of the boarders were gathered around Marisol and JP, who were playing strip poker. "Let's break it up, here!"
Five minutes later, the meeting started as all of the fully clothed boarders sat and listened attentively while I showed them the trail down Mount Garibaldi that they were going to be riding. I showed them the freestlye part, and the racing part. Everyone nodded like they actually understood. Magical.
After the meeting, we all ate yummy sandwiches, went to bed full and cheerful, and lived happily ever after. For now.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Not a great chapter, but I will get to some great snowboarding next installment!
