OMW, One of my friend's has these parental control things, so she couldn't c my story on fanfic, so I emailed it 2 her. She didn't want to read it yet, so she printed it: BIG MISTAKE! LOL! My story, with 9 chapters, WAS 28 PAGES! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOL! HEHEHE! IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!! OK, back to the story.

"'Arry, your rose ceremony will be at 8:00 p.m. Please be ready by that time," came Hagrid's voice through Harry's door.

"OK," said Harry. He went into his wardrobe and found a tux, and then picked out a silver tie. He took a shower, and headed down towards the rose room (sooo cheeeesy). All of the girls were waiting. They smiled and some of them did a small kiss motion. Harry tried to grin back, but he couldn't. I mean he was about to take a few of them out! Hagrid walked in the room.

"Harry, are you ready?"

"Yes..." Harry paused. "Yes, I am."

"Good, as you know, we have 15 women here, you will only be left with 12 after this rose ceremony."

"OK, I know what to do."

"Good luck." Hagrid left the room.

"So... I want all of you to know... that I would really want to keep everyone here," said Harry slowly. He was very nervous. The girls were looking very skeptical. Well, most of them, others were very confident themselves (this doesn't mean you have a big ego, trust me).

"Um... I would like to give my first rose to... Cari," stated Harry. Cari ran up, smiling. She tripped over her dress, but caught herself just in time. She gave a timid smile, and Harry said, "Will you accept this rose?"

Duh!" Cari joked, and everyone laughed. She gave him a soft kiss on the cheek.

2nd Rose: "Luna." There was a big gasp from the girls, and Luna stepped out from the back. Harry couldn't help noticing that she looked very pretty in her velvet red dress. "Luna, will you accept this rose?" Luna nodded fervently, and gave Harry a peck on the cheek.

3rd Rose: "Lola." Lola walked up, and Harry smiled. "Lola, will you accept this rose?"

"Of course," said Lola happily. She gave him a big, bear hug.

4th Rose: "Jamie." Jamie walked up. "Jamie, will you accept this rose?" Jamie nodded, and gave Harry a quick kiss on the cheek.

Author's Note: The order of roses given doesn't mean anything by the way.

5th Rose: "Terra." Terra came up, smiling brightly. "Terra, will you accept this rose?"

"As Cari says it 'Duh'," answered Terra. Everyone laughed, and Cari blushed. She gave Harry a big hug.

6th Rose: "Ashley." Ashley walked up. "Ashley, do you accept this rose?" Ashleigh nodded, (I mean, who would say no, it's retarded) and gave Harry a quick hug.

7th Rose: "Cho." A small titter came from Luna as Cho stepped out. "Cho, do you accept this rose?" Cho nodded and gave Harry a big kiss on the cheek.

8th Rose: "Um... Trish." There was a few titters from the girls (Trish has been married twice). Trish walked up. "Do you accept this rose?"

"Definitely." Trish gave a big hug AND kiss.

9th Rose: "Mandy." Mandy walked up, looking very relieved. "Mandy, will you accept this rose?" Mandy nodded and gave Harry a big hug.

10th Rose: "Kaitlyn." Kaitlyn hopped up (I'm not joking, LOL). "Kaitlyn, will you accept this rose?" She nodded and gave Harry a quick kiss.

11th Rose: "Katie." Katie walked up, looking slightly shocked. "Katie, do you accept this rose?" She nodded and gave Harry a small hug.

At the last rose, the four girls that still hadn't gotten a rose were feeling very anxious. The four girls: Stephanie, Alex, Christie, and Eli were looking at all of the other girls' roses and feeling completely jealous. Christie's face was pure evil.

Harry thought of the girls. Stephanie was the most sophisticated. Alex was the most fun. Christie was the most romantic. Eli was a little bit of all three of them. He made up his mind.

"My last rose goes to... Alex." There was a big whine that escaped from Eli's mouth. Christie looked like she was about to murder Alex and Harry. Stephanie just looked very disappointed.

Alex walked up, grinning all over. "Alex, do you accept this rose?"

"Finally!" a few laughs came from the girls who had gotten a rose. "And yes, yes of course." Alex gave Harry a quick hug.

"For the ladies who didn't get a rose. Take a moment, say your goodbyes," said Hagrid, who had just walked in the room. Stephanie immediately came up to Harry.

"Thank you for this experience," she said sadly, and gave Harry a hug. She walked out. Eli came up to Harry then.

"I'm sooo glad I was on this show. It was great fun!" Eli gave Harry a light kiss on the cheek and then left. Then Christie came to Harry (dunh... dunh... dunhhhh...).

Author's Note: The next scene has a lot of cussing that is not suitable for people who don't know the h-word, a-word, b-word, d-word, and f-word.

"Well, I didn't expect to be out this early!" said Christie angrily. "But, I can just hook up with someone MUCH more cuter than you. Someone who is actually romantic, since you CERTAINLY are not!"

"Well, whoops for that!" shouted Harry. All of the girls stared.

"They call this show the Bachelor, where you might find your future husband! I certainly see no one that meets the standard of being my husband!" hissed Christie.

"And if you did find your perfect bachelor, do you think he would want to go with your damn self?" said Harry.

"YEAH, HE WOULD!"

"HE WOULD RATHER GO TO HELL!"

"I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL!"

"IF DO, I'LL SEE YOU THERE!"

"MY ASS WON'T EVER BE THERE!"

"SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!"

"BITCH!"

"SHITHOLE!"

"FU..." Christie did not get to complete her sentence, because she was shot with a stunning spell by Hagrid (lucky Hagrid did that, because Harry was about to maker her eat slugs, or something worse...).

"Um... thanks, Hagrid, um... sorry about that..."

"It's OK."

"Well ladies," said Harry brightly, with all the girls surrounding him. He poured some champagne and gave a glass to everyone. "Here's to some more successful rose ceremonies until we can find the true, Ms. Bachelorette, that is fit for me!" And of course, they agreed to that!

YEAH! WE HAVE IT DOWN TO 12 GIRLS! PLEEZ REVIEW!