Kagome - OK what do you say when you hit a golf ball
Inuyasha- FORE!!!!!!!
Kagome - there's your answer
Inuyasha-to what
Kagome - the first question
Inuyasha- what question
Kagome – 2 plus 2?
Inuyasha- whats the answer
Kagome - I told u
Inuyasha-what was it
Kagome - what are you stupid
Inuyasha –don't make me hurt you
Sesshomuru walks in with Jaken at his side.
Kagome -come one I told u 2 minutes agoInuyasha- told me what
Kagome - the answer
Inuyasha- to what
Kagome - Okay here we go again
Sesshomuru- what's the question?
Kagome – 2 plus 2
Sesshomuru- what's the answer?
Jaken-Thinking it's 4
Kagome -okay what do u say when u hit a golf ball
Inuyasha- FORE!!!!
Sesshomuru- fore
Kagome -there u go
Sesshomuru-so the answer is (whispering) 4
Kagome - yeah that's it
Inuyasha- what's what?
Kagome - the answer to the question that Miroku asked you
Inuyasha- what question
Kagome - GOD Sesshomuru u tell him in your own words
While they are having a math lesson Shippo, Miroku, and Kagome go off in search of the jewel shards
Part II
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are using Tetiusistu and tensaiga in a fight while Sesshoumaru tries to tell Inuyasha the answer to 22. We join them in a sword lock.
Sesshoumaru: (thinking) come on you know just say it
Inuyasha: (thinking) I wonder where Kagome went
Sesshoumaru: don't such a fool
Inuyasha: Whom are you calling a fool, BITCH?
Sesshoumaru: what I'm offended that you would use such language to your own brother
Inuyasha: What only if my sword would break you wouldn't be so sarcastic
Sesshoumaru: look brother its turning dark and there is a full moon
Inuyasha: (thinking) crap I'm going to turn mortal
Sesshoumaru: (thinking) good when he turns mortal I will kill him once and for all
Inuyasha: let's stop and talk like normal people
Sesshoumaru: (angered) if we must
Right now Rin and Jaken join the two.
Rin: hello Lord Sesshoumaru and you too Lord Inuyasha
Jaken: Rin, Inuyasha is not a lord he is only a half-demon
Inuyasha: brother can I kill him
Sesshoumaru: go ahead I can bring him back you know
Inuyasha: oh yeah goody cracks knuckles menacingly
Jaken: lord what is he going to do
Sesshoumaru: you will see soon enough
Rin I advise you to look away
Rin: yes Lord Sesshoumaru
30 minutes later
Inuyasha: man that felt good
Jaken is on the god bleeding to death and scarred for life
Sesshoumaru: DAMN what did you do to him
Inuyasha: I got carried away
Rin: OH MY GOD MASTER JAKEN
Sesshoumaru: Be quiet Rin
Sesshoumaru unsheathes Tensaiga and brings Jaken back to life
Jaken: what did he do to me (while pointing at Inuyasha)?
Inuyasha: I just beat the shit out of you
Sesshoumaru: (thinking) what did that mortal girl want me to do
FLASH BACK
Miroku- Inuyasha what's 2 plus 2? Inuyasha- I don't know Kagome- (thinking) come on it' s 4Kagome - OK what do you say when you hit a golf ball
Inuyasha- FORE!!!!!!!
Kagome - there's your answer
Inuyasha-to what
Kagome - the first question
Inuyasha- what question
Kagome – 2 plus 2?
Inuyasha- whets the answer
Kagome - I told u
Inuyasha-what was it
Kagome - what are you stupid?
Inuyasha –don't make me hurt you
Sesshomuru walks in with Jaken at his side.
Kagome -come one I told u 2 minutes agoInuyasha- told me what
Kagome - the answer
Inuyasha- to what
Kagome - Okay here we go again
Sesshomuru- what's the question?
Kagome – 2 plus 2
Sesshomuru- what's the answer?
Jaken-Thinking it's 4
Kagome -okay what do u say when u hit a golf ball
Inuyasha- FORE!!!!
Sesshomuru- fore
Kagome -there u go
Sesshomuru-so the answer is (whispering) 4
Kagome - yeah that's it
Inuyasha- what's what?
Kagome - the answer to the question that Miroku asked you
Inuyasha- what question
Kagome - GOD Sesshomuru u tell him in your own words
END FLASHBACK
Sesshoumaru: thinking oh yeah the lesson
Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha how many fingers am I holding up
Inuyasha: 4 why
Sesshoumaru: whets 2 plus 2
Inuyasha: I don't know you heard the conversation
Sesshoumaru: Well DUH that girl wanted me to give you a lesson in math because she obviously thinks imp smarter than you
Mean while in the woods Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango (back from an extermination) were talking while at a hot spring relaxing and they found two springs will a small rock wall between them
Miroku- Kagome do you think Sesshoumaru is smarter then Inuyasha
Kagome- nah I want them to think that
Sango- why did you leave those two alone for all we know Inuyasha could be dead
Miroku- Calm down… Have you girls see Shippo lately
Kagome Sango- no why
Suddenly kagome and Sango see bubble coming up from the middle of the spring
Shippo- Peek a Boo guess what I found a small tunnel in the wall under the water
Kagome Sango- SHIPPO GET OUT
Shippo- OOOOOOOWWWWWW my ears
Miroku- what did I tell you Shippo about bothering those two when they are on their period?
Shippo- oooooohhhhhhh yeah
Kagome- lets go get Inuyasha
Meanwhile Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru still talking
Inuyasha- I get it now 2 plus 2 equals???
Sesshoumaru- yes
Inuyasha-… 6
Sesshoumaru- NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
Sesshoumaru- its FOUR 4 4 4 4 4 4 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD
Inuyasha-D what's wrong with you
Sesshoumaru- while laughing hysterically I will tell you whats wrong you don't know an answer that Rin would know
Rin- yep its 4
Sesshoumaru- SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE SHE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU
Inuyasha- scared out of his mind o…o…. okay 2.2…2 plus 2…. . 4 right
Sesshoumaru- FINNALY YOU GOT IT
Just now everybody else comes on the scene
Rin- hello everyone they are over there
Kagome- INUYASHA SSSSSSIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha-OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Inuyasha was 15 feet in the ground
Kagome- come on lets go thank you Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru- calmed down you welcome for the last and only time girl
Suddenly out of nowhere Koga appeared
Inuyasha- (thinking) oh great whats doing here
Kagome- oh hi koga how's your arm I hopes it better
Inuyasha- KAGOME HE MY SWORN ENEMY
Kagome- why just because he protects me like you
Inuyasha- ye…NO no way I would be jealous of him
Inuyasha- (thinking) on man I hope she doesn't leave with him
Miroku- hey Koga I was wondering whats 2 plus 2
Kagome- Miroku not that again
Miroku- I was just….
Inuyasha- yeah whats 2 plus 2 Koga or does your wolf mind not comprehend that complex thinking ASSHOLE
Koga- Why you Fucking Dog I will kill you
Inuyasha- Bring it on (throwing aside his sword)
Kagome- OOOHHH GREAT (I'll stop this) INUYASHA SSSIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha is now 20 feet below sea level and they were 50 above sea level to start with.
Koga- what did you do that for Kagome I was going to win
Inuyasha- (muffled) no you weren't
Sango- OUCH that had to hurt going 70 feet into that ground like that
Miroku- yep he shouldn't have started a fight
Shippo- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H…HE JUST WENT INTO THE GROUND LIKE A JET HAHAHAHA
Kagome- SHUT UP SHIPPO its not funny
Inuyasha- (now out of the ground) WHY DID YOU DO THAT now my head hurts
Koga- now how does it feel to get hurt badly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Naraku and Kohaku come in for the jewel shards in Koga
Inuyasha- HOLY SHIT what are YOU doing here!!!!
Kagome- KOGA RUN AWAY HES AFTER THE SHARDS IN YOUR BODY
Sango- Kirara (sorry If I spelled it wrong) lets go
Kirara- MOEW…GGGGRRRRRRR
Miroku- here we go again (getting ready to unleash the wind tunnel)
Naraku- I wouldn't that if I were you young monk
He throws a beehive on the ground and those insects come out Miroku closes his wind tunnel
Inuyasha- Why you MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE
Inuyasha's demon side becomes unleashed everyone backs away except for naraku and kohaku
Demon Inuyasha- YOU ARE GOING TO DIE HEHEHEHEHE
As the battle rages on naraku and kohaku are both injured so they retreat
Sango- he…he…he hurt kohaku why that conniving bastard
Kagome- sango calm down he didn't know oh and before I forget
She yells sit while Inuyasha is 50 feet in the air so he comes plummeting down to earth to go 75 feet below the ground
Inuyasha- what did I do and why does my head hurt so much
Kagome- I just turned you back from your demon side you were about to kill Miroku
Inuyasha- well why did you stop me
Miroku- (on the ground shivering in fear) well for my life I am eternally grateful
At that very moment he was "feeling" kagome's leg
Kagome: Miroku!!!!!
Inuyasha: WHY YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR HAND OFF HER.
Miroku: what is with the violent language Inuyasha
Kagome: (panting) don't…do…that…again…you…asshole
Sango: I thought he only did that to me not to anybody else
Meanwhile koga is standing back and watching Kagome from afar
Inuyasha: (suddenly appearing right next to him) SO what are you doing looking at my…I mean Kagome
Koga: HOLY SHIT when did you get here?
Inuyasha: oh long enough to catch you look at Kagome like shes her…not like shes mine or anything…but if …
Koga ran off to somewhere unknown and mysterious
Kagome: where did he go off to
Inuyasha: I don't know and I don't care one bit
Shippo: (yawns loudly) so what happen while I was asleep (he was in kagome's bike basket the whole time)
Kagome: Hey how did you get there I thought you were at the village
Shippo: well when you guys left I was lonely all by my self so I tagged along and when naraku showed up I hopped in the basket and fell asleep
Kagome: before you start talking again you can stop talking so much and find out where we are
Sango: well judging by the surroundings we are near… my old village
Kagome: WHAT WE ARE ALL THE WAY BACK HERE AT THIS PLACE AND THAT MEANS WE HAVE BEEN TRAVELING IN CIRCLES
Inuyasha: okay so we go from here to another jewel shard I mean we have most of it and that means we only need the one Naraku has and the ones in that wolf pup
Miroku: well lets go the sooner we beat Naraku the sooner I can marry Sango
Sango: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO MARRY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku:well yeah it's the right thing to do why do you think I always groped your leg or always hanged around you
