Author's Notes: This is the Prologue to my English paper, the first one of the year, about surviving homicidal Keebler elves. Remy Falcon is based on me, Anya Jacobs is based on Anya, I don't know her name yet, Celes Moon is based on Christina/Celes, who's name here is Sonira, and Ewan is an original character, and in this story, only slightly based on our friend Bennifred.
"MOONY!" Remy Falcon turned about at her nickname to face her best friend Anya Jacobs running towards her.
Starting to run towards her friend as well, she happily cried out Anya's nickname, "PADFOOT!" They laughed and embraced, bouncing up and down.
As they huggled, their other friend, Ewan Weasley (yes, a cousin Ron and the gang), came up behind them. "GET A ROOM!"
Moony jumped up in his face and yelled back, "I DON'T HAVE TO, I'M ALREADY CHEATING ON EVERYONE!"
He first swatted at the smell of her breath in jest, and then asked in a confused manner, "How can you be cheating on everyone?"
Remy sighed and tried to explain. "I'm cheating on you, Padfoot, Celes--"
"DID YOU SAY PIE?!"
Everyone jumped around to see Celes Moon, their other OTHER friend, standing there. Ewan immediately replied with, "Three point one four, a great number!"
Anya yelled, "APPLE!"
Remy yelled, "CHERRY!"
Celes yelled, "PICKLE!"
Ewan opened his mouth to yell a pie flavor, but stopped short and asked frantically, "PICKLE?!?!"
Celes grinned. "I like pickle pizza, I like pickle chips, I even like pickle cars!" They others knowingly laughed at the reference to her sister's green Ford Focus. She continued, "But I don't like pickles!"
"I like ketchup!" Everyone turned and sweatdropped at Moony. She obliviously asked after a few seconds of sweatdropping, "What? Did I say something wrong and untruthful? I'll eat ketchup on anything!"
Ewan asked, "Even watermelon?"
"Yep!"
Celes asked, "Even pie?"
"Oh, yes!!"
Anya asked, "Even chocolate pudding?"
"Ew, no!!" They all looked at her surprised and she explained, "Ketchup and chocolate pudding tastes like vomit without all the chunks, I know, I've tried it."
They all nodded and said, "Ahhhhh."
After nearly two minutes of silence, Ewan asked, "So... why are we meeting here again?" They were all standing around the single, shadeless tree on the corner of the Parkview and Olmsted (two public schools in their small, Massachusetts town) soccer field, as Celes had instructed them to.
Celes grinned and jumped back and very dramatically with the flailing of limbs everywhere, and shouted, "I HAVE INVITED YOU ALL HERE TO COME WITH ME TO THE HOLLOW TREE OF THE KEEBLER ELVES AND EXPLORE THEIR WONDROUS WORLD! MWHAHAHAHA!"
As she continued to cackle evilly, Ewan and Remy sweatdropped. Ewan asked in a low voice so only Remy could hear, "Did some one force-feed her sugar again?"
Remy's facial expression went from sweatdrop-mode to guilty-mode in a flash, and she muttered uncomfortably, "Maybe..."
Anya grinned obliviously and said a very energetic Celes in the same manner, "Hey, Mr. Frodo, did ya know ya got a monkey on your shoulder?!!"
Both Remy and Ewan sweatdropped again.
Ewan muttered, "Maybe they fed her, too."
Remy muttered in reply, "Wasn't me, this time."
Celes came back down to Earth, hearing Anya's Mr. Frodo business and said calmly. "No, I am not Mr. Frodo, but I do have..." She pulled her chain off from around her neck and held up the ring that was on it. "...THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!"
Remy corrected her. "Actually, you just got that off a Lord of the Rings bookmark and threw the rest away."
Celes glared in a very Severus Snape-like manner and hissed in a very Gollum-ish manner, "Shut up, you filthy mortal!" Then in a normal voice, she continued, "No, really, my brother saw one of the elves in the cookie section at the Shaw's where he works. He caught it, and I made the elf a deal that I would let him go if you guys and I could go live and help out around The Hollow Tree!"
Anya looked like she would jump to believe that story, seeing as it involved elves, but Ewan wasn't so eager. "Do you have any proof of this elf?"
Out of the left chest pocket of her black shirt, she pulled out a what looked like a little, purple water gun. Remy took it out of her hand and examined it. After a moment, she cried out, "It's the same one Elfwood uses to blast the sandwich cookies with marshmallow, chocolate, and Butterfingers! She must be telling the truth!!!"
They all randomly cheered. After their cries and such hooting stopped, they agreed to meet back at that very tree the next day, dressed and packed for a few weeks, and also with some of their Hogwarts stuff as well.
They departed, and Celes and Ewan went in two different directions, while Moony and Padfoot walked goofed off on the walk home, seeing as Anya only lived two miles down the rode from Remy.
A/N: Next chapter will include character descriptions and such. By the way, they all go to Hogwarts, even though they live in the USA. I don't know why, but I just don't feel like sending them to the magic school in Salem.
Cya!
--PDMD
