AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. I own nothing. This is the last one.

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Luke Valentine

Expensive, immaculate white suit:

$800

Effeminate-yet-stylish haircut:

$50

Various guns and ammunition:

$500

Managing to impress Alucard for about ten seconds before getting eaten:

Priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.