Disclaimer: I made a list of things I own. Here it is. "My cats, my laptop, my cds, and my books." Is Marvel on that list? I think not.
(An: I keep forgetting the zany quotes! So, here is one of my favorites! It's extra long. "But- buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know- the one with all the horror." "I think I saw that one. With all the words going up at the end?" "Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, the words kinda ruined it for me." "Don't worry buddy. There are no words in this movie." "You know, it's much more real than a movie when it's real." (At the end of this story, I'll state where I got this stuff.) Ok, here are a list of the ppl who are being added: Alistor, Daphine and Di, Sam and ETA, and myself, Kitty, and Jazz. (FMI, see "Space Toast.") Bobtheheadlesschicken: Uh, I kind of need more info on Ky before I can put her in since I don't feel like rooting through stories... Just email me info on her. ETA: Ooooh I wanna use that! -cries- But how the heck am I supposed to fit that in without completely changing the pretense of this story? Well.. then again there's not much pretense to this anway.. no plot either...Okaay, bios!
Alistor Smith, a.k.a. Onix: Mayleen's coolie-oolies OC. Carefree prankster... who is wrecking my house since he found my secret stash of Md. -evil laughter is heard in the background- But anyway, he can cover himself in black crystal, use some kind of white energy, ect, ect. How do you put up with this K.T.?
Daphine, a.k.a. Diamond: Di's coolie-oolies OC. Remy's cousin, who is torturing my minis right now.. I can't stop her.. she kind of scares me. She can create diamond.. innit her codename original? No but really, she's cool.
Di: That would be Diamond, the author, a.k.a. Alie.. I don't think she has powers... at least she's not running around my house like the rest. She's from England and speaks French a lot.. wierd non?
Samantha McLean a.k.a. Devilchyld: ETA's coolie-oolies OC. Total goth, who has used her powers of romantic ensnarement and tp to make every single bloke in Neillsville do her bidding.
EvilTwinAlix, A.k.a. Alixandra: . . .She wouldn't tell me anythin' about herself.. so I'm completely making it up based on her bio and stories. Um.. her twin sister is Heartyshawk and she likes Evenescansce.
M.A., a.k.a. Skysong: Why would you want to know about me? I'm the author of this fic, and I wear a hat and two necklaces constantly. That's about it. Powers? I have hypnotized you all into believing this isn't crap.. ain't that enough? Just check out my bio you prat.
Kitty: My bestest friend in the whole wide world.. love ya girl! waves Uh... she doesn't have any powers except the amazing ability to never give me a straight answer. Technically her name is Katie, but I can't shake the habit of calling her Kitty.
Jazz: -gasp- MY oc! As if it wasn't bad enough she was in Space Toast.. -Jazz taps her foot angrily in the background- She's my fanfiction muse and the bane of my existence since she never shuts up.. her powers are TP and TK and she has wings and tail too.. As if it wasn't bad enough she already lives in my head, now she can actually wreck my stuff instead of just threatening to.
The OC's are kind of going crazy... I don't think they like the minis... or my fanfictions... or maybe they just miss their creators, I don't know. I will take more as long as I don't go insane first.
Ok, so on with the chappy!)
Now, ordinarily the X-band members would have gotten into lots of trouble for getting drunk and coming home so late but there was a little thing that kind of messed up that and distracted the professor.
Just as the X-men returned home there was a loud bang, a flash of light, and a thud. The group quickly ran out to see what it was.
Piled on the front lawn was a group of people. The one on top flapped her wings and got up. "CRAP!" she shouted to the sky.
"You can say that again," said a girl wearing a bucket hat. She shoved up her glasses and stood up, then helped up the other people.
One of them, a young woman with silver hair, blinked. "Where de heck am I?"
"Wouldn't we all like to know," muttered hat-girl. The brunette next to her tapped her on the shoulder.
"M.A.," she said, "We're not in Neillsville anymore, are we?"
"Got dat wight, wabbit," she said, looking around. She stopped dead on the X-men. "Oh my bloody god..."
"Nice language," said the girl.. yes, yet another girl. She did a double take at the three OC's she recognized. "That's Alistor.. and Jazz.. and my Daphine!"
The silver-haired girl glanced over at her. "Who you callin' 'mine'? Dis Cajun's her own woman!"
Hat girl (that would be me) blinked. "Omg.. Di?!"
"Huh?"
"It's me, Skysong!"
'Nother double take moment. ". . ."
The girl behind M.A. poked her. "Uh, M.A., who are they?" she asked, pointing at the knot of speechless X-men.
"That's the X-men Kitkat, weren't you paying ANY attention to my explanations?"
". . .No.. was I supposed to?" M.A. smacked Kitty upside the head.
"That was the point! I was explaining it so you wouldn't be totally lost when I showed you my serious FF!"
". . .There's such a thing?" asked Di.. er, Alie.
M.A. gave an annoyed sniff. "You should know.. since you appear to be the only one who reads them."
The unnamed OC looked around. ". . .Am I at the Institute? Who are you people?" she asked, blinking. Another girl, yes another one, was standing behind her, staring and gasping like a beached fish. (I feel like such a prat ETA.. I just figured out that Sam is from "New Beginnings." Aren't I smart?)
"We could ask you the same question.. Di, do you recognize her? You get around a lot."
Alie shrugged. "Nope, never heard of her."
Daphine, Alistor, Sam, and Jazz blinked at the X-men. They glanced at each other and shrugged, and then walked over to them. (Now, using my magical author powers, the OC's will be recognized!)
"Hey Remy!" Daphine shouted waving at him.
Remy paled.
Rogue gave him a suspicious look. "And she would be...?" (I didn't say they'd be recognized by everyone) She glared at Remy and walked over to Alistor.
"She's my cousin! MY COUSIN!" he shouted desperately. He sighed and began talking in French with Daph.
Kurt and Jazz were busily scheming off by themselves.
Sam was waving her arms around as she talked with Tabby.
The four.. I hesitate to say normal humans stood there, watching.
M.A. was muttering to herself. "There's Rogue.. and Kurt, and there's Remy!" She grabbed Alie's hand. "Come on Di, let's go stalk 'im!"
Kitty hung back, looking confused. "Uh... M.A.?" she asked, blinking. (Kitty's never seen XME.. she only knows what I've shown her from fanficcery.)
Alie and M.A. paused in their interrogation of Remy. "Oops, sorry Kitkat. Y'know, if you'd just listened to me for once, we wouldn't need to do this." She walked over and began to attempt, once again, to explain things to her friend.
That was when the professor came out. "Ah my X-men, there you..are?" He blinked and rubbed his eyes. "Goddamned hangover.. I must be seeing things."
"Hi professor!" said Alistor and Jazz in unison.
"Oh my..." said the professor. "I think you all should come with me."
=A FEW MINUTES LATER, THE PROFESSOR'S STUDY=
"Ok, now, you new people, introduce yourselves, one at a TIME!"
They shrugged at each other and shoved Jazz forward. "I'm Jazz," she dragged M.A. into view, "and this is my.. creator I think, who goes by the letters M.A."
M.A. blinked. "Hiya. This is Kitty," she said, indicating her friend.
"Hola," she said, waving a little and looking dazed. M.A. sighed and muttered, "well, third times the charm," and went into the corner with her.
The only boy stepped forward. "The name's Alistor. What's it to ya?"
Daphine paused in her interrogation of Remy to speak in English for once. "'M Daphine. When did Remy become an X-geek?"
Remy slapped his forehead and said something in French to her. Daphine blinked and her eyes widened. She dragged Remy out. There was the sounds of loud, loud yelling outside. Rogue winced.
Alie stepped forward. "Uh I'm Alie and I kind of created Daphine... that's really rather creepy," she said, and stepped back.
The unnamed OC and the girl who was probably her creator considering the amazed glances she was giving her stepped forward. "I'm Sam and this.. wierd freak-type person is Alix.. I don't think she can talk." She edged away from the girl.
M.A. blinked. "..Wait, Remy's with the X-men? And Piotr and John too?"
Every X-person in the room gave her "duh" kind of looks.
"...And was and/or is there a X-band?"
"How did yah know?" asked Rogue suspiciously.
Alie, Alix, and M.A. all looked at each other. "Uh-oh..." said M.A. "This can't be good."
Kitty blinked. "I'm not going to understand this.. am I?"
"Remember the story with Mr. 'Hey you, with the donut?' We just might be in it... I say might because there's still a chance that I might be sane. At least.. I hope."
"You're kidding.."
"Ok, what tha heck are ya talkin' about?" snapped Rogue. She had a hangover and it was not helping her mood.
"A room full of irate X-men.. my incentive to explain what I'm talking about would be..?"
"Dis, petite" said Gambit, who had just returned thankfully intact from his cousin's blowup. He was now holding several charged cards by M.A.'s head which were also an impending blowup. He also had a hangover, and being yelled at by his cousin at almost ear-shattering levels had not helped either.
"Crap. Ok, here it is and I'm not going to repeat it so take notes or deal: See-in-my-world-X-men-is-just-a-show-that's-been-cancelled-and-few-people-are-satisfied-by-that-so-we-write-fanfiction-and-I-usually-write-humor-and-the-most-popular-one-was-the-X-band-and-it-appears-that-we've-been-sucked-into-it-'the author the demon and the X-men'-esque." She said this all very fast, leaving just about everyone except for Kitty and the professor utterly confused. Kitty because she was used to M.A.'s "unique" way of talking and the professor because he knows everything.
"So basically what you are saying is that this is an alternate universe created by your fanfiction?"
"Pretty much.. yeah.. is there somewhere I can hide now?" she squeaked, huddling into a ball as the X-men digested her info and began to glare and inch towards her. "EEP!" She held up her hands. "IswearthatwhenIstartedititwasjustajokeandIreallyamsorrydidImentionthat?? Why didn't I just quit while I was aheaaaaad!" She ran off in search of somewhere to hide.
Kitty sighed. "Please excuse my friend, she tends to-" she stopped as the X-men ran out after her. "-overreact."
The remaining people in the room (the OC's, Di, Alix, and the professor) glanced at her. She blinked. "Uh, hi, yeah, I think I'll just go scrape her off wherever they've splatted her.. adios!" She ducked out, grinning nervously.
Alix blinked. "Who is she anyway? I kind of know M.A., but her friend confuses me."
"She mentioned her once," said Alie, surprising everyone since she'd been so quiet. "In some story of hers.. Space Toast, I think."
=ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATER=
Jazz glanced down the hallway. There were several frightened yells and an explosion. "Should we go see?" she asked, shifting from foot to foot.
"She's yoah creator, y'go look," said Daphine.
Jazz shrugged. "Fine, you bloody cowards." She headed down the hallway.
=BACKTRACKING, MY POV=
So I ran out of the room, hoping that the X-men wouldn't kill me too much. Although really they did earn it, considering the torture I put them through all the time. But why did they have to take out their agression on me? I would have been perfectly happy to refer them to a pyschiatrist...
They backed me up against the wall. It was nearly all the X-men, except for 'Ro and the professor 'cause I haven't gotten around to them yet. The main group backed off to reveal my main punchbunnies, Remy, Rogue, and Kurt. I gulped. "Oh my." I was probably going to be hurt, badly.
Rogue and Remy stepped up first.. since they're my main characters and all.. and considering how much I torture Remy. But I treat Rogue really well, why would she want to hurt me? Oh wait, this is humor genre.. it's not supposed to make sense. Crap.
Rogue growled. "So you're tha little punk that put us through all this, huh. Ya don't seem that type ta meh, but appearances can beh decieving."
I blinked at her. "Why are you complaining? I made you supreme leader of the band. I mean sure, I put everyone else through all that crap but I was nice to you.. Can't you return the favor?"
"Wha should Ah?! Ya fixed meh up with that!" She pointed at Remy.
"Yeah, but that's because Romy is like.. the rules! If I fixed you with anyone else, I'd be dead right now! I could have gone for Rietro and fixed you up with Pietro you know... Please? I was nice to you! I'll write some nice fluffy stuff.. I'll do it from your POV, even! Can I have a head start, please?"
Rogue frowned, and looked like she was about to speak, but Remy beat her to it. "No way, petite, Remy does not appreciate all those basement jokes y'constantly makin' 'bout him."
"But those are just jokes!" I squirmed at the unrelenting glares I was recieving.
"And mah accent!" Rogue said indignantly.
Kurt stepped up. "Yeah, but what about me? I don't care if it's a running gag, she's mangling my accent!"
Remy and Rogue deadpanned at him.
"Sorry," he said, stepping backwards.
"Now, back to tha matter at hand," said Rogue. "What should we do ta her?"
That was when Kitty came in.
"Hey could you guys-" she trailed off, having the glares turned at her. "Leaving, please don't hit me!" She squeaked and ran off.
"THANKS A LOT!" I shouted after her. "Yeah, mum, it's great having Kitty as my friend, she's always there and sticks up for me."
So after that little interuption, the group advanced on me, softly chanting "Doom on you doom on you," ect. ect.
I was just about to most likely die by anything they could think of when Jazz calmly walked in. "Break it up break it up," she said breezily, walking through the group and dragging me off.
"Uh.. thanks, I think..," I said, blinking.
"Finish my stories and we're even, got it?"
I sighed. "Yes ma'am." You know, it's just not right that she orders me around like this. After I all, I created her, not the other way around. As if it wasn't bad enough that she ranted on in my head, here she is in living color to do it in real life.
(-yawns- I'll write more tomorrow.. I'm tired now, and it's only 7:00.. that's bad isn't it? Yeah so if you were confuzzled just tell me and I'll give you a few shifty looks and try to explain it away.. first I've got to get Jazz and Alistor away from the water heater, keep Daphine from robbing me blind (not that I've really got anything to steal, but she could probably steal my laptop to shut me up), and try and convince Sam that Neillsville is no place to stage a hostile takeover.. much easier said then done my friends... You're only my friends if you review, got it?)
