AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING.
Sir Integral (aka Integra)
Aspirin for putting up with Alucard:
$500/ year
Cigars for putting up with Alucard:
$750/ year
Paying for those long-distance phone call while Alucard makes snarky remarks about him turning you on (or vice versa):
$800
The look on his face when you finally decide to ignore him:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
