AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING.
Alucard
Casull:
A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.
Jackal:
A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.
Replacement parts for said guns:
A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.
The look on his face after a hell of a lot of fighting and time when Alhambra asks if he's run out of bullets:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
