Disclaimer: When someone says they think I own Marvel, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Usually I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about tranquilizers.

(An: Right. You don't have to have read "The X-band" to get this story, but it'd help with the injokes! I have injokes! I amaze me sometimes. Anyway, please review, because I have NO plot for this beyond.. oh the first five chappies or so. And even then I'm faking it, savvy? Dammit! I can't stop saying savvy! And NO, I haven't been watching POTC lately, savvy's just gotten in my brain.. er, savvy? -clears throat- Right. And I have no idea how big my AN is because this thing is so SMALL! So I'll stop now, shall I? One last thing, thoughts are in italics.)

Kitty was busy falling asleep in Algebra when a large wad of paper hit her in the head. "Like, hey!", she said, rubbing her head and looking for whoever'd dare hit her.

Rogue nodded at her and mimed opening the wad.

Kitty shrugged and did. "Kitty, sorry, Ah've got reallah bad aim and Ah doan pass notes often," read the note. Why would she, like, write her notes in her, like, accent? "It's bettah that ya doan ask, sugah. Anyway, pass this on: Tabby knows a place where we can practice with tha band. Meet meh at the park aftah school. Show this ta all our band mates, k?"

Like, whatever. Kitty recrumpled the note and threw it at Kurt, and so on and so on.

=AFTER SCHOOL, BAYVILLE PARK=

(An: Just to remind y'all, here's the lineup: Male Lead Singer: Scott. Male Backups: Bobby and Sam. Female Lead Singer and Lead Guitarist: Rogue. Female Backups: Amara, Jubilee, and Rahne. Drums: Kurt and John. Dj: Jamie. Backup Guitars and Bass: Ray, Rob, Remy, and Kitty. If you don't know their codenames by now, then DOOM ON YOU! I've been watching Ice Age a lot lately and it kind of shows. Eventually I'll get around to writing a parody of it. Go me! And no, I'm not sure where I'll put Tabby in the band.)

The group was standing in Bayville Park. "So Scott," said Rogue, "What did you tell the adults?"

"I told them the truth."

"YOU WHAT?!?!?" shouted everyone else.

"Hey hey hey," said Scott, holding up his hands. "I told them we were going to the Park for a 'practice'. Get it?"

"Ohhhh," said everyone else.

"So therefore, I told him the truth, without telling him the truth. I'm so smart!"

Jean sighed and patted him on the head. "Yes, Scott, you are. Here. Catch the snack!" She tossed what appeared to be a dog biscuit in the air.

"Ooh! Ooh! I got it!", said Scott. He jumped and caught the biscuit in his teeth. "Mmm, that's good kibble."

"Yes Scott, it is," said Jean, sighing and rolling her eyes.

Tabitha walked up, smirking.

"Hey Tabby," said Rogue.

"Hiya Stripes," said Tabby. "Y'guys need a place to practice, right?"

"Er, yeah, zhat's vhy we're dealing with you in zhe first place," said Kurt, stepping in front of Rogue. (Yes, I have succumbed to doing Kurt's accent. Just kill me now!)

"Shut up Kurt," said Rogue, shoving Kurt on the ground. "So, anyway, Tabs, where's tha place?"

"Follow me," said Tabitha, walking off.

=20 MINUTES LATER, SOME DARK, SCARY PART OF BAYVILLE THE X-MEN RARELY GO TO=

"Hey, Remy know dis place," said Remy. "Dis is Thieves alley, non?" (I figure, if I got italics I may as well use 'em.)

"Yep, this is that alright," said Tabitha with a shrug. "Now we just gotta wait for my-"

"Yo!", said a familiar, annoying voice.

"Hey Evan," said Tabitha. "So, ya got us a place then?"

"Yep," said Evan. "Follow me." ('Member, this is "angst" Evan, with the fire-spikes and plate armor, savvy?)

=15 MINUTES LATER, THE SEWER=

"Ew, this is hardly worth it," said Amara. "We princesses should never have to go through this."

"Shut up Amara," said Evan, who was slightly P.O'ed, "not all of us get it as good as you do."

=30 MINUTES AFTER THAT, STILL THE SEWERS=

"Er, Evan, are we lost?", asked Rogue.

"I am NOT," said Evan. "We're fine. I'm just taking a, er, a shortcut, that's it, a shortcut. We'll be there in no time."

=20 MINUTES LATER=

"If this is a shortcut, I'd hate to see the long way," said Kurt. "My feet are killing me."

"Are you SURE we're not lost?", asked Rogue.

"WE ARE NOT LOST!!!!", shouted Evan.

"Ok, ok, jeez Evan, don't go mental on us," muttered Rogue.

=AN HOUR LATER=

Evan sat down in defeat. "Ok, peeps, we're lost."

(An: Sooo, what havoc could I wreak now, while the X-men are lost in the sewers? Mwha-hahaha! You'll havta wait for the next chappy!!)