Disclaimer: The day I own Marvel is the day penguins take over the world...

(An: Sorry for the lateness.. other projects have sucked me in and distracted me. (can you say glitter?) Next chapter will be the debut of the OC's so if you wanna be in it you'd better get movin'. So um this is a stalling chapter, completely inspired by ETA... Speaking of ETA: You've been on a waffle kick, I've been on a penguin kick, things even out. )

=WHILE ALL THIS WAS GOING ON, THE INSTITUTE=

Charles Xavier answered the door. "Ah, Magnus," he said.

"Yeah, yeah, did you get it?"

Charles held up a tape triumphantly. "Yep, it's all right here. The most adult movie ever.. Pokemon!"

"COOL! Uh, I mean.. that will be good."

"Follow me, Magnus. I'll show you where I hide the vodka. Can't be too careful, what with Remy and Logan around."

=A FEW HOURS LATER=

By now Magnus and Charles were quite drunk. "No no, check this out!" Magnus shouted, laughing hysterically. "I am the master of magnetism! Are you not amazed?!" He twiddled his fingers.

Charles began laughing harder. "Wait, wait, what about this one!" He steepled his fingers and deadpanned. "Yes, I really DO care about you. And yes, Rogue, one day you WILL be able to control your powers!" He collapsed in a fit of laughter.

=WHILE THIS WAS ALL GOING ON, THE SEWERS=

Evan happily skateboarded along. He was still lost and had yet to realize that the heaps of ash in the lair were his friends and comrades.

Just then his skateboard ran over the tail of Caliban's alligator. "OW!" it shouted, before spotting Evan. "Oh, Evan, my dear, it's only you!"

"AUGH!" Evan screamed and skateboarded for his life. "STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SPINY FREAK!"

The alligator ran after him, calling, "Wait for me my dear!"

=A FEW HOURS LATER=

The alligator had finally caught Evan. Evan was now tied to a chair, being force-fed blueberry waffles by the alligator, who was named Jam master 'Gatah, if you wanted to know. (Jem for short.)

The blueberry waffles were being mass-made by Rodney and Rodna, who had decided to save time and elope here. Their dozens of little children were running around with the whipped cream and syrup, ferrying them to Jem.

"But I told you, I'm allergic to blueberries!" shouted Evan desperately.

"Nonsense!" replied Jem. "No one can resist my blueberry goodness!"

Evan screamed, but was cut off by the three dozen waffles Jem stuck in his big open mouth. He broke out in hives. "No! No! Girls give me the HIVES!" he shrieked.

"But I thought you were allergic to blueberries," said Rodna, pausing in her waffle-making.

A whip appeared out of nowhere and Jem flicked it at Rodna. "SILENCE LACKEY!"

=THE NEXT MORNING, THE INSTITUTE=

Charles groaned. He had one helluva hangover. "GOOD MORNING CHUCKIE!" shouted Magnus, sticking his face very close to Charles's. "I made WAFFLES!" He shoved a forkful of them into his mouth. "They're blueberry!"

"AUGH!" screamed Charles, although it came out more like "MMAUAGH!" since he had the waffles in his mouth.

Magnus wiped some waffle off his face. "Jeez, Chuck, say it, don't spray it!" he said. His watch beeped. "Oops, I've got tea time with Sabertooth now, got to go!" And he floated himself out the window.

=SOMEWHERE WITH A BEACH=

Sue Anna laughed to herself. Finally, free of those idiots! That cockroach ray was a real stroke of genius!

Just then there was a popping sound from behind her. No. No. It's impossible!

Standing there was Apocaroach and Mesmeroach, waving frantically from their sinking frog-boat. "SUE ANNA SUE ANNA!" they were both shouting. "Save us Sue Anna!"

Just then a waiter handed Sue Anna a margerita. Well, how about that. Dinner and a show.

(Yes, short, I know, but the next chapter will be much longer, I promise. There'll be bios, and some comedic stuff. Hey ETA, I've just about used up your ideas now.. some more would be nice. -hint hint-)