Ok, this is going to be a REALLY funny story, because I am REALLY bored. I
hope you enjoy it. I think you will.
Harry stared disbelievingly at the letter on his lap. He had been accepted. HE HAD BEEN ACCEPTED. HE WAS GOING TO BE ON THE WIZARD'S BACHELOR! He remembered back to when he had sent an entry form to the Wizard's Bachelor. He had been so excited about maybe getting on it. It was a dream come true. The only man in a house with 25 other woman. WHOOPEE!
Harry Potter was now 24. He was a national quidditch seeker for Britain. His hair was jet black and now it had a cute swish to it. His green eyes sparkled clearly, and he had finally grown to be 6 feet tall. He had girls all over him, but he still hadn't found the perfect one. The Wizard's Bachelor would be perfect for him, just perfect.
He thought of all the cute women he would meet. He was hoping for someone pretty, talented, outgoing, and supportive. He also hoped she would be somewhat into quidditch since that was his life. He loved quidditch, and his team had just won the World Cup last year, with his spectacular save which made the score end up at 300-290. He had been so happy that day, but no one was there for him to share his happiness. This was exactly the thing he needed.
THE WIZARD'S BACHELOR!
He looked back at the letter again, and read it out loud.
"Dear Mr. Potter,
We have been very pleased and satisfied by your records. Everything is in order. You shall be on the Wizard's Bachelor. Please come to this address: 1923 Pleasantville Avenue, London by 8:30 this Friday. There you shall see our mansion, for which you shall live for the next month. Enjoy!
-Rubeus Hagrid
Host of the Wizard's Bachelor"
Harry laughed. HAGRID AS THE HOST OF THE BACHELOR! WHOAH BUDDY!
Harry still couldn't believe it! He was really doing this! What would Ron think, what would Hermione think?
Just as these thoughts crossed his mind, a small, old owl swooped into his bedroom (which by the way, Harry lived in the Leaky Cauldron). "Oh, hello, Pig." He said as the owl gave him a letter. Harry read it aloud.
"Dear Harry,
Hermione said you had some exciting news, or something. WHAT??? I'm your best friend here, you talk to me, not her, me! Anyway, I probably won't be able to make it to quidditch practice (Ron was keeper for Britain), because I've got to help Fred and George advertise some new merchandise. Honestly, they're making loads of money, they could buy like 50 house elves to advertise their stuff, but no, they have to use me! Whatever, I have to go, talk to you later, Harry, and wait... what is the big deal? Hermione said you were REALLY excited.
-Ron"
Harry didn't know how to explain to Ron, that he was going to be on the Wizard's Bachelor, he was actually kind of embarrassed about it. He got out some parchment and started writing:
Dear Ron,
Look, Hermione was right, I do have big news. I'm... going to be on the Wizard's Bachelor, and I know... I know it's a really corny show, but it works! Trust me. Anyway, that's all I can say right now, I have to go. Bye.
-Harry
P.S. How are you and Hermione doing?
(Incase you're wondering Hermione and Ron are going out... FINALLY!!!!)
Harry gave his letter to Pig, and then threw himself on his bed. He was about to do a lot of thinking.
Please keep on reading this, because this is SOOOO much fun to write, and it will be SOOOOOOOO funny, trust me, LOL!!!
Harry stared disbelievingly at the letter on his lap. He had been accepted. HE HAD BEEN ACCEPTED. HE WAS GOING TO BE ON THE WIZARD'S BACHELOR! He remembered back to when he had sent an entry form to the Wizard's Bachelor. He had been so excited about maybe getting on it. It was a dream come true. The only man in a house with 25 other woman. WHOOPEE!
Harry Potter was now 24. He was a national quidditch seeker for Britain. His hair was jet black and now it had a cute swish to it. His green eyes sparkled clearly, and he had finally grown to be 6 feet tall. He had girls all over him, but he still hadn't found the perfect one. The Wizard's Bachelor would be perfect for him, just perfect.
He thought of all the cute women he would meet. He was hoping for someone pretty, talented, outgoing, and supportive. He also hoped she would be somewhat into quidditch since that was his life. He loved quidditch, and his team had just won the World Cup last year, with his spectacular save which made the score end up at 300-290. He had been so happy that day, but no one was there for him to share his happiness. This was exactly the thing he needed.
THE WIZARD'S BACHELOR!
He looked back at the letter again, and read it out loud.
"Dear Mr. Potter,
We have been very pleased and satisfied by your records. Everything is in order. You shall be on the Wizard's Bachelor. Please come to this address: 1923 Pleasantville Avenue, London by 8:30 this Friday. There you shall see our mansion, for which you shall live for the next month. Enjoy!
-Rubeus Hagrid
Host of the Wizard's Bachelor"
Harry laughed. HAGRID AS THE HOST OF THE BACHELOR! WHOAH BUDDY!
Harry still couldn't believe it! He was really doing this! What would Ron think, what would Hermione think?
Just as these thoughts crossed his mind, a small, old owl swooped into his bedroom (which by the way, Harry lived in the Leaky Cauldron). "Oh, hello, Pig." He said as the owl gave him a letter. Harry read it aloud.
"Dear Harry,
Hermione said you had some exciting news, or something. WHAT??? I'm your best friend here, you talk to me, not her, me! Anyway, I probably won't be able to make it to quidditch practice (Ron was keeper for Britain), because I've got to help Fred and George advertise some new merchandise. Honestly, they're making loads of money, they could buy like 50 house elves to advertise their stuff, but no, they have to use me! Whatever, I have to go, talk to you later, Harry, and wait... what is the big deal? Hermione said you were REALLY excited.
-Ron"
Harry didn't know how to explain to Ron, that he was going to be on the Wizard's Bachelor, he was actually kind of embarrassed about it. He got out some parchment and started writing:
Dear Ron,
Look, Hermione was right, I do have big news. I'm... going to be on the Wizard's Bachelor, and I know... I know it's a really corny show, but it works! Trust me. Anyway, that's all I can say right now, I have to go. Bye.
-Harry
P.S. How are you and Hermione doing?
(Incase you're wondering Hermione and Ron are going out... FINALLY!!!!)
Harry gave his letter to Pig, and then threw himself on his bed. He was about to do a lot of thinking.
Please keep on reading this, because this is SOOOO much fun to write, and it will be SOOOOOOOO funny, trust me, LOL!!!
