AN: Absolutely pointless MasterCard commercial parody. I own nothing. This is the last one.
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Luke Valentine
Expensive, immaculate white suit:
$800
Effeminate-yet-stylish haircut:
$50
Various guns and ammunition:
$500
Managing to impress Alucard for about ten seconds before getting eaten:
Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
