Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter!
September 21
Dear Staff of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
I am writing to suggest a change in classes. I think it would be very helpful if maybe you could please add a class to our schedule that could maybe take the place of another class. Like, oh, potions or something. The class could teach us boys about girls. So we know what to do with them and stuff. Like, what we should do if we happen to, oh, fall in love or something like that. Especially how to appeal to girls with certain personalities, like a girl who is bookwormish. Or a girl who likes...elves or something like that. All in all, I think this class would be very useful for all guys, so we can survive better in the crazy mixed up world of girls, so we can first ask them out without being rejected and then hold on to them. As in keep them as girlfriends. For a long time. (so they're happy and stuff with us too).
Sincerely, Ronald Weasley
A/N: what do you think? Just a very short, one shot thing I wrote in about five minutes.
