AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. I own nothing. This one is more of a parody of the Anderson figurine I bought and my friend Tessa's reaction to it.
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Anderson
White suit:
$150
Long grey and purple trench coat:
$250
Large gilded golden cross:
$500
Being mistaken for a bad Elvis impersonator:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
