AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING.

Alucard

Casull:

A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.

Jackal:

A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.

Replacement parts for said guns:

A hell of a lot of fighting and time to get it.

The look on his face after a hell of a lot of fighting and time when Alhambra asks if he's run out of bullets:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.