AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I own NOTHING.
Pip
Book: "Teach yourself to how to look and act Australian":
$25
Book: "Teach yourself how to speak with a French accent":
$30
Book: "Teach yourself the latest British slang words":
$20
The humor of no one knowing where the heck you're really from:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard
