Disclaimer: I don't own Eva, Gainax and ADV do, I don't own any other animes I just decide to throw in for a laugh. One such anime would be RahXephon which is owned by Bones and ADV, the characters are used but there is no major influence of the series, don't worry hardcore eva fans, there won't be any Dolems and Angels attacking at once or anything. If there are any characters that appear that don't seem to be from Eva or RahXephon then I have thrown them in and they are mine, you can't have them! (Without asking anyway) Waya and Lilith would be such characters. Now then, on with the show.

Title : Evangelion The New Testament

Chapter Title : One big happy family

Shinji and Asuka woke up about the same time, there was someone calling from down the stairs and they saw that it was dark outside. For a moment they thought about not moving, as Shinji felt Asuka's body next to his he smiled and remembered what he said just before he drifted off to sleep. He opened his eyes and Asuka's were staring back at him, she was blushing heavily and he smiled a little more.

"That is something worth waking up for..."

"Shinji..."

There was a knock on the door and they chose to ignore it, they didn't really want to be disturbed. Misato's voice came from the other side.

"Dinner is ready Shinji. Shinji? Well come down when you are hungry and have you seen Asuka?"

Shinji looked at the door then back into Asuka's eyes, she was about to cover his mouth when he opened it but he only whispered.

"I think I've seen her around here somewhere..."

Asuka smiled and they listened for Misato to leave, she took a few steps from the door and then they heard some loud shouting and footsteps.

"You two go down stairs! He's trying to sleep..."

The door flew open causing all of the hairs on the back of Asuka's neck to stand on end, she just stared at Shinji and went redder than she was before. Almost without noticing the two children moved around the bed and jumped on it. Shinji had recovered a little more and wasn't as weak as before but wasn't at full strength so he didn't find it too painful that the two children were bouncing everywhere. After a minute or two they both lay down between Asuka and Shinji, forcing the two apart. Misato had gone in to try and to get the children out but she left once she saw the redhead lying on the bed with Shinji. Shinji moved his arm and moved out so the children weren't swashed, thankfully all the rooms had double beds. So from a bird's eye view of the bed you could see Asuka on the left, then Lilith, Waya and Shinji on the right.

"So what do you two want then?"

"We want you to come and have dinner with the rest of the family."

"Well I am a little tired."

Lilith was staring at Asuka, Asuka was beginning to feel very worried by the prolonged staring. After a few moments Lilith looked like she had reached some sort of divine inspiration.

"Daddy, is the reason that Asuka isn't your sister that you can lie on a bed together for hours?"

Asuka and Shinji both froze, after trying to compute what she said they levelled up what was better, telling them about the birds and the bees or saying yes.

"Yes."

They both looked at each other and decided now would be a good time for a quick exit.

"I think we should all go down to dinner together, don't you Asuka-chan?"

"Yeah..."

Asuka looked with a large blush after Shinji said her name in such a way and then went even redder with the smile that followed. Shinji sat up with a bit of a moan in pain, then he picked up Waya and went to give him a piggyback, until he almost collapsed.

"Maybe a few more days before we try that again."

"Oh...okay..."

They left the room quietly, walking down the large set to stairs, Asuka glanced across and saw Shinji twitching with each step he took. They got to the table and found a large feast, around the huge table were all their friends, family and the techs from NERV. Misato sat Shinji down at the head of the table, Asuka was on one side with Waya and Lilith on the other. Misato then crouched down beside him pointing around she introduced him.

"Okay Shinji, over there are the second shift from NERV command, they sort of do the same jobs as we do."

"Oh right, who are they?"

"That is Major Haruka Shitow; her little sister, Trainee Megumi Shitow, who does Maya's job; that is Lieutenant Souchi Yagumo, he is Hyuga's lackey; and finally Kim Hotaru, she switches with Aoba."

"Right, Haruka, Megumi, Souchi and Kim, got it."

They all sat down and had a great feast, Shinji didn't actually eat that much because of the fact that he was still quite weak. Afterwards they moved into a large lounge with lots of chairs and beanbags and things. They all watched television for a while, when the clock chimed Nine O'clock, Shinji got up and walked over to the two children.

"Come on, bed-time."

"But you always let us stay up late!"

"Not this time, you two need your rest, I can't have you being tired when I am."

"Okay..."

Shinji walked them up to their room, they shared the one next to Shinji's and it had a couple of single beds in it. He tucked them in and then painfully returned down the stairs, he fell into the armchair with a sigh and then looked around. Everyone was silent, the television was off and they were all staring at him.

"What now?"

"Explain to us what happened at Third Impact."

"Do I have to? It's a long story."

"Yes!"

"Fine fine, I'll start in the beginning, and I mean the very beginning. About 65 million years ago a meteorite crashed into the Earth, on it was a being that I have called a King of Gods. Upon impact the King reverted to a much earlier incarnation of himself and the energy released was called the 'Zeroth Impact'."

"Zeroth Impact?"

"Who's telling this story?"

"Oh sorry."

"Anyway, this 'Zeroth Impact' created fifteen beings that I have dubbed Gods, anyway these gods were amazingly powerful, much more than the angels. Once the King of Gods was strong enough he left the Earth with thirteen of his 'children'. He left behind two, the ones we call Adam and Lilith, their task was to populate the Earth with intelligent beings. They were supposed to work together but while Adam wanted to copy their father and create fifteen beings with thousands of souls, Lilith wanted to create a race of beings with one soul each. Now about twenty five thousand years ago there was another cataclysm and Lilith under went a change that I call 'First Impact'. From her spawned fifteen humans, who reproduced with each other to create the race we are today. She rested in her egg, the geofront, for a few millennia and was then at full strength, she wanted to make more humans but Adam used a gift that their father had given them to stop her. He used the Lance of Longinus to keep her in a weakened state indefinitely. He then went around but couldn't create his own race, so ended up with Lilith's Lance in the Antarctic, he slept and then froze over. We found him and the lance and rather stupidly caused the cataclysm that was called 'Second Impact'. We fought the product of that, the fifteen angels, in the end Adam and Lilith decided that they would make one God instead of all these humans and Angels. That was 'Third Impact' but unfortunately for them Rei decided that I should have the choice and I made a world of humans once more. But what I didn't know until I saw the light fly from the baby form of Lilith was that fifteen more beings were born. These beings are the Lilim, while Waya is the only one I know who was actually born a pure Lilim, the others were implanted into humans who already existed. I would hazard a guess that Waya is actually more of an Angel than a Lilim, but he doesn't need to hear that yet. Now the Lilith that I take care of is the same Lilith that has lived for millions of years but something, possibly her proximity to me, has caused her to become more human and she now lacks all the powers she once commanded."

"Right so why do the Lilim want you guys?"

"They want revenge."

"Revenge?"

"Yes, they were changed against their will into these creatures, you see as far as we know the Lilim can't reproduce and they can't experience certain emotions, they want to kill the one who did this, which is technically Lilith. Although looking back at the way the angels wanted to merge with Adam that some might want to merge with Lilith once more, creating a 'Fourth Impact'."

"Oh great, more impacts."

"My mission is to stop this from happening, I have had help so far from Kaouru."

"The gift from Kaouru?"

"Yes, I think when I killed him part of him merged with Unit 01 and thus me, after Third Impact I learned a large amount about the AT field, not to mention that mine increased in size and strength dramatically. I also have had perfect health up until recently but I think all the time I spent keeping Lilith together used up that part of the gift."

"So you are now just a human with an AT field?"

"I think so, although I'm not exactly sure what I am or what Touji is."

"That makes me feel better..."

Touji spat rather sarcastically, the two boys looked at each other and then over at Rei, who had been sitting on the couch in a blanket. She was awake after a day in which she recovered a surprising amount.

"Although we may have another problem..."

"What is that?"

"Rei's blood transfusion, although we'll probably both make a quick recovery, I don't have the disease anymore but Rei may have some parts of my DNA that have changed due to my AT field and the like."

"So Rei could start showing the same sort of powers as you?"

"I think so."

"Well I promise to do my best and protect this family, if I get them."

"Thank you...Onee-chan."

Author note – That was a bit of a brain boiler, trying to explain the whole Impact system as I see it. In case any of you get confused by the angels bit, although there are seventeen we started with the third and I tried to imply that Adam and Lilith aren't angels at all. Oh and if those who had read Chapter 14 before I changed it I would just point out that I changed the who brother sister parts thanks to Escudo-blade's information. Thanks!