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(An: Yes, yet another chapter based off the the FOP. I just saw the funniest ep ever.. Wanda kept wanting to kill Vicky 'cause she called her fat. And from the image of a squirrel with a bazooka.. this was born. Okay, I just felt like something random with Apocaroach.. he's just so -fun-. And Pyro, can't forget Pyro. This is utter insanity, I warn you. Oh, if you're not getting the timeline, it goes like this: 6:00, they headed off to the club. They did their thing. Around 7, they got drunk. Around 10 or 11 Pyro went crazy and did the plot thing, and about 15 minutes later the X-men showed up.. don't ask how, I just kind of messed up. At about 7 at the mansion, Magneto was with Charles and Evan ran into Jem. At about 10 Jem had Evan at her mercy. At about 8 in the morning Magnus did the waffle thing. At around 9 the X-men stumbled back and there was the OC-age then. Okie?)

=WHILE WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE LAST CHAPTER=

While that was all going on, Pyguin and General Pengy had escaped. General Pengy went off on his own, saying something about meeting Gary Coleman and Captain Underpants.

Pyguin had just shrugged and headed off in the direction of the B-hood house. He was bored, and bugging Lance and shamelessly flirting with Wanda always cheered him up.

He waddled through the park, humming happy penguin songs to himself.

He came across his favorite tree in the whole park. Why was it his favorite? Because that was where the squirrels hung out. Pyguin loved squirrels.

He waddled over. Now, although Pyguin liked squirrels, the squirrels didn't really like him.

A six-year-old boy who was walking by holding his mother's hand happened to notice him. "Mommy," he said, "why is that squirrel aiming a bazooka at the penguin?" Needless to say the little boy was dragged off very very fast by his mom.

It was true. The squirrels were holding bazookas and aiming them at poor Pyguin. Of course, Pyguin had no idea what this meant.

"Chitterchittersqueakspack!" shouted the squirrel with the biggest bazooka. Translation: "Shoot the mother-censored-!"

"Hiya guys!" said Pyguin cheerfully. "Nice guns, where'd you get 'em?"

-BOOOOOOM!!!!-

Daphine appeared out of nowhere and sighed at her errant boyfriend. "John, chere, how many times have I told y'? Leave de squirrels alone. Dey don't like y'." (I'm going to get a lecture from someone on how chere has a male spelling, I just know it.)

Pyguin looked up. "Do I know you?" He was a mess of scorched feathers and stuff.

Daph sighed and picked up poor Pyguin. "Come on chere, let's go see if we can fix y', hmm?"

If penguins could have lecherous smiles.. oh the one Pyguin'd be wearing now.

=A FEW MINUTES LATER, APOCAROACH'S SECRET CLOSET LAIR (tm)=

At Pyro's instruction, Daph had brought him to Apocaroach's secret closet lair (tm) where Apocaroach and his lackey Mesmeroach lurked.

Apocaroach was busy doing cockroach things when Daph came in. "Uh... Apocalypse?"

"Down here, sweet thing!" yelled Apocaroach. "What business brings you to my secret closet lair (tm)?"

"It's Daphine. M'boyfriend says dat y'turned him into a penguin. Fix him." She dropped Pyguin in a very undignified manner in front of Apocaroach, nearly squishing Mesmeroach, who squealed and ducked. (Daphine was wearing heels. Do you know what it's like to be impaled on a Stiletto, twitching and screaming until you die?!.... Neither do I.)

"Hello mate," said Pyguin, blinking.

"I wouldn't know how to fix him," replied Apocaroach offhandedly. "Call in... -dramatic pause- Sue Anna (tm)."

=A FEW MINUTES LATER, BAYVILLE BEACH=

"Are y'sure dat dis 'Sue Anna' can fix 'im?" Pyguin was happily waddling along. It's not every day you get to have a beautiful Cajun throw herself at ya, you know.

"Yes. Sue Anna (tm) can do aaaanything," said Apocaroach, nodding solemnly. "She was the one who turned me into a cockroach. Broke my heart too." He did something curious, which appeared to be some form of sobbing.

Pyguin, who was standing behind him, shrugged at Daph.

Mesmeroach patted the sobbing Apocaroach and then said, "Follow me." He led Daph and Pyguin down the beach to where a.. thing.. was sitting on a deck chair, somehow sipping a margerita.

"What de heck is dat?" asked Daphine incredulously.

"That's Sue Anna (tm)," said Mesmeroach in a duh tone.

"Ah," said Daphine.

Mesmeroach hopped up high and landed by the thing. "Hey! Hey!" he shouted, waving his arms.

Sue Anna (tm) blinked at them. Oh no. She held up a sign which read "Get away from me."

"But we need your help," said Mesmeroach, hopping around in agitation.

Another sign, this time, "With what?"

Daphine held up Pyguin. "Fix 'im," she said, dropping him unceremoniously in front of Sue Anna (tm).

Still another sign, "Oh, is that all?" There was a -bizert- noise as Sue Anna (tm) zapped him with some various ray thing.

There was a thud as Pyro!human landed on the ground with a thud. Looking somewhat dazed he said, "But mum, I liiiike vegimite.." and collapsed.

Daphine sighed again and slung him over her shoulder. "De t'ings I do for dis idiot.." she muttered and walked off, tossing a piece of diamond behind her.

A fourth sign, "OOOH! Is that real?!"

=A FEW MINUTES LATER, BACK AT THE MANSION=

"I still cannot believe you runnin' wit' de X-geeks," said Daphine incredulously to her cousin as she, for the third time, dumped Pyro on the floor.

Remy shrugged. "Accordin' to dose two," he made a vague gesture over where Alie and M.A. were talking, "I was supposed t' start wit' dem. Strange, non? Anyway, old bucketheads dead or whatever."

Switching over to where the OC's were sitting:

Jazz and Alistor had made friends over a plot almost instantly. They were sending satisfied grins at each other every time one of them looked over and saw Scott...

Scott. Poor poor Scooter. He was covered in some mixture of shaving cream, cologne, and tomatoes... I think anyway. It was pretty hard to tell.

Kitty was huddled in a corner. She wasn't quite over the shock of Beast and Kurt. She was trying desperately to rationalize. Needless to say, it wasn't really working.

Alix had regained her power of speech and was pestering Sam about Pietro.. you don't want to know what about... ew.

Finally Sam got sick of it. "Why don't we just go meet Pie, hmm?!"

"COOL!" shouted Alix and ran out. She poked her head out of the door. "You coming?"

Sam threw up her hands and followed.

=AT THE B-HOOD HOUSE=

(Uh, bob, I'm just puttin' Ky there 'cause the whole thing with the new team confuzzled me..)

As it turned out, there was another hopper there, Ky. She was bugging Lance and Todd, who looked like they were about to scream.

Just as soon as Sam walked in she was almost tackled by Pietro, who was then Hex-bolted into the wall.

Alix was watching Pietro, her mouth hanging open. Pietro smoothed back his bangs and went over to work his Pietro-magic-thing. Not that he had to do much. (An: -grins at ETA- A little thank-ye for all the lovely lovely sug.)

Ky was smirking as she talked with Sam and Wanda. (Something about Lance and spaghetti-O's, I think.)

=BACK AT THE INSTITUTE, MY POV=

Well, the whole hopper thing had been sorted out, and now we were stuck at the mansion. The only one unhappy with it was Daphine, and she was fast getting over it with Pyro.

I had finally coaxed Kitty out of the corner, assuring her that yes, blue, furry people roaming around the mansion were normal, and no, she wasn't crazy. (Well, any more then she already was.)

Rogue had approached me with a proposition. I cover for her band by causing chaos with Jazz and Ali, and she wouldn't kill me. I had agreed post-haste, of course. Rogue is scary. But cool, can't forget cool.

Now Alie and I were trying to explain to Kitty (my friend Kitty, you nimrods) why she shouldn't take any of the other Kitty's brownies or muffins, and especially not her Snicker Salad.

(That's it, my friendses. Dat's all you get. Got it?)