"Theft"
by Sara Jaye
Another one of those one-word challenges. Pure silliness and standard Team Rocket melodrama.
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Empty. Useless. Merely a shell of what had once contained something brilliant.
The redhead buried her face in her hands and gave a shriek of agony, banging a fist on the counter. Her scream could have woken everyone in Team Rocket HQ; fortunately only one person heard her and came running.
"Jess! What's wrong?!"
Jessie looked up, her eyes blazing as she grasped the empty bottle and shoved it in his face.
"Someone used up what was left of my hairspray, that's what's wrong!" she snapped. "Who did this?! And who was thoughtless enough not to at least GET RID of the bottle after they'd drained it?!"
Just then, Meowth sauntered by. For some reason, he had been up since 7am.
"What's going on here? People are tryin' to sleep!"
It was then that Jessie realized his fur looked a little different than normal.
"...Meowth, what did you do to your fur?" she asked.
"Oh, I decided to try a new look! Like it?" He ran a paw through his slightly spikier hair.
"...How did you get it to spike?" Jessie asked, her eyes narrowing. He couldn't have...
"Oh, I just used what was left of that hairspray on the counter!"
"What?!" Jessie's eyes narrowed. Meowth cringed.
"...Was I not supposed to?" he asked. James gulped. The cat was in for it now.
"...I'll just be going my merry way now!" he said, bolting from the room.
"What's up with him?" Meowth blinked. Jessie's eyes were burning with the fires of hell.
"YOU MANGY LITTLE FURBALL!!" she screeched. "I'LL TEACH YOU TO USE MY COSMETICS WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
"Yiiii!!" Meowth sped from the room, Jessie hot on his heels. "Wait! I can explaaaaaiiin!"
"COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE THIEF!"
James, meanwhile, chose to hide in the closet for the rest of the day. Or until Meowth paid Jessie back for the hairspray.
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Wow, I'd forgotten how much fun it was to write silly Pokemon fics. XD Originally I was going to have James be the one who used all the hairspray, but...then the fic would've been a hell of a lot shorter. Besides, Meowth with spiky fur is...kind of an amusing image.
by Sara Jaye
Another one of those one-word challenges. Pure silliness and standard Team Rocket melodrama.
-
Empty. Useless. Merely a shell of what had once contained something brilliant.
The redhead buried her face in her hands and gave a shriek of agony, banging a fist on the counter. Her scream could have woken everyone in Team Rocket HQ; fortunately only one person heard her and came running.
"Jess! What's wrong?!"
Jessie looked up, her eyes blazing as she grasped the empty bottle and shoved it in his face.
"Someone used up what was left of my hairspray, that's what's wrong!" she snapped. "Who did this?! And who was thoughtless enough not to at least GET RID of the bottle after they'd drained it?!"
Just then, Meowth sauntered by. For some reason, he had been up since 7am.
"What's going on here? People are tryin' to sleep!"
It was then that Jessie realized his fur looked a little different than normal.
"...Meowth, what did you do to your fur?" she asked.
"Oh, I decided to try a new look! Like it?" He ran a paw through his slightly spikier hair.
"...How did you get it to spike?" Jessie asked, her eyes narrowing. He couldn't have...
"Oh, I just used what was left of that hairspray on the counter!"
"What?!" Jessie's eyes narrowed. Meowth cringed.
"...Was I not supposed to?" he asked. James gulped. The cat was in for it now.
"...I'll just be going my merry way now!" he said, bolting from the room.
"What's up with him?" Meowth blinked. Jessie's eyes were burning with the fires of hell.
"YOU MANGY LITTLE FURBALL!!" she screeched. "I'LL TEACH YOU TO USE MY COSMETICS WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
"Yiiii!!" Meowth sped from the room, Jessie hot on his heels. "Wait! I can explaaaaaiiin!"
"COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE THIEF!"
James, meanwhile, chose to hide in the closet for the rest of the day. Or until Meowth paid Jessie back for the hairspray.
-End-
Wow, I'd forgotten how much fun it was to write silly Pokemon fics. XD Originally I was going to have James be the one who used all the hairspray, but...then the fic would've been a hell of a lot shorter. Besides, Meowth with spiky fur is...kind of an amusing image.
