AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I throw in some really crazy ideas sometimes. I own NOTHING. The next few are Iscariot.

Yumiko and Heinkel

Airplane tickets:

$500 each per trip or more

Various disguises:

$500 each per trip or more

Insurance dues:

$500 each per trip or more

Driving Maxwell up the wall when asking for reimbursement:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.