Well, I'll be honest with you, I have no ideas on what to write! Usually I come up with ideas while I try (In vain) to fall asleep, but last night, the rain was so calming... I just drifted...off. (Snores)
(Jax shakes N/M Shin awake) Huh? Oh, anyway, so this chapter may seem kind of scatterbrained and pointless, and it is. If you want someone to complain to, then bring your complaints to God, since he's the one who invented rain, not me.
Ooookay... (Tries in vain to turn brain back on) c'mon keyboard, make words! (Quoting Sponge Bob)
Maybe if I make it a songfic, it will seem longer. Well, it doesn't take much to fool those idiots... (Eyes grow wide) Oops... did I say that out loud?
Oh, before I forget, the following people get a very special present: A Terra Shocker!!
Purplemusicgoddess
Caity (An anonymous reviewer)
Chaos Moonbane
Do you know why these very special people get a present? Because they took the time out of their busy schedules to tell me what the hell a tourniquet was! And I'd better not get a whole bunch of reviews telling me what it is now, because it's too late!
They answered my question, expecting no reward, and they got a reward, so there! And until they review and pick them up, I will be testing them to make sure that they work! (Grabs Terra from her hiding place in broom closet) C'mere, it's a beautiful day for torture!
Terra: It's not beautiful, it's all rainy and yucky outside! I hate rain!
N/M Shin: Well, I love rain! And since you hate it so much I'm gonna make you stand in it all day while I shock you to a slow and painful near-death experience! Now get out there!
Terra: But my fur will get all wet!
N/M Shin: I said now, bitch! (Shocks Terra with the three separate remotes, giving off three times the shock)
Well, take your time reviewing, cause I'm having fun right here! (Watches Terra outside in pouring rain through window) Rain makes the shock even more pleasing! (Shocks Terra in rain, causing her to become crispy)
In case you guys didn't catch it, it's raining really hard down here in Georgia, and it has been all day. But who's complaining, I love rain! And for the record, Terra doesn't! An added bonus!
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The ship flew through space on its way to the distant planet of Tameran, but no one was really enjoying the ride. Trigon had Raven tied to a chair, and Knight was nowhere to be found. So he paced in front of her, trying to figure out how his plan had gone wrong.
"I do not understand," he questioned himself, pacing in front of Raven's chair, "I thought I robbed you of your free-will, and yet, it comes back to bite me? I thought that I had dealt with the problem!"
"What problem?" Raven asked him, struggling to get free of the robes that bound her, "I conquered the fuckin' planet, now untie me!"
"Yes," he answered, a bit agitated by her stubbornness, "But you failed to kill your friends, which is what I had really hoped for the outcome to be."
"Well," she growled, "Maybe if you had told me that, we wouldn't be having this conversation, now would we? Besides, those kids weren't my friends, they were BB's, and I didn't even know them."
"Yes, and that is good," he admitted, "But you shouldn't know him, you shouldn't know anyone but me and the beast, who has, apparently, decided to leave us. How unfortunate."
"Ya, sure, now can you untie me?" she asked, chewing the ropes with her demon fangs.
"Not until we reach Tameran, daughter."
"And how long will that be?"
"Ten hours, give or take."
"Aww, c'mon!" (A/N Raven is kind of acting like Brave right now, because Brave is my favorite emotion!)
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The Titans walked, in silence, back to the spaceship they had arrived in. The pilot of the ship had also been a soldier, but was killed in the explosion, leaving them in a very peculiar situation.
"I could drive." Cyborg offered.
"No!" They all shouted in unison, fully aware of Cyborg's flying skills.
"We all know you caused that bumpy landing, Cy." Beast Boy reminded him.
"This doesn't leave us many options," The boy wonder spoke up, "so what are we going to do?"
"Well," Starfire started from inside the ship, "We could use this 'autopilot' button, could we not?"
"If it had Tameran programmed into its guidance system." Cyborg answered.
"Then I guess it's off to Tameran!"
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And that's all you get. My roommate's computer crashed, so she had to use mine tonight.
I'll try to write an extra-long chapter tomorrow for you patience, maybe a songfic!
Not even sure why I decided to pit this chapter up... hmmmm...
I had brown sugar oatmeal for breakfast! It was really good! It had little sugar dinosaur eggs in it. And when you added the water, the eggs dissolved and there were little dinosaur shaped sprinkles in them! It was really good!
Just thought I'd share that with you....
You don't have to review for a chapter this short and stupid. But if you were one of the people mentioned earlier, you might want to review, just to pick up your Terra shocker. I guarantee you, they all work to perfection. (Laughs as she zaps Terra in the pouring rain)
