Disclaimer: I own nothing but the arcane device known as Sue Anna.

(An: Yes, I changed the chapter title, but only because Sue Anna wouldn't shut up about it. It's better not to ask, savvy? -smacks forehead- Yes, I went to the trouble of building a Sue Anna, just to see what would happen. Strangely enough, after I added some duct tape, it worked. Scared the hell out of my cats as well! -snicker snicker- Of course, it doesn't make much of a doomsday device, but.. well I'll get to that. -insert evil laughter- I work too hard for you ppl; I know you're reading so click that little blue button and review. It's not hard; I do it a lot. I would've just gone on and did the Morlock torture a.s.a.p., but I don't have the time right now. I'll add another chapter later, prolly.)

=APOCALYPSE'S SECRET JET, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EGYPT AND BAYVILLE=

"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS-"

"Alright alright, SHUT UP! We'll stop for lunch. Idiotic lackey. Where did you learn that song, anyway?"

"From those idiot Brotherhood boys, during a lapse in my service when we couldn't locate the second key, my lord," said Mesmero.

"Oh. So now that we've got that out of the way, leave me and Sue Anna in peace. Go bother the pilot or something." said Apocalypse. He turned back to the doomsday device, which he had dubbed "Sue Anna," for some strange reason. "Now, then, Sue Anna, as I was saying before we were so rudely interupted.."

Mesmero walked out. "Stupid doomsday device. Four seasons of faithful service, and what do I get? 'Idiotic lackey', 'minion', and 'brain-washed servant'. And then that thing comes along and suddenly, it's not a deadly device, no, it's 'Sue Anna! And that inventor guy comes along, and builds the thing in thirty seconds, and he gets CANADA! And I don't even get a 'good work Mesmero' or a minor country!"

=LATER THAT DAY, THE LOCAL GUTBOMB=

"Sigh. Ok, let's try this again. I would like the double deluxe Gutbomb burger basket. My minion would like a Silly Meal with double the cheese on his burger. We also demand that you give us the complete set of the Tiny Spiny babies along with two Cokes and a extra order of fries, you got that?"

"Uh...," said the voice from the speaker at the menu thing. "Uh... Hey do you guys drive that jet everywhere???"

"Grrr," said Mesmero. "Open your mind to me, puny human!"

"Uhh... Ok..," said the teenager.

"Good good," said Mesmero. "Now, you will give us what we ordered, you will NOT ask any undue questions about the jet we're flying in, and we will NOT have to pay. Understand?"

"Duhhhhh, ok sir. Please drive up to the second window."

"Heh heh, works every time," said Mesmero with a smile.

=15 MINUTES LATER, A PLAYGROUND NEAR A MANHOLE=

"That's right Sue Anna, just swing back and forth, back and forth..." Apocalpyse broke off and began to drool.

"Uh, sir?"

Apocalypse continued drooling as he watched "Sue Anna" swing. Then it fell off, its green stick part bending at a very bad angle. He gasped. "Sue Anna!" He rushed to the device and cradled it in his arms.

"Oh dear," muttered Mesmero. "It's going to be a loooong day."

(I can't do any more. Wish I could, but I can't. Y'all will havta settle for this for now. And just to remind you guys: I NEED SUGGESTIONS!! PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!! )