(Author note: Squeee! Finally, I update. XD lol, sorry it took so long. I've been busy with loads of stuff, mainly getting HP tickets! Woot June 4th at 3:30! Opening show! -drools- Well, here is the chapter.)

Chapter 15: The Blonde Jerk.

Maya walked out of Minerva's chambers, and dragged her feet slowly down the hall towards her first class. From out of nowhere, a blonde kid tripped her and dumped all her books on the floor

Maya looked up, and narrowed her eyes. "Who the hell are you!?" She growled.

"Malfoy--- Draco Malfoy. You're a Gryffindor, which automatically means I hate you"

"Well, that's interesting." She gathered her books, and stood up again. "You must be Slytherin."

"Of course" he sneered

"Yea, well just mess off you immature jerk. I have a class to go to."

"Oooh, aren't you impressive with your insults" he rolled his eyes

Maya raised an eyebrow. "Listen here jackass. If you don't leave me the fuck alone, I'll have Snape, and my mother after your ass!"

Draco slapped her across the face and took off down the hallway

Maya dropped her books, and chased right after him. She growled, and pinned him straight into a classroom door. Sadly for her, the door fell open, and her and Draco appeared on the floor in Minerva's classroom.

"She attacked me!" he pointed to Maya

Maya looked at Minerva, her eyes wide. "No I didn't, mom!"

"Both of you get to your classes, we'll discuss this afterwards. When your classes end for the day, I expect you both at my office" Maya sighed deeply, and trudged off to class after getting her bag.

After classes both Draco and Maya came into Minerva's office. Maya slumped down in a chair.

Draco was scowling at her, looking like he'd almost start to growl in a moment. They waited for Minerva to enter, completely disgusted. Maya's cheek had bruised slightly. "I should kick your ass." She growled darkly.

"And I'd kick yours back, bitch!"

"BRING IT BLONDEY!" She roared, jumping at him. He pushed her away, swinging at her face. She ducked, and kicked him straight in the area where Draco would be hurt the most. Draco nearly screeched, falling over, holding himself.

Maya giggled wickedly, and sat up on her chair as Minerva entered. "Hi mom." Draco was crying now from the pain.

Minerva sighed, and rubbed her head. "What did you do Maya?"

"Oh Merlin" Draco wailed

"He fell." Maya nodded. "Yep." Minerva raised her eyebrow

"He did. He was trying to hurt me, and he missed me, and hit the chair."

"Maya--" she sighed and rubbed her forehead

"It's truuueee.. And he called me a bitch!"

"Draco, two weeks detention with Filch. Maya, two nights detention with me. Now go Draco!"

Draco wailed loudly. "SHE ATTACKED ME! AND KICKED ME IN MY BUDDDDDIEESSS."

"NOW!" He crawled out. Maya snickered loudly. Minerva sighed heavily.

"I don't even know who he is!" Maya sighed, and looked at Minerva.

"Draco Malfoy--- stay away from him whenever possible"

"Why?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Because he is a rotten kid"

"I see.." She stood up, and stretched. "He's in Slytherin? Does Snape know a lot about him?"

"I'm sure he does"

"I think I'll go talk to him.." She said slowly.

"Be careful"

"No problem. Careful is my middle name." She walked out, and towards the dungeons.

"Yeah--right" Minerva sighed

She reached Severus's office in no time, and knocked on the door. "Come in!" he barked

Maya walked in, and shut the door. "Don't be such a bitch." She scowled.

"Excuse me?" he growled, getting up from his desk

"You heard me." She growled back, and sat down in the chair in front of his desk.

He scowled and then sat back down. "What is it?"

"Draco Malfoy.. Where have I heard that name before?"

"Slytherin. Bright boy. Prat. Evil son of evil father"

"Lucius?" She asked at once. He nodded

"Argh, joy. A bastard child.." She mumbled.

"Well, he is married, unless you don't mean the literal term"

"I mean, he's a bastard." She scowled.

Severus nodded. "Indeed"

Maya rubbed her bruised cheek. "Stupid asshat fucking bastard hit me." She ranted off swearing, like she was actually aloud to do it.

"WHAT?" Severus shouted, standing up

"O shit.." She groaned, rubbing her forehead. "How are you, Sevvie?"

He stormed out of the room and didn't come back for ten minutes. "I'm just fine thank you"

Maya raised an eyebrow. "Sir, where did you go?"

"None of your concern" he sat down behind his desk, smirking.

"What did you do to Draco?" She sighed deeply.

"Nothing that concerns you. Let's just say he'll think twice about the word "hit" in any way, shape, or form of it by morning"

Maya stood up, and slammed her hands on the desk, narrowing her eyes. "Tell me, NOW!" She ordered.

Calmly, he shook his head no, and pointed for her to sit back down. She shook her head, and didn't move. "Please?" She asked softly.

"No, it is none of your business, as a Gryffindor, to be informed"

"But it is my business, as a victim, to be informed." She crossed her arms over her chest, stubbornly.

"Fine. He will be writing a long series of definitions, as well as some rather lacking corporal punishment"

"Corporal punishment?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. He nodded.

"Like.. hitting him?"

"No, it is not hitting. It is correction to a well-padded area of the body that has existed in human history for quite a while, and was even once vastly used at Hogwarts before Dumbledore became headmaster"

Maya frowned darkly at Severus. "All he did was slap me."

"That is not an acceptable form of behaviour for a Hogwarts student, no matter what house"

"You wouldn't have did all that to me."

"You are not a boy, Miss Tanner. It has been wrong, for many centuries, for a man to ever strike a woman. The same code of honour, you could call it, exists between boys and girls. And not, as long as I am head of Slytherin, will such expected and merely civil behaviour be abandoned by Slytherin students."

"I can take a slap to the face, trust me. I paid him back for that. I don't think he'll be able to use some very important male parts for a little while.." She said thoughtfully.

Severus rolled his eyes. "That... is besides the point. But may I informally offer my congratulations on a superb response"

"Well, it's not far. I get congratulated, he got god knows what.."

Severus rolled his eyes.

Maya turned her back on Severus. "Meh, you over reacted."

"I did not. Nor did I ask for your assessment of my actions"

Maya raised an eyebrow, and looked at him. "You piss me off." She decided.

"I'll take that as a compliment"

"Well you shouldn't." She frowned darkly.

"And you should mind your tongue"

"How about no?"

"Maya, I kindly suggest you vacate my office before you talk yourself into troubles that you do not want"

"Aww, be quiet, Sevvie." She snapped, flicking him off.

"LEAVE NOW!" he thundered, standing and pointing to the door

Maya sat quickly in the chair. "I'm sorry."

"As you should be!" he snapped

"Don't be so snappy." She sighed deeply. He rolled his eyes and sat down.

She looked at him, and smiled slightly. "Be nice." He sighed.

Her smile faded, and she stood up. "Sorry to bother you."

He nodded. "Was no bother, catch you another day"

"Catch you tonight, silly. I have detention with you again." She sighed. "Only three weeks to go."

He nodded and returned to his lesson plans. She watched him for a moment, before walking out. She sighed deeply, thinking that she had hurt her professor. Why had she flicked him off? Now, he probably wouldn't protect her any more at death eater meetings. After all, why have a child like her around?

(Author note: Wooo. End of chapter 15. Until next time. Shawna)