Because I've been so excited to be putting up my story, i hee hee, forgot to also put the disclamer, so here it is....I don't own Harry Potter yadda yadda yadda and other characters wherein yadda yadda yadda. i'm sure you get the drift. this is my disclamer for the whole story so just keep it in mind while reading. Or not, ya know as long as its here i can't get sued or other such legal nonsense.

Anyway.... Onward with the story


"Why wasn't Harry in classes today?" Hermione mused out loud.
"Who knows, maybe he's got a crush on you and just can't face my wrath," Ron teased as he slipped his arms around her waist.
"Ha ha, very funny, maybe he's got a crush on YOU!!"
"Bloody hell Hermione!!" Ron spat out his pumpkin juice, "I don't think Harry's a puff!!"
Don't you mean HOMOSEXUAL?"
"Don't say that!"
"Why? Are you afraid of HOMOSEXUALS?" Hermione enunciated.
"Errr, No of course not. You just don't want to be giving Harry a bad rep now. More Pumpkin juice?"
Hermione glared at him "Ok maybe, it's just an odd concept is all."
"Actually, its quite common now a days. I mean look at Nearly Headless Nick, He's openly gay and no ones discriminating against him."
"Yeah, who knew that you could be a puff in the afterlife?"
"Shut up, and take me to the dormitories."
Ron Happily complied.

Harry made his way quickly to the room of requirement. Cho always hated when he was late, especially for their "special days".
However, today Harry really wasn't in the mood for a quick shag during lunch. He was thoroughly convinced that it was NOT because of the dream. It was because he didn't have a high sex drive. Yeah, that's it.
He finally reached the room and slowly opened the door. The room had burgundy walls, candles lit all around the otherwise dark room. In the middle was a king sized bed with red silk sheets.
"Oh Bloody Hell," Harry muttered There was a door near the bed that had steam pouring out from beneath it. Harry nearly collapsed on the bed. The door began to open slowly, Harry held his breath, steam poured from the door, shrouding a shadowy figure. Harry shut his eyes tight, blocking out everything.
Cho stepped out from the steam and saw Harry's eyes shut, looking as if he was scared shitless. " Oh My Bloody God, am I that hideous to you Harry James Potter?!" Harry opened one eye slowly, then the other and realized it was only Cho in a towel that was dangerously close to falling off her porcelain skin.
"What the hell, why am I not turned on by this?" Harry thought to himself, " Let's just say its because she does crazy and elaborate stuff like this all the time. Yeah, that's it."
Tears flowed down Cho's cheeks, followed by extraordinarily loud sobs that brought Harry out of his thoughts about where he could get some red silk sheets like the ones on the bed. "Oh yeah, umm…."
"OH MY GOD YOU THINK I'M FAT!!"
"No, no of course not it's just that…"
Cho began to sob louder and louder, drowning out Harry's every attempt to explain himself.
"Look, it's just that, I'm… I'm… I'm gay."
Cho instantly stopped sobbing.
"That's right, I'm gay."
"Oh, Ok," Cho perked up right away and smiled pityingly at Harry.
"Just don't go spreading it around, it's still hush hush."
"Oh, no problem. My lips are sealed," Cho kissed him on the cheek and proceeded to get dressed, while Harry wondered why he said that he was gay.

Harry had skipped the rest of classes for the day, increasing Hermione's worry, and not really effecting Ron, who was too busy doting on hermione's every need to notice that his best mate was missing. He figured he was in the Room of Requirement, shagging Cho.
There's my chapter, lovely isnt it? lol anyway... I'd like to take a few minutes to awknowledge (or however you spell it) my new reviewers.

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