AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I throw in some really crazy ideas sometimes. I own NOTHING.
Seras
Luxury sheets for bed:
$800
Skimpy negligee:
$150
Various stuffed animals:
$250 total
The fact that you now have to sleep in a coffin:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
