AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. I own nothing. This one is more of a parody of the Anderson figurine I bought and my friend Tessa's reaction to it.

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Anderson

White suit:

$150

Long grey and purple trench coat:

$250

Large gilded golden cross:

$500

Being mistaken for a bad Elvis impersonator:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.