If you though chapter four was funny wait till you read this. Its down right crazy
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Day 6
Chipmunk Mafia/Army
Our camera now shift to the Meikai Tribe for today, and now a passage from a journal
Raven Ayame
Today did start out strange all of our clothes were missing, but Sakura saved the day with happy colors...XP anyway Chipmunks can organize a mafia...and they can attack!
"Ok who the fck took my shirts and pants..." Raven said as she glares at everyone else.
"Who the hell took my black clothes" Hiei said through clenched teeth.
They both stared at Sakura who took out some neon shirts and happy colored clothes. Hiei and Raven got the most disgusted looks on their faces as they see all those bright colored shirts being brought out of the book bag.
"Ok I know what you are thinking, you are getting changed in these clothes and my clothes also got stolen, I'm not in cahoots with Kurama or Darkflame in taking your clothes away, and your gunna listen to me like it or not, right now...SO GET CHANGED!" Sakura said as she threw clothes at Raven and Hiei. After getting changed we see both Raven and Hiei in the confession tent.
Confession tent: Raven-I can't believe I was forced to wear a pink shirt, and light blue shorts. I look like a 5 year old and I think I'm going to be sick.
Confession tent: Hiei-I vowed to my self never question Kurama's or Sakura's authority again, but what did I do to deserve this 'Happy colors' treatment? I mean come on? What did I ever do to any of them to deserve this embarrassment! I mean ok I admit the dark blue jeans are ok but the bright red shirt...I could find something 10 times better in the Makai to wear then wear this crappy quality shirt.
Back out in the open Sakura started cracking up as soon as she saw Hiei emerge from the confession tent. Then she saw Hiei shaking the nearest pine tree and making Raven fall flat on her face and when she saw what Raven was wearing, she burst out laughing and said "I'll be in the Lagoon over there, if you need me, scream" Sakura said as she gathered her stuff and laughed all the way to the Lagoon on the other side of the camp. Hiei and Raven just stared at each other and laughed at each other. Then they heard a voice.
"If you two are done laughing I would like a word with you." At that point there was silence.
"Did you say something just now?" Raven asked Hiei and he gave her a 'what-do-you-think' look.
"Um down here" And to their Surprise it was a chipmunk.
"Raven slap me I think I'm loosing my mind" Hiei said with uneasiness
"Hiei you are asking the wrong psycho, I lost all sanity 10 years ago" Raven said with a look of disbelief.
"Now if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you, you planted your fat human asses on our turf, we will give you 10 minutes to pack up your shit and leave. Now if you refuse you will face harmful consequences." The chipmunk said as he stared right at them.
Raven and Hiei just looked at each other and laughed like the 7 hells. The chipmunk just stared at them knowing they will not move so he called his little colleagues at the Chipmunk Army Reserve and shouted at Raven and Hiei
"YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH THE CHIPMUNK MAFIA!" When they heard this Raven and Hiei were laughing so hard they didn't realize the huge army of chipmunks coming at them. Raven was the first to notice this and grabbed Hiei by the back of his shirt.
"CHIPMUNKS ARE ATTACKING!!! CHIPMUNKS ARE ATTACKING!!!" Raven screamed. Then Hiei came out of his laughing trance
"WE SURRENDER! Oh, uh, what's going on again" Hiei asked.
"WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A HUGE FUCKING ARMY OF FUCKING VERMINS CALLED CHIPMUNKS!"
"Oh, FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!" Hiei shouted as he and Raven ran past the Lagoon where Sakura was relaxing.
"I wonder how Raven and Hiei are doing." As soon as she said that Raven and Hiei ran by with a huge army of chipmunks chasing them. "Oh my fucking god" Sakura muttered as she got changed.
"WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO!" Raven screamed as she ran.
"I don't know how about we sacrifice you?" Hiei said with a smirk.
"I got a better idea" Raven said with an evil gleam in her eye.
"I hate that look" Hiei managed to say as Raven got out her big assed paintball gun.
"Hiei, meet the propaint-ball 2165315454226985745784232-541685164461458735481875 XXXL" Raven said proudly.
"How do you manage to memorize those numbers?" Hiei questioned.
"I HAVE NO CLUE!" Raven shouted as she started shooting paintballs at the Chipmunk army.
Thankfully they retreated.
"AND DON'T EVER RETURN YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS!" Raven screamed shaking her fist in the air. Hiei just stared and thinking 'I could've done that'
A little while later Sakura caught up with them and gave them a 3 hour boring lecture on mafias and chipmunks and armies, and also that chipmunks cannot organize mafias or attack humans just to get their turf back. Then Hiei and Raven were fighting wars of convictions with Sakura saying that chipmunks can organize mafias and that they can talk. This little war ended with Sakura giving them both Ravens' Psychopath Control medication.
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