Disclaimer: I own nuttin, nuttin at all, except the idea of what my teachers would do with wine coolers belongs to me, Heather, and Nicolette.
(An: -is pacing back and forth, and is quite mad- You replaced the schools milk supply! With WINE COOLERS?! Five-year-olds go to that school! Do you have ANY idea how much CHAOS you caused, hmm?!
Other OC's: -nod and chorus- Yes!
Jazz and Alistor: After all, pranks are only fun if you can see the results! -bob heads-
Daph: I didn't see anyt'in'. Dey pushed me out after I stole de milk. Do you realize how pat'etic it is dat all I have t'steal is MILK?!
Ky: I didn't see it either. -sniffs- They left me out.
M.A.: All right, I'll make a list, shall I? The kindegarteners only had a SIP each and they all passed out! And that went for the first and second-graders as well! The third, fourth, and fifth graders spent the rest of the day throwing up! And as for MY class.. -breaks off and shudders-
Ky and Daph: OOOOH, what happened?
M.A.: I managed to convince my friends Kitty and Noelle that the milk wasn't milk, and Kayla doesn't drink the milk anyway. And do you know what the rest of them did?!
-Alistor and Jazz fall to the ground, laughing too hard to speak, but Ky and Daph shake their heads solemnly-
M.A.: -is in all out rant mode- Matt and Jacob started running around the cafeteria, yelling, "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, MATT MAN!" over and over, interjected with, "GET THE INVISIBLE BOAT-MOBILE!" Alex, the greasiest guy in our school, started to hit on Kitty! (note: ETA, this is in no way a comment on you. The greasiest guy in our school really is named Alex. All of these people exist, and their names have not been changed. Ain't that fun?) -rants louder- Ben Perushek spent the rest of the day in the bathroom, doing God knows what with Sam and DJ, and Nicolette and Heather started singing at the top of their lungs! BADLY! And the teachers! Mrs. Heiman started strip-dancing on the teacher's table, Mr. Tomlin curled up inside his podium and took a nap, and Mrs. Nemitz attempted to teach us all drinking songs! Well, actually that last part wasn't so bad. But then she passed out too, and the entire building shook! And Mr. Channing and Mrs. Machechek (thats a phonetic spelling.. her real name has a z in it somewhere and that's all I know.) locked themselves in the teacher's lounge! For SIX hours! -screams- -takes a deep breath- Ok. Calm. Responses: Di: ...Ah. I like that idea. I will use it. I may tweak it to my evil purpouses though. BTHC: Did it literally make a noise like that? Believe me, it's alright. My compu goes wierd on me a lot. Although lately it's been quite normal... what does the Longview thing have to do with anything? Alix: Very good very good indeed! -claps- I'll send you the bunny sooner or later. First I have to pry him from the rats. I think Elvis is cool, in an old guy kind of way. But clowns are devil spawn. -nods-)
The driver of the plane went heat-crazy and ran off screaming about gorillas. Or he could've seen Hank, but same difference.
The BoM and X-men glared at each other warily. They didn't really trust each other, but they were both stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Lance and Scott ignored proper reason and started going at it, instead of compromising like proper leaders would have.
Everyone else ignored them and went and sat in the bus. (It hadn't crashed remember, just broke down.) The initial idea was an attempt to hotwire it. Todd went under the hood while Remy messed with the controls a bit. That didn't work. Logan and Hank, both expert mechanics, then attempted to fix it, which basically consisted of kicking the bus and yelling at it. As a last resort, Wanda, Logan, and Rogue glared at the bus. The bus was so terrified that it gave a cough and started up.
Everyone shrugged and drove off, leaving Lance and Scott behind. They didn't notice, they just went on trading punches and idiotic puns.
The rest of the trip to Vegas was quite uneventful, except for an incident with a large can of soda and a record player, which we won't go into.
The band arrived at Vegas. (Announcement: I just realized I left out one of the most important instruments in a band: keyboard! So from now on Tabby's on that.)
They grabbed their stuff, and headed into the hotel they were staying at. (I'm completely making up where they're playing, savvy?) It was called the Majestic, and it had a built-in casino with one of those large auditoriums where they have the concert-things.
The concert wasn't until the next day, and it was pretty late (almost midnight in fact), so they all headed for the hallway where their rooms were. As it turned out, the BoM's tickets took them to the same place.
The room alignment went like this:
Room #201: Rogue and Wanda.
Room #202: Remy and Pyro.
Room #203: Logan and Hank.
Room #204: Todd and Fred.
Room #205: Tabby and Amara.
Room #206: Bobby and Ray.
Room #207: Rob and Jamie.
Room #208: Kurt and Sam.
Room #209: Pietro and Piotr. (Don't ask about this one. It's just coincidence.)
Suite 210: In this room all the dimension hoppers were piled, along with Rahne, Jubilee, Kitty, and Ororo.
This was a very nice hotel, as it turned out. Since the BoM were contest winners and the X-men were entertainment, they got very cushy rooms. Each regular room had a large tv, two queen sized beds, a mini-bar with lots and lots of drinks and snacks, pay-per-view, and a table in the corner. The suite was basically a large room at the end of the hall with all these features, but bigger and with more beds.
A FEW HOURS LATER
By now, everyone, no matter what room number (except for 209, Petey had smashed the contents rather then face a drunk or hyper Pie), were quite drunk.
Wanda and Rogue were angsting about their pasts while eating pizza and complaining about the guys that were obsessed with them (Remy and Todd).
Remy was attempting to teach Pyro the finer points of thieving and sleight-of-hand, while Pyro was absently making fire Daphines belly dance across the table.
Logan and Hank were discussing everything from angst to Shakespeare to the positive effects of porn on the male mind.
Todd and Fred were having an eating contest. Three guesses who ended up passed out in a heap in the corner. That is one resiliant little Toad!
Tabby was trying to explain why pranks and rule-breaking were so fun to Amara. She wasn't having much success with the prim and proper princess though. (Alliteration will be the death of me.)
Bobby and Ray were showing off. If they were being charged for their stay, the damage expenses would have been unspeakable.
Rob was teaching Jamie Spanish.. or whatever language he happens to speak. Isn't he from Brazil?
Kurt and Sam were discussing how different Bayville and Vegas were from the countrysides they grew up in.
Pie was watching porn. Piotr had long since fainted from over-exposure and waaaay too much info from Pie.
In the suite, the girls were all quite drunk and hyper and were having fun making prank calls, gossiping about the boys, playing drinking games, watching chick flicks, or (in the case of Daph) stuffing all the amenities from the hotel into their suitcases.
THE EVER-CONTINUING JOURNIES OF APOCAROACH
Today we're reporting from Las Vegas! Yes, it is the final journey of our cockroachian villains. Now they will finally get to be villains again!
Apocaroach and Mesmeroach, ever hopeful, sprang from the black hole.
They were standing in a casino. There were bright lights and loud noises and pretty women everywhere. But they only had eyes for the doomsday device working one of the one-armed bandits. (That, I believe, is one of those machines where you pull the lever and it has the whole match-three-pics-to-win thing.)
It was -gasp- Sue Anna (tm)!
The cockroachy villains rushed over to her. They began jumping up and down, yelling at her and stuff. But, since they were cockroaches, they weren't very loud. So, Sue Anna (tm) was able to ignore them.
They went away broken super-villains.
That was, until they heard this. "Pssst, hey Apocaroach, want to take over the world and obliterate the X-men?"
(Yet another cliff-hanger! Wow, I'm getting kind of a streak here. Next chapter: We will meet the mysterious villain, and a number of copyright infringements and bad villain puns will be made! Mwa-hahahahaha!!! Zany Quote: "When you're six, most of your bingo balls are still floating around in the draw tank.")
