Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one mentioned here.

This is basically just a nice long AN fixing up some things. Let's get at it, shall we?

Di: ..What the hell are you talking about? No comprende, senhorrita. And yes, I am aware that I'm insane.

ETA: WTF?!? You're getting married to that guy A.J. or whatever.. right? Not that chick? And anyway, it's not ALL gone, it'll return sooner or later. Right now it's in the form of "Space Toast" (which is now on FFN being reworked into prose form). And what have I told you about swearing?!

Credits:

Author: Skysong, A.K.A. M.A. (CHEAP SHOT!)

Cast: Reread this if you don't know.

Special thanks to: Everyone who reviewed and let me use an OC.

We'll take the ripoffs chapter by chapter as to avoid confusion, shall we?

Chapter 1, Bored Stiff, or Why Jean is Dumb:

"If you say anything you aren't supposed to, the author will duct-tape your mouth shut and lock you in her basement! There are rats in there! Big, dead ones!" Two for one ref! The duct-tape/basement thing is a joke from the last chapter of the original. The dead rats thing is from the "Sideways Stories from Wayside School." Yes, it's wierd and obscure I know. But it's funny at least.

And that's it, surprisingly.

Chapter 2, Sk8ters are Dumb, or Italics Rock!

"Doom on you!" It's what the dodos say in Ice Age. God I love that movie!

"Catch the snack!" Emperor's New Groove reference. Meant to be said in a condescending way.

Not many here either.

Chapter 3, At Apocalypse's Lair, or Fun With Italics!

"Somewhere in Egypt." ..Technically Apocalypse lived in Tibet. Somehow I got the idea for a while there that he lived in Egypt. Go figure.

The things Sue Anna are made from I won at a carnival. I thought it might be funny, making this a doomsday device.

Sam was another guy that got duct-taped and thrown in my basement, remember?

In case you didn't notice, a running joke with Apocalypse is that he tends to call people derisive nicknames until he thinks they've done something cool.

In the comics, Forge built a doomsday device for Mags and he gave him Canada. Very obscure.

Chapter 4, More Apocalypse or Brainwashing Stinks!

"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS-" As if you don't know what this is quoting.

Did anyone else notice how much time there was between "Mindbender" and "Under Lock and Key?"

Gutbomb Burger is the Evo equivalent of McDonalds or Burger King. Duh.

Silly Meal: Happy Meal. Also Duh. Also, it's from Garfield.

Tiny Spiny Babies: Teeny Beanie babies. Make the connections already!

No, I don't get the thing with Sue Anna and the back-and-forth thing either. Go figure.

Chapter 5, Morlock Torture is an Art Form, or Sue Anna's Day of Fun!

Torpid can't speak.

Potter Puppet Pals is an animation featuring, you guessed it, Harry and friends as puppets. Hilarious. Just add www and a .com to that and you'll have the website.

Everyone should read Krac's fics. If you haven't.. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Caliban and his alligator: A sidefling to a ToddFan fic where Warren's alligator Cookie bonds with Caliban. Everyone should go read Toddfan's fics. If you think MY fics make you laugh...

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and BRIIIIIGHT!" A ref to the movie Anger Management. God, I love that movie. Adam Sandler and whoever that old guy is duking it out.

I don't know where I picked up the whole "Caliban hisses when he talks" thing. Toddfan, prolly. I read her stuff when I'm stuck for ideas.

"Caliban ran off ssssscreaming." I don't know if anyone noticed that. I just couldn't resist it.

"Even if we could understand de accent." Remy's statement is ironic, since I overplay his accent so much.

The running jokes about the chars knowing that they're in a fic is referred to as "breaking the fourth wall." The fourth wall is what keeps the chars from knowing they're in a show, fic, ect. It's FUN to break the fourth wall.

I have no idea how Sue Anna could drink anything. It's one of those comedic things.

Jott's children are all time-travelers. Cable is the more famous one, but their daughter.. oh don't even get me started on her. (for one thing I don't remember it all, it was THAT confusing.)

Chapter 6, Logan's Tortured Soul, or I Ship LoganRodna.

(And the annoying cretin known as Evan) Cretin is a cool world.

"Instead of poking their heads out of the nearest manhole to find out their locations, like, oh say, SANE people." The X-men never do anything the easy way. Just something I've noticed.

"Evan! Shut up!" "Do you really want to end up in her basement?!" Still more Kurt & Sam paranoia.

"Moving!" squeaked Evan. There are a few Evan/Rogue pairings out there ppl. God, it's so scary. And sick, and wrong, and any other adjectives that fit the situation.

"And considering that she has just added you in and is being decent to you, you're going to end up dieing after being tortured by someone you care about.." I was decent to Jott at the beginning of the original, did anyone notice that?

"See, Evan, now we're reallah in for it 'cause the author's overplayin' mah accent.." Whenever I overplay someone's accent, it's a sure sign something stupid will happen. Try saying that five times fast.

Jott never seems to figure out that I wish to kill them. They just keep going and going.

A.K.A. stalling banter. I like doing banter.

My cats kill rabbits all the time... it's terrifying how they sound, really.

"It's been dumbed down quite a bit." I wanted to see the Evo version of the Pheonix saga only to know how they would dumb it down so the age groups could understand it.

"It jus' somebody singin'." I've heard Cajun singing. It's terrible. I only understood the word bayou.. which was used about fifteen times, by my count.

I like Wierd Al. I think he's cool.

"..About a minute after Gambit spoke." Being drunk slows people's reaction time, usually. Just wanted to point that out.

"Yoah bein' pretty articulate." Usually what I have Logan say makes no sense.. and anyway, he's smashed beyond belief, remember?

"We drinkin' buddies, 'member?" Logan and Remy hung out in the comics quite a bit. At least, that's the idea I got from it.

"Yes miss boss lady." Rogue is scary.

"Even if they would have, they didn't have any instruments." I realized I forgot to mention the instruments. Heh heh, silly me.

The quote from this chapter (Release your hold and become one with the nougat sneeze) is from X-entertainment. They were reviewing ten-year-old candy bars.. I believe. They had pictures. God it was nasty.

Chapter 7, A Plot for Practice, or Inside Remy's Mind!

Omnipotent and all powerful mean the same thing.

Rodney the male guinea pig is from Doctor Dolittle. I think, anyway.

All of what Remy heard has the same word count as what Rogue said, just converted into blahs.

"Did she just swear? I thought we weren't allowed to swear." The rating is only PG, after all. ;)

"Her stuffed dragon." On one of the earlier eps of Evo, Kitty was shown with a stuffed dragon on her bed. Can you say "Lockheed?"

"And had lots of ingredients that tended to deteriorate with time." Crawfish and whatever they put in that sauce starts smellin' funky after a few hours. Don't ask how I know.

"Forgot I can't move by myself." You have to use the remote control to get Sue Anna moving, remember? I have no idea how she got all these random places.. don't ask.

"All the better to fry you with, my dears." Another obvious ripoff.

The quote from this chapter is from Darkened Skye. That is one of the best games in the world, if only because it can make you laugh your arse off while bashing villains.

Chapter 8, The Ballad of Logan and Rodna, or it Sucks to be the Author's Punchbunnies.

The Ballad of John and Yoko is what this chapter's title is a play off of.

Rodney, the guinea pig. Yet again. I love him. "I have just been violated!" ringin' any bells?

"I tried to tell her that I've been in two and there's the whole comic series centric on me!" X-1 and X-2, duh, and then all those little sideflings that chronicle what Logan does on his trips. Duh. Hugh Jackman's hot.

"At glove-point." Like at gun-point. If you didn't get that.. jeez, how thick can you get?

"Yes ppl, everyone's fav Beast will be getting more then a passing mention in this." He only got a "Final thought" at the end of the original.

"Monkeys dressed like pirates." Blatantly stolen from "The Lack Diorama," by A Denial. One of the funniest stories on this site, seriously.

"Barney and his affiliated associates." Using big words in relation to idiots is fun.

"Chupacabras." I think they're cool. -nods-

"Then Pyro walked in, leading an army of dancing koalas made of fire." Another Toddfan thing, although her version was dancing WOMBATS. How's that for originality punk?

"It's much preferable to drinking your blood, non?" I am a card-carrying member of the Neillsville chapter of The Coven of the Undead. My position? Grand High Pubah and Blood Bank Operator.

Chapter 9, The Transition to KAREOKE, or Why am I Suddenly Phobic of Penguins?

The quote at the beginning is from Aladdin. I was channel surfing, and I paused, and Genie happened to say that. It was one of the funniest things I've seen.

"Whatever Sam/Rahne is called." I just discovered that Sam/Rahne is usually referred to as Rahm. -shrugs- I guess there's no accounting for taste.

"Alas poor Yorick." A line from Shakespeare's Play Hamlet, duh.

The whole "aussie accent" thing is a play on "The Crocodile Hunter." I think Steve Irwin's an idiot.

"This guy's got fangs the size of my pinky!" Has anyone noticed how small his fangs are?! I mean, they could only do damage if he like.. sunk his teeth into the pierced part of my ear.

The whole "Remy staring at Rogue and asks her to marry her" really is a joke from the comics. On this one site I went on, they had a snap of it. Of course, the girl was really a guy, who was a shapeshifter. What fun.

"Doomed to be this author's favorite basement-bunny!" Yes Remy lives in my basement and no, you may not rent him out at your party.

Tree Girl really was crap. Please don't make me think about it until I've rewritten it.. please?

The "pigeon puppet" quote is from an ep of TMNT. I was bored, and there was nothing better on tv. So sue me.

Chapter 10, Kareoke and Drunken Madness, or Finally, Old Requests Layed to Rest!

In the original, Mayleen kept buggin me to have Remy sing "Iris." I don't know why.

"Get away from me, you friggin midget." A reference to A Pyro's Rage's fic, "Behind the Mutants." Everyone should go check out his homepage and read it, because it is the funniest damn fic out there, practically.

Has anyone else noticed how many mutants are blue on Evo? Kurt, Mystique, Beast.. there's prolly more as well.. Apocalypse is another good one.

X-2 has the crappiest acting I've ever seen. Seriously.

"Guinea pigs, Eddie Murphy." Eddie Murphy was the star of Dr. Dolittle.

Chapter 11, Pyro's Penguin Plot, or What the Beep?

The ep of FOP was "Wanda's day off." or something like that anyway.

"That would allow us to endow penguins with the power of speech and be able to burn stuff." Another A.P.R ref.

The penguin with the red eyes and the tap-dancing thing is a ref to "De penguins, De penguins!" by AddieLogan. (all of these fics are on my favorites list.)

I made a maaajor mistake in this chapter. Please ignore it.

Chapter 12, Cooking with Magneto, or All of a Sudden, I'd kill for Waffles.

"Glitter" was a very short attempt at Rogue angst.. it was wierd.

I think Pokemon is dumb. Except for the movies. The movies are kind of cool.

"Can't be too careful, what with Remy and Logan around." Remy and Logan are both notorious drinkers.

"I am the master of magnetism! Are you not amazed?!" Yet another A.P.R. ref.

"STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SPINY FREAK!" Another ironic statement, since at Evan's debut I mentioned that he was the angst version.

"Their dozens of little children." Hamsters multiply really fast. Not as fast as mice, but faster then rabbits.

"No! No! Girls give me the HIVES!" A quote from FOP.

Chapter 13, The Debut of the Self Inserts, or I'm Going to Die.

The quote is from Artemis Fowl: The Eternity code. The Artemis Fowl books rock out loud baby! If you haven't read them.. -shakes head-

Space Toast is another humor story I have written. It's on both sites, in prose on FFN, in script on EE.

Alix, I am SO going to use the whole "Sex-ed" thing sooner or later. That sounds like so much fun.

"Got dat wight, wabbit." Quoted from IT, the book by Steven King. I was reading it at the time.

Kitty knows nuttin about the X-men. Tis a sad, sad affliction, verily siblings.

New Beginnings is a totally awesome Jonda by ETA. Which is ALSO on my favorites list.

Kitkat is what I call Kitty when she's acting stupid. (-begs Kitty to refrain from hurting her when she reads this-)

Mr. Hey you, with the donut, was in the original X-band. He got killed off by Pyro. This was, ironically, the ONLY thing my friend Shelly found funny about the original. She laughed for about half an hour, no joke.

Must you all even ASK what I was talking about with "The Author, the Demon, and the X-men-esque?"

"She said this all very fast." I tend to talk really fast. Even when I'm not hyper. Is that not strange? (bet you thought I was going to say amazing, come on, admit it!)

"EEP!" Eep is the noise I make when I get a) startled, b) scared, or c) see a boy within five feet of me that's even remotely cute.

"She tends to... overreact." I freak out a lot. It's strange.

"I'll do it from your POV even!" I rarely do Romy from Rogue's POV.. has anyone else noticed that?

"She's mangling MY accent!" Nobody can do Kurt's accent properly. Better to just give him a few German words and let the rest work itself out.

"Finish my stories and we're even, got it?" Jazz is as unhappy as I am with the state of her stories.

"That Neillsville is no place to stage a hostile takeover." It's not, really. The only place you could really have fun with is uh.. riding the gigantic plastic cow known as "Chatty Belle," hijacking the radio station, raiding the giant piece of plastic cheese that they keep in a cage, and uh.. that's probably it.

Chapter 14, Of Squirrels and Bazookas, or Dironess!

The ep of FOP was "A case of diary-uh." Funniest ep ever, IMHO.

Apocaroach and Pyro are seriously the most fun characters to write for. Evil villains are so fun to torture!

"Saying something about meeting Gary Coleman and Captain Underpants." Yet another Space Toast ref. This time, it's from the deleted scenes.

"Pyro loved squirrels." A lot of humor fics have Pyro as a romance novelist who likes squirrels. The romance novelist part I get.. but squirrels?

I just realized I should have had the squirrels speak like they do in The Emporor's New Groove. Damn.

"I'm going to get a lecture from someone on how chere has a male spelling, I just know it." It's just, I've seen some fics where Belle is talking to Remy and chere is spelled cher, without the e. I've seen it enough times to get the idea that's it not just a typo.

Apocaroach's b Secret Closet Lair /b (tm) is a joke from The InterNutter's awesome sprite comic, named (originally) XME Comic. You have to go check it out. It's internutterdotorg. Totally awesome. Dig it my brethren and sistren.

My friend uses her high heels to squash bugs sometimes.. it's not pretty.

I will do ANYTHING to drag Sue Anna into it.

"She held up a sign which read, 'Get away from me.'" This is another one of Sue Anna's quirks. She can't speak, remember?

"But mum, I liiiiike vegemite.." Vegemite is this totally nast stuff they put on toast in Australia. I've had it. It's not wort the trip.

"De t'ings I do for dis idiot.." I like making Pyro look stupid. It's fun.

"I was supposed to start wit' dem." As soon as I found out that Remy did indeed start with the X-men, I was pissed that they put him on the Acolytes.

Bobtheheadlesschicken mentioned something about a new team with Remy and Pie I think.. it confused the shit out of me, seeing as I haven't read the story yet.

"Something about Lance and spaghetti-O's, I think." A ref to The InterNutter's section of "Plot? What Plot?" entitled "Red dye number.. something or other." I just can't remember the number. So sue me.

"And no, she wasn't crazy. Well, any more then she already was." When me and Kit get together with a bit of sugar mixed in, we go insane. We act like we're drunk, seriously. It's fun! -nods-

"And especially not her Snicker Salad." Snicker Salad is a delicious concoction involving snickers, whipped cream, and some other yummy stuff. Kitty loves the stuff to death.

Chapter 15, Distraction Tactic #362, or Rogue's Phobia.

"With a Mr. Tomlin-esque pointer stick." My teacher is named Mr. Tomlin. He's really funny, and he has this pointer stick. He's always looking for reasons to use it.

"Ayup" is another one of those things I've picked up from Stephen King.

"Yup yup." According to my friends, I say this a lot.

"Alistor was betting Pie's bedroom." The obligatory sexual innuendo.

"Remy, how many times have I told ya? Just because no one can see ya doesn't mean you're safe." Another ref to "De penguins, de penguins!" God, I love that fic.

I don't know why Rogue is scared of Gary Coleman. Let's just go with Apocaroach's explanation, shall we?

"Tune in next chapter for the ever-continuing "Journies of Apocaroach!" Something they said on old tv shows.. or so I've been told. The fifties equivalent of "To Be Continued..."

Chapter 16, Discussions with Figments, or Alistor is a Pervert.

"Oh, if I owned the X-men, bum bidi bidi bidi bum bum." Depending on how you interpret this, it could be an "Eight Crazy Nights" ref or a "Fiddler on the Roof" ref.

"Oc's stop and stare." I don't swear much. But when I do, it's usually in French or quite profane.

"It's just that Kurt's obsessed with you... and Harry Potter liked you too and Spiderman seemed to have a thing for you as well and so did this Sphynx guy." Sorry XKID, I like your fics, really, but that just kind of ticks me off. That and your three paragraph updates.

"Hey dad." Logan is Pythona's dad since she was involved in Weapon X.

"First the peanut butter thing, then the indignity of the watermelon." Technically, the watermelon came before the peanut butter. God, I'm such an idiot.

"I have to tell him I planted the aphrodesiac." For all of you who don't get the aphrodisiac thing, it's like Viagra.. although I think a different one's the purple kind.

"With every single this-damn-show-won't-bloody-DIE episode of Pokemon." There are like, seven series of this now, each with like, five seasons. Seriously.

"Silly neener-heads." Stolen from Garfield. That comic's bloody genius.

"Foot-long hotdogs." Must you even ASK?

"Yes indeed you better believe it." A line from Albuquerque, a song by Wierd Al. Very funny. Basically, an eleven minute rant.

The quote is, once again, from X-entertainment. That site rocks.

Chapter 17, Scare Tactics, or Dude, I Need Suggestions!

"How can you be so bloody cheerful this early anyway?" I am NOT a morning person. 'Nuff said.

"We started with John. We crept into his room at 6 A.M. and whispered 'Purple Peeps.'" A ref to "Nine to Five," one of the funniest Jonda/Romy's out there. Read it.

"Daphine, who was apparently sitting on the floor.." No, I don't know why she was in there.

"Die zombie!" A reference to the SpongeBob ep, "The Nasty Patty."

Kitty's a very good artist. And undoubtedly she's going to smack me for spreading that across the net.

"We whispered 'Yellow Submarine' into his ears." Logan has a pathological fear of the Beatles. He freaks out whenever he hears them. The reasons for that are as lost as the rest of his past.

"Kurt is one of those mentally scarred for life types." Seriously. Do you have ANY idea how many Kurt-angst fics there are on this subject?

"It's only a running joke if I make a joke about it being a running joke." Too true.

Cairo is in Africa.

Gucci produces nice loafers, which Apocaroach and Mesmeroach would like to find.

"So solly Chollie." An obscure Dark Tower ref. Eddie screams it at a talking train. It's hilarious.

Redneck woman is something I wrote in five minutes purely for my own enjoyment.

The quote is from Abracatastrophe, the FOP movie.

Chapter 18, Of Splenda and Bombs, or Equal distribution.

"Stalking Elijah Wood." I am obsessed with Elijah Wood. God, he's hot.

Splenda is an alternative to sugar. It tastes more or less the same. Less than more.

Quoi means "What?" in French. Just thought I'd mention that.

"We don't want to risk the paradoxes that would come with Jott children, now do we?" No, we most certainly don't.

MD is what all my friends refer to Mountain Dew as. IMO, Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods.

The whole Alistor and Jazz thing is the obligatory sexual innuendo, of course.

Supervillains Anon. is another thing from Space Toast.

Apocaroach's theory really is rather logical.. if you think about it long enough.

The quote from this chapter is from IT, but it's been changed slightly so that the first bit matches the movie, which I have on DVD. That is such an awesome story.

Chapter 19, We're Going to Vegas Baby, Yeah, or Fun With Mental Imagery!

I love Spearmint Trident.

Teren is Rogue's sister and Alistor's girlfriend in Mayleen's fics.

"Honored Sai" is a respectful term in the Dark Tower series.

Jazz happens to be my fanfiction muse. Go figure.

My other muse is my original fiction muse. I happen to be working on a novel, so ner. But Tasha hasn't spoken up in a while, so I think Jazz's duct-taped her mout shut.

Did you notice how alike the beginnings of those were? That was intended, I assure you.

"..pulled out her 'tell-your-band-mates-what-to-do' dry erase board (patent pending)." A joke from the original.

IMO, Celine Dion and Britney Spears generally suck. A few of their songs are good.

It's too much to ask that Nsync really would die in a fiery explosion, isn't it. At least they broke up.

"Where did that loud, announcer-ish voice come from?" The orignal's running joke.

"And turn him towards the sun and water him periodically." Paraphrased from Calvin and Hobbs. Another great comic.

Think about that image of the nude beach. Not for very long of course. It really is quite scary.

The quote is, obviously, from the Emporor's New Groove. That movie is so cool.

Chapter 20, The X-odus to Vegodus, or the Author's on a Sugar High! Run for the Hills!

X-odus: Exodus. Vegodus: Ditto.

"Anything is possible with the right amount of sugar!" So true.

Regina the Queen of Random is an Amyro obsessor on FFN.

Seether rocks out loud. Literally.

Black socks is one of the most fun annoying songs I know.

"Wouldn't that be brown socks?" A question I have often pondered over while drinking Mountain Dew. Go figure.

The song that Alix sings is called "My grandfather's clock." It's very fun to sing, although I can rarely get the tune right.

"This is the song that never ends!" Like all the annoying songs in this chapter, it's one that has been taught to me by Ver and Lyd. They are so cool.

Alie, how was I supposed to know you were underage? I simply assumed you were 16, like all the Brit authors on EE.

Ishandahalf is an awesome Romy author.

I really -did- see a General Pengy penguin at a zoo this summer. We went there on holiday, and there was a penguin with red eyes that kept staring at me at the zoo! Bad times man, bad times.

"Yes, but dere a difference! M' eyes are sexy and smoldering! His eyes shine like de red eyes of Satan!" A third "De penguins, de penguins!" ref.

I love Between the Lions. It is the best little kids show out there. It's really funny.

My Catechism teacher hates me, because I draw in class. He thinks I'm not paying attention, although I answer almost every question. -ner-

Chapter 21, The B-hood's Trip, or Shortness and Cheesehead Bashing!

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

"Like an Irate duck." Quoted from the book my teacher's reading in class. It's hilarious, really.

"Crawled from the twisted burning wreckage, crawled on their hands and knees for three full days, draggin' along-" Another Albuquerque ref. That song rocks.

Lambuea Field is home of the Packers, Wisconsin's football team and general bane of my existance.

The whole description of the game is what it looks like to people like me.

The first and last quotes involving citrus were made up by me and my friends.

Chapter 22, Finally, At Vegas, or a Bit of Randomness!

The wine coolers joke was made up by me and Heather on a slow day at the cafeteria. There's something in the water, really.

Matt Man is one of Matt's many nicknames. Others include Matt Bond, Draco Mattfoy, and many, many more.

Leaving out a keyboard player was a grave mistake of mine. I feel so scarred.

The Majestic is the title of a movie. I've never seen it, it was just convenient.

I don't know what country Rob is from, seriously. The idea that he's from Brazil is from Toddfan.

Piotr is a sheltered country boy, like Kurt and Sam.

The quote is from Stephen Kings On Writing. All people should read it at one time or another.

Chapter 23, Band Stuff, or Funny Junk with Random Villains!

Arbitrarily placed plot-devices are a bad habit of mine.

I like to make things blow up. This is one of the many reasons I like Gambit so much.

Invader Zim is one of my favorite Nick toons. It totally sucks that they canceled it.

IZ is an Irkan.. it could be spelled with an I for all I know.

"The bad villain puns just write themselves, don't they." Quoted from Kim Possible.

All of this stuff about lightbulbs is true.

"In my mind, that's what passes for subtle." I have a sick, sick mind. I can turn just about anything into an innuendo.

GIR is Zim's robot assistant.

"It will be a Poke of DOOOM!" Paraphrased from the show. I miss Invader Zim so. AUGH! VERSE!

I picked up "Dues Ex Machina" from the A Series of Unfortunate Events 7, the Vile Village.

"GIR just changed into his dog costume." GIR is supposed to wear this green dog suit. It's very very funny.

"What say ye, yay or nay?" Quoted from Robin Hood: Men in Tights. God, I love that movie.

The quote is from Between the Lions, the Shakespeare episode. Everyone should watch that show. Any show with talking chickens is all right with me. -nods-

Chapter 24, Romy and Logan's Amazing Adventure, or Fun with Plumbing!

The Tenth Kingdom was a mini-series released by NBC around... 1998 I think. It was totally bloody awesome, and I have it on tape! Whee!

"Wanda used her powers to make herself win every time, of course." Part of Wanda's powers is to be able to alter probability fields, although this takes time and practice... lots of time and practice.

The whole frog scene is completely stolen from said mini-series. I just twisted it a tad. Why did I put Logan as the bumbling father? ...I don't know. Stop asking me such hard questions!

"The travelers noticed the frog had a Jamaican accent." In the captions for the movie, they list it as a French accent. But it's Jamaican, all right.

"The frog looked as though he might pop." It's true that if you squeeze a frog, it will pop. Or, if you step on it, it will appear to deflate. -winks at Kitty-

"There was quite a bit of screaming and sheet-grabbing, and much much embarrasment." In a lot of humor fics I read, they often have a part where Remy and Rogue get married while drunk and then play out the scene that follows. I am merely following in the footsteps of my ancestors.

"I'm going to do a parody of it after this." I am, really. I just have to work out who goes where.

The quote from this chapter is from me. I couldn't think of anything else.

Chapter 25, Back to the Mansion, or Funny Crap!

"GALLS AND FIREBLIGHT!" Shouted by a tree in the book/movie "The Last Unicorn." Everyone should see that movie, really. It's cool.

"FEWMETS!" Picked up from A Wind in the Door, by Madeline L'Engle. It means "dragon droppings."

"Barry Manilow music." This should be banned. People can go insane from listening to it, seriously.

"Underground aliens, mole people, and Barry Manilow enthusiasts." Being an alien, a mole person, or a Barry Manilow enthusiast is usually something you want to keep secret.

"Several levels of hell." There's this theory that says that hell has several levels, or circles. The seventh circle is reserved for really bad ppl, like politicians.

"My nickname in Seventh grade was Twitch." It was. When I get upset or annoyed, I twitch. I got stuck with these really idiotic guys in a science group, and they made me twitch... a lot. So they decided to call me Twitch. Amazing conclusion, no?

"Did Kurt just.. come up with a good idea?!" It seems that, in most humor stories, if Kurt comes up with an idea, it's usually a bad one that ends up in punishment and mental scars. Just an observation I've made.

"EVERYONE IN THE WAR ROOM!" The war room is where Logan discusses missions and junk like that, usually.

The quote is, once again, from X-entertainment.

Chapter 26, More Final Thoughts, or Quotes Involving Sloths.

"I feel deprived of Cheshire/Alice stuff." I do, really. I ship Cheshire/Alice, and there are like.. three good ones out there. Only one of them is finished, so that's why I feel deprived.

"A tic going under his left eye." A tic is when a person's eye twitches. Not pretty.

"Professor-head." Quoted from Peeves in Harry Potter.

"NO NO, YOU SILLY MONKEY PEOPLE, NO!!" Quoted from Toddfan, again.

"NO COMPRENDE SENHORR!" Quoted from IT. It's a phonetic spelling.

"Before you have an annuerism, hmm?" An annuerism is when a vessel in your brain explodes.. I think. I'm pretty sure about that.

"Rodna, Rodna, wherefore are thou Rodna?" Romeo and Juliet quote, Rodna style.

"All you need is love!" A quote from the originally titled Beatles song, "All you need is love."

"Where's my tinfoil hat?!" Since we're reading Xavier's mind, he's paranoid. Tinfoil is supposed to keep people from doing that... isn't that wierd?

"The author is a Kurtty shipper.." Well, I AM, so ner.

If you didn't notice, both in the original and this one, Ray and Rob's thoughts are exactly the same, except for the names.

"WHY won't the author write a me/Rahne pairing? WHY?!" I ship Rahm, if you didn't know.

"God, Logan's hot." I ship Logan/Jubes in comic-verse.

"The author sez no no, but I sez yes yes." Quoted, once again, from A.P.R. I'm so obsessed with that fic.

"Blob smash!" Must you even ask about this one? ..-sighs- All right, "Hulk smash!" ring a bell?

"Mmm.. birds." In the movie, Todd eats birds as well as bugs.

"Heck, what was the point of putting me in evo in the first place?!" Tabs has a long and complicated history in Evo.. and frankly, none of it makes sense.

"Like a potted plant?" A potted plant would be a good match for Remy. Same mental capacity and all that.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" Quoted from some old song.

"Why am I writing down what I'm thinking? I already know.." If I didn't.. that would be a problem.

"-several songs are playing at once-" Kitty has this habit of getting songs stuck in her head.. lots of them, all at the same time.

"Oh my god Pyro's so HOT!!! And so is Remy.. mmm.. You know, now that I've met Daph, I should probably get back to my stories.. hmm... NAH!" Sorry about that Di. I didn't see your update when I wrote this. And for people who don't read TATDATXM (a.k.a. heathens who are totally out of the loop) Di dated Pyro.. until he betrayed her. Mean mean Pyro!

"If the author dislikes me so much, why am I in all her stuff?" A question for the ages, really.

"Does dis mean dat I have to go back to my miserable existance in OC limbo?" In my thinking, whenever an OC gets ignored, they get sent to OC limbo. Which is part of the reason why Jazz is my muse. She hates it there.

"I need to kill my author.. really I do. It's just penance for killing me, after all." Sam got killed off in New Beginnings. -makes a face at ETA-

"We wait for the Plot Device, of course." Natural thing to do, really.

"Stop talking in unison like that," said Rogue. "Seriously, it's creepy." It is. I had them talk like that a lot.

"A large purple dinosaur-ish thing." Barney, duh. He's devilspawn, really.

"Which was playing a loop of Dallas, Passions, Dynasty.." Dumb shows, most of them from the eighties.

The zany quote is stolen from "Freaky Friars from France," by Voldie on Varsity Track. That is an awesome story. You will laugh your arse off.

And that's that!

Now, since you've probably all just skipped down here in search of the deleted scenes, here they are! And if you DID read all my blather.. you get a cookie and I'll try to make it worth your while.

Deleted scenes, take 1.

Jean: -running around screaming-

Remy: -blinks- What's wit' her?

Rogue: -looks up- Hmm? Oh, Jean, right. She's an idiot. I stuck pizza in her hair and told her that it would suck out her brains. -shrugs and goes back to reading a book-

Deleted scenes, take 2.

Logan: -sobbing hysterically-

Kurt: -walks in and does a double take- What's wrong Logan? Rodna troubles again?

Logan: -still sobbing, nods and points to his foot, where Rodna and her babies are eating his toes- She said that letting her eat my foot would be the ultimate symbol of my love.

Kurt: -walks out, twitching-

Deleted scenes, take 3.

M.A.: -walking along the hallway, humming and staring at the ground, until she trips over something and looks up-

Remy, Rogue, Kitty, Kurt: -glare-

M.A.: -blink-

Rogue: We've got a bone to pick with you.

M.A.: -gets up-

Rogue: First, (and most importantly), why in hell would you ship Romy and Kurtty?!

M.A: -adjusts glasses- Kurtty's simple. It doesn't work in any other verse and Lance is stupid and Amanda acts like a Mary Sue. Romy is classic, meant to be, blah blah blah. It works because it does, ok?! -evil glare- And anyway, Scogue and Rietro skeeve me out.

Remy: -mouths- Skeeve?

Rogue: That made no sense at all.

M.A.: What part of "This is humor genre" do you not comprehend woman?!

Rogue, Remy, Kitty and Kurt: -shake heads- We give up. -walk off-

M.A.: oO -is confuzzled-

(That made no sense at all, did it.)

Deleted scenes, take 4.

Alie: -walking along-

Daph: -does her 'theif thing" and swoops down out of nowhere- I got a bone to pick wit' you.

Alie: -shrugs- Ok. Fair enough.

Daph: -falls down on knees and begs and pleads- Set me freee! I doan wanna go back ta OC limbo! Please please please!!!

Alie: -blinks and edges away- Who knew my character could be so wierd?

Daph: It's scary dere!

Author: -sighs- This is what I get for staying up until midnight and attempting to write this at seven A.M.

Deleted scenes, take 5.

Professor X: -humming to himself, when his wheelchair tips over and he falls out- Ack! My spleen!

Invader Zim: -jumps out of nowhere and laughs loudly- Ha ha! Inferior human organs!

Remy: -gasps and throws a charged card at him-

IZ: -hits a wall and grabs his stomach- My squeedilyspooch!

Author: -sighs again- Ditto. God, I hate my life.

Deleted scenes, take 6.

Kitty: -to Kurt- Like, forget Lance! I, like, love YOU Kurt! -tackles him-

Kurt: I agree with you liebe!! Let's run away together! Forget our signifigant others!

Logan: Awww, Elf'n Half-pint're so good together! I'll be the best man, and Rodna can be a bridesmaid! -skips, yes skips off-

Author: Must.. stop.. having.. sugar...

Deleted scenes, take 7.

Professor X: -sitting in his study, humming to himself-

Dr. Evil: -pops out of nowhere, and holds a ray gun to the Professor's head- If you want to live, give me a million, billion, bazillion... shabbadoo...-clears throat- dollars.

Professor X: -takes out a safe and throws money at him-

Dr. Evil: From one bald guy to anotha, turtle wax works best. -disappears-

Professor X: -sighs- I guess that means it's back to the 900 number for me. -puts a turban on his head-

Author: ...O-O

Deleted scenes, take 8.

M.A.: -is walking through the common room-

Sam, Rahne, Jamie, Tabitha, Ray, Rob, Amara, Jubilee, and Kitty: -stand in front of her, holding signs-

M.A.: -blinks- What's this all about?

Kitty: We, the ignored characters of this story, are taking a stand.

Everyone else: -nods-

M.A.: ...What's the sense in that? If I didn't ignore you, you'd end up like Beast or Ororo, with an unusual phobia and perhaps a sloth.

The group: -blinks-

Sam: She has a point there.

The group: -general murmers of assent-

M.A.: You people are strange. -walks off-

Author: Well, that was ironic... I think.

Deleted scenes, take 9.

Alistor, Jazz, Ky, Samantha, Daphine, and Pythona: -sitting on the couch, looking dazed-

Mr. Peanut: -walks in and starts to tapdance-

Mr. Shmallow: -walks in- Hello fallows, I'm Mr. Shmallow.

Mr. "Hey, you, with the donut": -walks in, holding a box of donuts, and distributes them among the group-

OC's: -blink-

Jazz: We really need to lay off the sugar and alcohol.

Other OC's: -nod sagely-

Author: ...My god, I'm insane.

Deleted scenes, take 10.

Kurt: -walks by, singing, "The Devil went Down to Georgia."-

Logan: -walks by after him, singing "Yellow Submarine."-

Rogue: - walks by, singing "Redneck woman."-

Warren Worthington the III: -walks by, singing, "On eagle's wings"-

Remy: -walks by, singing, "Angel Eyes."-

Wanda: -walks by, singing, "I Put a Spell on You."-

Todd: -walks by, singing, "Black Magic Woman."

Katie: What's going on?

M.A.: I'm stuck for ideas, so I'm having X-men Evolution: The musical!

Katie: -nods, clearly not understanding-

Kitty: -appears out of nowhere, holding a bowl full of white goop- Want some Snicker Salad?

Author: Well, that was random anyway. Aaaand, that's a wrap. Man, this was long.

Wayne Brady: -appears out of nowhere- Amen sister!

Author: What the hell? I need to stop staying up so late. The hallucinations are getting to me. That was the X-band Part Deuce! ppl! Hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't.. that's your problem. Peace, love, and review!