AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING.

Pip

Book: "Teach yourself to how to look and act Australian":

$25

Book: "Teach yourself how to speak with a French accent":

$30

Book: "Teach yourself the latest British slang words":

$20

The humor of no one knowing where the heck you're really from:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard