AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. Everyone's doing it! I just had to try it. Be gentle. I throw in some really crazy ideas sometimes. I own NOTHING. The next few are Iscariot.
Yumiko and Heinkel
Airplane tickets:
$500 each per trip or more
Various disguises:
$500 each per trip or more
Insurance dues:
$500 each per trip or more
Driving Maxwell up the wall when asking for reimbursement:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
