Ron and Harry sat down at the benches in the Great Hall.

After twenty-five minutes of concentrated silence, both boys noticed there was no food in front of them.

So they started eating the wooden table vigorously.

Soon Ron and Harry moaned of the pain of the wooden splinters wedged between their teeth.

In fact, they moaned so loudly, that Sheen stopped listening to pathetic poems, Jimmy put a halt to his Barbie game, Carl paused his Queer Eye 4 the Straight Guy live premiere with the Fab Five, and Hermione ran away from her romantic date with Neville. They all ended up in the Great Hall.

Sheen, Jimmy, Carl, and Hermione pulled up fold-up chairs that all the old lazy guys buy when they go to the park to watch grass. They sat down and started eating popcorn that scarily appeared out of nowhere. All the characters watched as Ron and Harry cried of pain.

Then the wood poisoning took over their bodies, and killed them.

All the characters cheered happily.

However, protagonists never die in stories like these, so for the sake of plot, Hermione coincidentally knew a spell to bring specific redheads and nerds with glasses and lightning bolt scars back to life.

Ron and Harry stood up, back to life.

In fact, they were so happy they were alive again that they began square dancing to some Texan cowboy music, screaming loudly, "YEEEEEEEEEE-Haw!"

All the characters joined in, merrily dancing.

"Well, today was fun, but I gotta get back to Retroville so I can continue my TV series about how I pretend to not like a certain girl named Cindy Vortex but really I love her, and that how amazingly every single one of my experiments goes wrong, so I'm really not a genius, but the show is called Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius," Jimmy explained.

"I'm gonna miss all of you oh so much!" Carl hugged Ron for a strangely long time. Ron squirmed around uneasily.

"Thanks for all the laughs," Hermione said, then curtsied for no apparent reason, and suddenly held out a cup and said, "Would you like a spot o' tea?"

"Well, I have to go to Potions Class now so I can be tortured by Professor Snape, to make all my readers feel bad for me!" Harry said.

"I've got to watch Ultra-Lord because I'm freakishly obsessed with it!" Sheen cried out.

"Yeah. So bye guys!" Ron said, waving goodbye.

"Bye!" Jimmy pressed a button and another yellow flash filled the Great Hall, and the three Retrovillian friends disappeared, but not before Carl twiddled his gay little fingers and said, "Toodles!"

Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were soon back in Jimmy's lab, greeted by good ol' San Pedro and Goddard. (Goddard had joined the crossover for a little bit, but decided he was bored and zapped back to the lab)

"That was a cool crossover," Jimmy commented but to no response.

"Yeah. Well bye, gotta continue our TV series," Carl said.

Sheen and Carl were about to leave when suddenly the lab door slammed open.

Cindy Vortex walked in and French-kissed with Jimmy.

"Whoa!" everyone yelled after the smooch was done.

"What'd you do that for, for Bob's sake!" Jimmy asked, wiping his lips off his sleeve.

"I don't know, I guess it was for a special TV premiere to make kids watch Nickelodeon more. And why is your head so small?" Cindy asked, also surprised at her actions.

"OH WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all the characters asked, shrieking into the sky above.


Well, that's the end. If you don't like the ending, then tell me and I'll change it and make an alternate ending for all you peoples out there. If not, then just review me and tell me what you think!

"That's all for now, Folks!" Porky Pig snorted, who appeared out of nowhere.