AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I throw in some really crazy ideas sometimes. I own NOTHING. The next few are Iscariot.

Enrico Maxwell

Large bouquet of yellow roses:

$25

Plane tickets to London:

$150

Admission to art gallery:

$25

Getting hit in the face with your consolation gift:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.