AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING. By demand, Walter!

Walter

500 feet of steel filament wire (a.k.a. "killer dental floss"):

$1500

Special gloves for using said wire:

$500/pair

Training with said wire:

Over fifty years (presumably)

Saving Sir Integra's life in episode 13 at the cost of ruining his hands and possibly his own life with said wire:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.