Hey, as promised, here's is my next chapter. I have decided to cut the meeting into two chapters because i am lazy and out of ideas lol. so yeah... Onward with the story!
Harry paced the classroom.
"Where the hell is she!!! She's," he checked his watch, "5 minutes late! I swear to god if she doesn't walk through that door in 30 seconds I'm gonna…"
"Hi Harry," Hermione said as she bounced into one of the dusty desks, "Nice pant by the way, make your arse look a little big though, don't you think?"
"Damnit!! I knew it!! Wait, where were you?! Are you aware that you are five minutes late?!"
"It was just five minutes Harry, no need to panic. Anyway, you wanted to talk to me about something?"
"Yes, I did. It's kinda hard to say but…. Umm well,"
"You're gay aren't you?"
Harry looked at her in a stunned silence, "How did you know?"
"Well, the leather pants are kind of a giveaway,"
Harry looked down and blushed furiously,
"Plus the fact that you blush pretty much like that every time you go near Ron,"
Harry tried to argue, but realized it was true,
"And Cho went around telling every girl who would listen what happened in the Room of Requirement."
"Damnit!! I knew that whiney bitch couldn't keep her fat mouth shut," Harry raged.
Hermione tried to suppress her fits of laughter, but Harry glared at her, a dangerous glint in his eye.
Hermione quickly composed herself and tried to sooth the angry Harry, "It's ok Harry, people thought you were gay anyway seeing as you couldn't even close the deal with Cho."
"I'll have you know that I "closed the deal" many a time with Cho, thank you very much," he said indignantly.
"Well, she never bragged about it like she did with every other guy she's shagged."
"Maybe that's because she loved me enough not to cheapen our relationship by bragging about it to gossip hungry whores."
Hermione arched her brow in a rather imperious manner, "I am not some gossip hungry whore Mr. Potter, and perhaps you were just no good in the sack."
Harry's eyes took on a murderous look that he shot directly at Hermione.
"I was not bad at sex thank you very much. Every time we were done, she'd say that was nice."
Hermione tried, and failed horribly at hiding the eruption of giggles that over came her.
"What?! Isn't that a good thing? She said it was nice, its not like she meant it was bad. Is it?"
"Lets just say that perhaps its not such a big loss that the great Harry Potter has turned out to be gay."
Harry merely slumped down in a desk and tried not to cry.
"But that's ok, because it just means maybe you'd be better at buggering a guy," Hermione suggested, which only earned her a sob from Harry.
"You know that's really not a big comfort, Hermione."
"But yes it is!! See, you could become the gay activist Hogwarts has been waiting for!! There'll be posters and personal ads!! I can see it all know!!"
Harry chocked on his spit after this announcement.
Hey, heres a well deserved shout-out to my only two reviewers.
Chrismukkah-hunnie- yeah yeah, i'm sorry. but technically i was right cause there was that special thing so :P lol . thanks for the review and hurry up and get your chapter up!! lol. oh and have fun at Playland while i suffer at soccer. i swear i'm gonna cry:( lol naw its ok dont fall off of anything.:P
ilive4cake00- you're right, they are pansies arent they? lol I'm glad you think its good.
