AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING. By demand, Walter!
Walter
500 feet of steel filament wire (a.k.a. "killer dental floss"):
$1500
Special gloves for using said wire:
$500/pair
Training with said wire:
Over fifty years (presumably)
Saving Sir Integra's life in episode 13 at the cost of ruining his hands and possibly his own life with said wire:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
