Disclaimer: I don't own Eva, Gainax and ADV do, I don't own any other
animes I just decide to throw in for a laugh. One such anime would be
RahXephon which is owned by Bones and ADV, the characters are used but
there is no major influence of the series, don't worry hardcore eva fans,
there won't be any Dolems and Angels attacking at once or anything. If
there are any characters that appear that don't seem to be from Eva or
RahXephon then I have thrown them in and they are mine, you can't have
them! (Without asking anyway) Waya and Lilith would be such characters. Now
then, on with the show.
Title : Evangelion The New Testament
Chapter Title : Envy, Lust, Greed, Hate and Pride.
Asuka was looking over her shoulder all the way home, she knew that the feeling she felt was that of a Lilim. More than that, it was a Lilim who threatened to pull this family apart, she couldn't allow that, wouldn't allow that. As the taxi moved up the hill, Asuka saw the mansion and a lot of smoke. There were fire crews and ambulances everywhere, she passed a few on the way up, for a while he feared the worse.
"Auntie, why are there so many people here?"
"I don't know, Sweetie."
Rei and Asuka made sure that she didn't look out of the window to see the fire up ahead, but they were surprised that there was no roadblock in place.
"What is it?"
"I don't know, I hope Shinji's alright."
When they drew closer the driver stopped, they gave him the money and ran towards the courtyard, there was bits of tree and path everywhere. They thought a war had been fought on their doorstep, although there was a lot of smoke, there was no fire. They ran around and found Misato yelling at someone, when they got to her they saw Shinji and Waya covered in bruises and soot, they didn't look hurt but they looked sorry.
"We're sorry Misato, we won't train in the house again!"
Asuka heard the words and felt a huge weight off her heart, that was until she realised just how much fear she had felt on the way there.
"YOU IDIOTS! I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO YOU!"
Asuka punched Shinji so hard that he actually lifted off the floor and ended up a metre or two back, Lilith walked up to Waya and slapped him, imitating Asuka. Rei would have punished her but really it was Waya's fault as well, he might have only been ten but she knew he knew better.
"You could have killed each other, and look at all the bruises Waya has!"
"Erm...I did these myself, I hit into some objects while we were jumping around."
"Well you could have hurt your father, he is still recovering!"
"Well, these bruises are from Misato once she found out what we did to the mansion. Oh and this new one from when Asuka found out what we did to the mansion."
They all sighed as the house was inspected, they weren't allowed in until it got the all clear and the road was backed up with emergency services by this time so they couldn't find somewhere else to stay. When the man came out he spoke to the group, Waya and Shinji at the back looking like naughty children.
"Well we have found massive damage in most of the rooms, there are two that haven't been touched. We can have them repaired by tomorrow night but we can't start until morning. We could try to find you alternative accommodation..."
"No that is okay, we'll sleep here tonight. You are dismissed."
"Thank you Ma'am!"
The man and the emergency crews disappeared, Touji and Hikari had come to check up on everyone, and ended up taking Kensuke home with them. Misato, Rei, Asuka, Lilith, Waya and Shinji entered the house, looking at the devastation they were left with questions.
"How?"
"Why?"
Shinji and Waya both shrugged, looking around there was a mixture of slash marks and big huge craters everywhere. They were on the way up to inspecting the rooms when Misato, who had cooled off a little, turned around.
"So who won this war anyway?"
"Honestly?"
"Honestly."
"Waya did actually, right at the end, I thought I had him but he grabbed my sword and pulled it on me!"
"YOU USED THE SWORD!? ARE YOU INSANE!?"
Shinji nodded, he was answering both counts, you can't go through what he has been through without some small amount of you mind going out of the window. When they got up to the rooms they saw the two rooms that weren't damaged.
"These are your room and Waya's room, aren't they?"
"Yes Misato...we made sure we steered clear of them..."
Shinji got another punch to the face, although before he deactivated his AT field so they wouldn't break their hands trying to punch him, this time he had it up by reflex and he was sure Asuka's fist just went through it anyway. After a moment of Waya trying to wake him up and the girls thinking they finally spoke.
"You two are sleeping outside tonight, I'll go into Waya and Lilith's room with Rei and Asuka can stay in Shinji's bed with Lilith."
"Outside?"
"In that..."
They looked out of the only unbroken window in the house, that was in Shinji's room, there was a storm outside, with a lot of rain and wind. Shinji looked at Waya.
"Just like old times."
The girls went to their separate rooms, Shinji and Waya dragged themselves down the stairs and into the back garden, they managed to find a large piece of debris to shelter under and they fell asleep.
The next morning Misato took all her residents to breakfast, she had partially forgiven the two boys but insisted that they had the smallest things on the menu. As they were talking Asuka decided to drop the man from the day before into the conversation.
"When we were out yesterday a man commented on how alike Rei and Lilith are."
"Oh really, I suppose he is right, they do look and act similarly."
"Yeah but..."
"But? What is it Asuka?"
Shinji had gone from barely listening to the conversation and putting in the minimum possible amount of concentration on it to being very serious.
"He said it'll be a shame when the family is split up."
"Is that all?"
"And I got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach, it made me squirm."
Shinji looked at the two children, they seemed just as worried by what Asuka had said, Shinji faced her and then put his hand across to hold her hand.
"Asuka is there anything else?"
"He was really tall and had grey hair..."
Shinji went silent, the entire table did, when Misato and Rei returned from the bathroom (you know girls always go in groups), they thought someone had died.
"Who died?"
"We did."
"What?"
"Asuka was threatened yesterday."
"What by a Lilim?"
"We think so."
"That can't be so bad, we have handled them before."
"But I haven't gauged my strength properly since the transfusion, I mean I pushed myself yesterday but not to my maximum. I'm not sure if I can take a Lilim on my own at the moment."
"Don't worry Dad, I'll help as well."
Shinji smiled at his son but it was an empty smile, even though his son could handle himself he wasn't ready to let him in a fight that could kill him. The rest of breakfast was like sitting in a graveyard, it was silent, as soon as they left, Shinji called Touji and they got most of NERV looking for these Lilim. By the afternoon, Misato was sitting in her big chair behind her big table, she had just sent Haruka to go and start another search pattern. There was a beep and a voice came over the , there is a call here from the Head of the Defence Department."
"Patch him through."
"Commander Katsuragi?"
"Yes sir."
"Would you like to explain what you are doing spending so much military funding on a wild goose chase?"
"Sir!?"
"Katsuragi, we only kept NERV open in the first place because of the threat of the angels, when they failed to arrive as predicted, we left it open because we hoped the research you were doing would prove beneficial."
"Hasn't it sir?"
"It has but it was only worth it when the costs we kept low, now I find bills for rebuilding classic pre-Second Impact mansions, not to mention last week's banquet fiasco. Now you are spending even more money on this Aidasoft deal, that you were not given authorisation to do, and spending thousands on searching the entire Toyko-3 region for a single person."
"But Sir this is important..."
"No Commander, it is not important, if you wish to search do it on your own time and with a group of volunteers, not with NERV personnel."
"Sir haven't you read my rep..."
"I have read all your reports on these so called Lilim and as you said they seem to be following one Shinji Ikari. Therefore if you get rid of this Ikari character then you can stop wasting the tax payers money."
"But..."
"And no more 'buts' if you are still trading military secrets with this Aida boy, harbouring a danger to public safety and wasting our money on pointless searches by this time tomorrow, you will face disciplinary action!"
"We owe Shinj..."
"And I don't care is this Ikari boy is the Jesus Christ reborn, I don't believe in this whole Third Impact bit anyway, throw him out on his ass, Commander!"
Misato put the phone down, then Makoto put it in the bin and called a janitor to clean up the glass that was now all over the floor. Haruka and Hyuga decided to see what was wrong but Misato came out and looked down at all the techs, both shifts were in looking for the Lilim.
"Commander?"
"What I am about to say contradicts orders that I was just given...I want all research on AT technology to be transferred to Aidasoft immediately, I want this off the books. Maya, call Kensuke and Touji, tell them to leave the complex with as much stuff as they can carry. Hyuga, I want you to tell Shinji to meet Touji and Kensuke, he can take some of the weapons and go search on his own. Aoba, tell Rei to go to her old apartment, tell her to scout it out for any security personnel."
"What are we doing?"
"We are going against the Japanese Government..."
"Look we don't have time for this, Souchi tell Lilith and Waya to stay at the mansion someone comes to pick them up, everyone understand my orders?"
"Hai!"
"What can we do?"
"Haruka, you and Megumi go up to the mansion and get the kids, okay?"
"Right."
The people ran, within a minute Misato was the only one still sitting in the command centre, she looked around and realised that this would probably be the last time she would sit in this chair. It was the same chair Gendo sat in and Fuyutsuki when Gendo was away. She sat on it and leant forward, resting her face on her hands in the typical Gendo arch. She then leant back and because it was one of the office chairs she spun around it making 'Weee!' sounds. Then she got up, stumbled a little then left.
"I always wanted to do that."
Meanwhile in an old abandoned warehouse on the far side of the city a mobile phone rang. A female hand picked it up and pressed the button.
"Yes?"
"Go now."
"Right, thank you for your cooperation."
The hand pressed a button that cut off the line, then dialled another number.
"This is Lust, we are a go."
"Hai."
She once again cut off the line, she then put the phone down and began laughing hysterically. Lilith and Waya waited at the front door as the men who had been told to rebuild the house began to leave, their funding cut off. They then watched as a black car, similar to the usual NERV company cars, pulled up then the back door opened. Waya put a hand on Lilith.
"Wait here, I'm just going to check who it is."
"Alright."
Waya walked over to the car and looked inside, Ayato was sitting in the back of the car with a pair of sunglasses on.
"Yo."
"Ayato-kun, what are you doing here?"
"Asuka told me to come and pick you up. She said that Misato called ahead."
"Oh, okay! Come on Onee-chan!"
Lilith smiled and ran over to the car, then both climbed in and she smiled at the boy who she recognised. After the car began moving Waya tugged on Ayato's jacket.
"I thought you and Asuka weren't talking."
"You're right."
"Then why are you..."
Ayato took off his glasses and Waya saw a pair of red eyes looking back, in the front of the car was a young girl driving and a tall man looking back at them. Waya reached for Lilith's arm.
Author note – Well there you go, I know there is at least one person out there who didn't want it to happen but it did, Ayato went bad. I'll try and update again soon!
Title : Evangelion The New Testament
Chapter Title : Envy, Lust, Greed, Hate and Pride.
Asuka was looking over her shoulder all the way home, she knew that the feeling she felt was that of a Lilim. More than that, it was a Lilim who threatened to pull this family apart, she couldn't allow that, wouldn't allow that. As the taxi moved up the hill, Asuka saw the mansion and a lot of smoke. There were fire crews and ambulances everywhere, she passed a few on the way up, for a while he feared the worse.
"Auntie, why are there so many people here?"
"I don't know, Sweetie."
Rei and Asuka made sure that she didn't look out of the window to see the fire up ahead, but they were surprised that there was no roadblock in place.
"What is it?"
"I don't know, I hope Shinji's alright."
When they drew closer the driver stopped, they gave him the money and ran towards the courtyard, there was bits of tree and path everywhere. They thought a war had been fought on their doorstep, although there was a lot of smoke, there was no fire. They ran around and found Misato yelling at someone, when they got to her they saw Shinji and Waya covered in bruises and soot, they didn't look hurt but they looked sorry.
"We're sorry Misato, we won't train in the house again!"
Asuka heard the words and felt a huge weight off her heart, that was until she realised just how much fear she had felt on the way there.
"YOU IDIOTS! I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO YOU!"
Asuka punched Shinji so hard that he actually lifted off the floor and ended up a metre or two back, Lilith walked up to Waya and slapped him, imitating Asuka. Rei would have punished her but really it was Waya's fault as well, he might have only been ten but she knew he knew better.
"You could have killed each other, and look at all the bruises Waya has!"
"Erm...I did these myself, I hit into some objects while we were jumping around."
"Well you could have hurt your father, he is still recovering!"
"Well, these bruises are from Misato once she found out what we did to the mansion. Oh and this new one from when Asuka found out what we did to the mansion."
They all sighed as the house was inspected, they weren't allowed in until it got the all clear and the road was backed up with emergency services by this time so they couldn't find somewhere else to stay. When the man came out he spoke to the group, Waya and Shinji at the back looking like naughty children.
"Well we have found massive damage in most of the rooms, there are two that haven't been touched. We can have them repaired by tomorrow night but we can't start until morning. We could try to find you alternative accommodation..."
"No that is okay, we'll sleep here tonight. You are dismissed."
"Thank you Ma'am!"
The man and the emergency crews disappeared, Touji and Hikari had come to check up on everyone, and ended up taking Kensuke home with them. Misato, Rei, Asuka, Lilith, Waya and Shinji entered the house, looking at the devastation they were left with questions.
"How?"
"Why?"
Shinji and Waya both shrugged, looking around there was a mixture of slash marks and big huge craters everywhere. They were on the way up to inspecting the rooms when Misato, who had cooled off a little, turned around.
"So who won this war anyway?"
"Honestly?"
"Honestly."
"Waya did actually, right at the end, I thought I had him but he grabbed my sword and pulled it on me!"
"YOU USED THE SWORD!? ARE YOU INSANE!?"
Shinji nodded, he was answering both counts, you can't go through what he has been through without some small amount of you mind going out of the window. When they got up to the rooms they saw the two rooms that weren't damaged.
"These are your room and Waya's room, aren't they?"
"Yes Misato...we made sure we steered clear of them..."
Shinji got another punch to the face, although before he deactivated his AT field so they wouldn't break their hands trying to punch him, this time he had it up by reflex and he was sure Asuka's fist just went through it anyway. After a moment of Waya trying to wake him up and the girls thinking they finally spoke.
"You two are sleeping outside tonight, I'll go into Waya and Lilith's room with Rei and Asuka can stay in Shinji's bed with Lilith."
"Outside?"
"In that..."
They looked out of the only unbroken window in the house, that was in Shinji's room, there was a storm outside, with a lot of rain and wind. Shinji looked at Waya.
"Just like old times."
The girls went to their separate rooms, Shinji and Waya dragged themselves down the stairs and into the back garden, they managed to find a large piece of debris to shelter under and they fell asleep.
The next morning Misato took all her residents to breakfast, she had partially forgiven the two boys but insisted that they had the smallest things on the menu. As they were talking Asuka decided to drop the man from the day before into the conversation.
"When we were out yesterday a man commented on how alike Rei and Lilith are."
"Oh really, I suppose he is right, they do look and act similarly."
"Yeah but..."
"But? What is it Asuka?"
Shinji had gone from barely listening to the conversation and putting in the minimum possible amount of concentration on it to being very serious.
"He said it'll be a shame when the family is split up."
"Is that all?"
"And I got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach, it made me squirm."
Shinji looked at the two children, they seemed just as worried by what Asuka had said, Shinji faced her and then put his hand across to hold her hand.
"Asuka is there anything else?"
"He was really tall and had grey hair..."
Shinji went silent, the entire table did, when Misato and Rei returned from the bathroom (you know girls always go in groups), they thought someone had died.
"Who died?"
"We did."
"What?"
"Asuka was threatened yesterday."
"What by a Lilim?"
"We think so."
"That can't be so bad, we have handled them before."
"But I haven't gauged my strength properly since the transfusion, I mean I pushed myself yesterday but not to my maximum. I'm not sure if I can take a Lilim on my own at the moment."
"Don't worry Dad, I'll help as well."
Shinji smiled at his son but it was an empty smile, even though his son could handle himself he wasn't ready to let him in a fight that could kill him. The rest of breakfast was like sitting in a graveyard, it was silent, as soon as they left, Shinji called Touji and they got most of NERV looking for these Lilim. By the afternoon, Misato was sitting in her big chair behind her big table, she had just sent Haruka to go and start another search pattern. There was a beep and a voice came over the , there is a call here from the Head of the Defence Department."
"Patch him through."
"Commander Katsuragi?"
"Yes sir."
"Would you like to explain what you are doing spending so much military funding on a wild goose chase?"
"Sir!?"
"Katsuragi, we only kept NERV open in the first place because of the threat of the angels, when they failed to arrive as predicted, we left it open because we hoped the research you were doing would prove beneficial."
"Hasn't it sir?"
"It has but it was only worth it when the costs we kept low, now I find bills for rebuilding classic pre-Second Impact mansions, not to mention last week's banquet fiasco. Now you are spending even more money on this Aidasoft deal, that you were not given authorisation to do, and spending thousands on searching the entire Toyko-3 region for a single person."
"But Sir this is important..."
"No Commander, it is not important, if you wish to search do it on your own time and with a group of volunteers, not with NERV personnel."
"Sir haven't you read my rep..."
"I have read all your reports on these so called Lilim and as you said they seem to be following one Shinji Ikari. Therefore if you get rid of this Ikari character then you can stop wasting the tax payers money."
"But..."
"And no more 'buts' if you are still trading military secrets with this Aida boy, harbouring a danger to public safety and wasting our money on pointless searches by this time tomorrow, you will face disciplinary action!"
"We owe Shinj..."
"And I don't care is this Ikari boy is the Jesus Christ reborn, I don't believe in this whole Third Impact bit anyway, throw him out on his ass, Commander!"
Misato put the phone down, then Makoto put it in the bin and called a janitor to clean up the glass that was now all over the floor. Haruka and Hyuga decided to see what was wrong but Misato came out and looked down at all the techs, both shifts were in looking for the Lilim.
"Commander?"
"What I am about to say contradicts orders that I was just given...I want all research on AT technology to be transferred to Aidasoft immediately, I want this off the books. Maya, call Kensuke and Touji, tell them to leave the complex with as much stuff as they can carry. Hyuga, I want you to tell Shinji to meet Touji and Kensuke, he can take some of the weapons and go search on his own. Aoba, tell Rei to go to her old apartment, tell her to scout it out for any security personnel."
"What are we doing?"
"We are going against the Japanese Government..."
"Look we don't have time for this, Souchi tell Lilith and Waya to stay at the mansion someone comes to pick them up, everyone understand my orders?"
"Hai!"
"What can we do?"
"Haruka, you and Megumi go up to the mansion and get the kids, okay?"
"Right."
The people ran, within a minute Misato was the only one still sitting in the command centre, she looked around and realised that this would probably be the last time she would sit in this chair. It was the same chair Gendo sat in and Fuyutsuki when Gendo was away. She sat on it and leant forward, resting her face on her hands in the typical Gendo arch. She then leant back and because it was one of the office chairs she spun around it making 'Weee!' sounds. Then she got up, stumbled a little then left.
"I always wanted to do that."
Meanwhile in an old abandoned warehouse on the far side of the city a mobile phone rang. A female hand picked it up and pressed the button.
"Yes?"
"Go now."
"Right, thank you for your cooperation."
The hand pressed a button that cut off the line, then dialled another number.
"This is Lust, we are a go."
"Hai."
She once again cut off the line, she then put the phone down and began laughing hysterically. Lilith and Waya waited at the front door as the men who had been told to rebuild the house began to leave, their funding cut off. They then watched as a black car, similar to the usual NERV company cars, pulled up then the back door opened. Waya put a hand on Lilith.
"Wait here, I'm just going to check who it is."
"Alright."
Waya walked over to the car and looked inside, Ayato was sitting in the back of the car with a pair of sunglasses on.
"Yo."
"Ayato-kun, what are you doing here?"
"Asuka told me to come and pick you up. She said that Misato called ahead."
"Oh, okay! Come on Onee-chan!"
Lilith smiled and ran over to the car, then both climbed in and she smiled at the boy who she recognised. After the car began moving Waya tugged on Ayato's jacket.
"I thought you and Asuka weren't talking."
"You're right."
"Then why are you..."
Ayato took off his glasses and Waya saw a pair of red eyes looking back, in the front of the car was a young girl driving and a tall man looking back at them. Waya reached for Lilith's arm.
Author note – Well there you go, I know there is at least one person out there who didn't want it to happen but it did, Ayato went bad. I'll try and update again soon!
