OK, after this chapter I mite not rite 4 like a week or 2 cuz I'll be in Canada, ok? Sorri, but that's the way tha donkey dances. I mite rite one more after this but I'm in an author's writing block 4 dates...

Harry rolled over in his bed. He was awake, but he didn't want to get up. He kept on having the same dreams over and over again. The stalker dream was really starting to take toll on him. He kept on thinking if the dream was not a dream, if it was a vision or something. He shook this thought out of his head as Hagrid entered the room.

"Hello, 'Arry!"

"Hi, Hagrid..." Harry stopped. A question had been haunting him for days. "Why are you the host of this show?"

"I dunno."

"I can't really see you as a Bachelor host, no offence."

"Well... actually they originally wanted Gilderoy Lockhart, the twit, to be the host, but then they learned about his memory... problem."

"THEY WANTED GILDEROY LOCKHART?"

"Well of course, everyone fancies him!"

"Madame Maxime fancies you..."

"DON'T MENTION HER TO ME!"

"Why not?"

"Because... because... well I don't want to talk about it, OK?"

"But..."

"NO!"

"Just tell me!"

"I don't..."

"TELL ME!"

"Alright..."

"Good."

Hagrid sat on Harry's bed. His eyes looked rather puffy.

"Well," he started. After you graduated from Hogwarts, Maxy and...

"Who the hell is Maxy?"

"Madame Maxime, shut the hell up now!"

"Ok..."

"Anyway, Maxy and me go take a trip after yall graduate from Hogwarts. We decided to go to France. Maxy thought it would be romantic..." Hagrid started having tears come from his eyes at this point, and Harry patted him on the back. "Thanks. So... we get to Paris, and we get a hotel, and you know for the next few days we just had... we just had... fun. So one night, I decided to take Maxy on a treat... you know to one of the special restaurants..." Hagrid stuttered for a moment, and then calmed down.

"Go on..."

"OK!"

"DON'T YELL AT ME!"

"LET ME FINISH MY STORY!"

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"Oh..."

"YAH! OH!"

"OK, let me go on... Anyway, I take Maxy to one of the finest restaurants in town, and... well, the waiter comes up... and I kind-of notice that Maxy seems to fancy him or something. And so I go to the bathroom, and when I come back, she's all like flirting with him... and... so later that night, when we got back to the hotel... she left me!" At this moment, Hagrid started crying hysterically.

"It's OK, Hagrid."

"SHE BLOODY LEFT ME TO GO WITH THAT BLOODY WAITER!"

"HAGRID, IT'S OK!"

"IT'S NOT BLOODY OK!"

"YES, IT, OH, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER RETOLD THIS BLOODY STORY! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER!"

OK, I just wanted yall to know a little bit more about Hagrid.