Authors note: -sigh- I still do not own Inu-Yasha
And this chapter you'll love. It's more like a romantic/comedy chapter!
Chapter 4: How Sweet! Revenge!
Kagome finished putting on her makeup and put on a pair of strapy heels and looked at herself in the mirror. Her plan was simple. Get Inu-Yasha to say she was beautiful. One of the things that would make him mad. It would work. She grinned. She would play him like a little toy. She couldn't believe she was thinking about his body before. So disgusting he was such an ass. She smoothed out the creases in her dress and headed to the dining hall. She felt eyes on her as she was going. All the maids and servants were staring at her.
'Perfect'
She thought glumly.
'Now I got the servants thinking I'm a slut, oh well it'll be worth it to see the look on Inu-Yasha's face when he finds out she tricked him.'
She grinned evilly. It's not like she dressed this way all the time.
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In the Dining Hall
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Inu-Yasha had come down early and was already at his place shoving food into his colossal mouth. The maids stopped dead in their tracks when they saw Kagome at the top of the stairs leading into the dining hall. Inu-Yasha could hear the click clacking of Kagomes heels as soon as she left her room. He looked up and stared. Not because of how she looked but wondering how the hell she walked in those things. But then made his attention up to what Kagome had worn the dress for. Kagome made sure she had Inu-Yasha's attention before she headed down the stairs. Inu-Yasha stared the whole way. The heels amazed him. He watched her sit down. He wondered if she dressed this way all the time. She didn't bend over or do anything slutty to get his attention she acted like herself, just a really nicely dressed self. He gulped causing him to start choking on the piece of bread he was eating.
"Shit!"
Kagome rolled her eyes and went over and started giving Inu-Yasha the Heimlich maneuver. Which not unexpectedly was hard in a mini dress and high heels. She felt his abs and nearly died right there. Inu-Yasha coughed the bread half way across the room hitting one of the maids.
"Oh my god!"
Kagome went over the maid to see how she was doing, and tried to help the maid up but she couldn't bend thanks to the mini dress. So she held out her hand. But when the maid pulled she was feeling kind of weak because she used her strength for Inu-Yasha. So when the maid pulled she pulled Kagome down. And Kagome hit her head and went unconscious. She managed to say one word before she blacked out.
"Great"
Everyone who watched the whole scene were practically pissing their pants.... including Inu-Yasha...until he noticed Kagome wasn't moving and he ran over to her, straddled her and started shaking her.
"Wake up Kagome. Wake UP!"
When everyone noticed the seriousness of the situation everyone stopped laughing and it went dead silent. Inu-Yasha picked Kagome up bridal style and headed upstairs.
Everyone stared at him so he turned around to explain what he was doing.
"I'm taking her to her room and going to try and wake her up. Save some food for me and Kagome please?"
And with that he headed up the stairs. When he got to her room he laid her on the bed and stared at her. She looked so innocent when she slept.
"You look so beautiful..."
Kagome had woken up to hear Inu-Yasha say that. But her head kind of throbbed and she'd use it against him after he explained what the hell went on. She gave him that stare and bit her bottom lip.
"Oh your awake! That was some spill you took. You saved me from choking and then tried to help a maid up that I hit with the piece of bread that you got out and she pulled you down and you collapsed. That dress and heels your wearing didn't help."
Kagome blushed.
"I was trying to get you to say that I was beautiful so I could use it against you. But I guess the plan kind of backfired hunh!"
Kagome pretended like she really didn't hear him say that.
"Yah it kind of did. But that would've been really mean. Want to go eat now? The food is waiting for us. But you know...you look like a prostitute in that dress."
Kagomes eyes got wide and she kicked him off her bed with the heel of her shoe.
"OWWWWWW! That hurts yah know!"
Kagome gave him a sarcastic look and laughed.
"Its suppose to."
"Wench!"
Kagome's eyes got wider as Inu-Yasha smiled like an idiot and ran out of the room. With Kagome running straight at him with her shoes in hand. When she reached the staircase to the dining hall and everyone was staring at her. A maid stared at her sympathetically.
"Inu-Yasha what the hell did you say?"
Inu-Yasha grinned.
"That you peed your pants."
Kagomes eyes were wider then ever as she started to hit Inu-Yasha with the heel of her shoe.
"I'm just joking, they feel sorry for you when you hit your head."
Kagome blushed; it was going to be a long two months. Inu-Yasha looked over at Kagome and sighed. She was such a stupid wench. But he had to admit he liked the dress on her. Not to say he liked her or anything but physical attraction was normal. It wasn't like he liked her. She was such a dumb chick. Sesshomaru could have her. What would Inu-Yasha want with her anyways? He got up from the table and started to leave. Maybe he didn't have to annoy her so much if he just left her alone. He could go into the surrounding forest.
Kagome thanked the maids and apologized for any problems she may have caused and excused herself from the table. Heading to her room. When she got in her room she let out a sigh and stepped out onto the balcony. She had never really looked around the castle. It was beautiful when lighted with the light of the moon. There was a forest around the castle. And a stream she could here but couldn't see. Of course, there was also the garden. She looked around and noticed that there wasn't really much to do. Maybe she could bug Inu-Yasha tomorrow? Yah, that was a good idea. What she didn't know was that she'd have to find him first. She bit her bottom lip and went back into her room and doubled over on the bed in
