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A/N: Sorry I haven't been updating recently. Real life has gotten in the way. I cant concentrate on anything long-term right now, so I decided to write this. The one person who's read this so far thinks it's good, but I dunno. Have also posted in hopes of relieving some of the angst weighing on my mind from my RPG. Recently we (Me and my friend I do RPGs with.) have almost killed Lili (Lilis, OC who is R&S's daughter), Ron, and Sirius. Fun.

Summary: Remus and Sirius are in the middle of doing ::coughcough:: something when Remus does something unexpected and Sirius decides to be an idiot.

Once Bitten

"Oh, shit! I'm sorry!"

"Remus, it's okay..."

"No, it's not! I bit you!"

"Well, it's not like it'll do anything, right?"

"Well, -"

"Unless it still works when you're human! Then I'll turn into a werewolf!"

A warning look. "Sirius..."

"I wouldn't be used to it like you are! I would be scared and helpless before the big, scary world! And what would my family think??? A werewolf for a son?!? It's bad enough that their son's dating a werewolf; a half-blood at that! It would be a shame to the entire, utterly perfect and wonderful, family!"

Annoyed eye roll. "Siri, just-"

"Or maybe, I'll just turn into some weird wolf-human hybrid thing! Cool!" Remus' eyes roll. "Then I can run around, scaring the ickle firsties! I'd be even more of a legend!" The eyes roll again.

"Oh, don't look at me like that."

"You can be so immature at times. You know that, don't you?"

"That's why you love me, though."

"No, it's not."

A pout. "You mean you don't love me??? I'm sad now." More pouting.

"Stop that. One of these days you're going to get that lip bitten off."

"Really?!? You wouldn't go through with it."

"Oh, wouldn't I?"

"No, you wouldn't."

Remus then proceeds to kiss him and almost suck Sirius' lower lip off.

"Well?"

Mischievous grin. "It's still there."

"Well, that's the best I can do."

"Damn. Well, you'll have to make up for it then, won't you?"

"Oh? What did you have in mind?"

"Oh, I don't know... maybe I can try to bite something off."

The Remus Lupin Death Glare. "I'm not a masochist, Sirius."

"And I'm not a sadist. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be just as effective as your attempts to rid me off my lip."

"And why would you want to do this?"

"Well, three reasons, really."

"Mmm hmm."

"One: I love you very much and wish to bring you all the pleasure possible."

Remus snorts. Sirius ignores him.

"Two: You-"

Sirius pauses here to kiss Remus soundly. This kiss does not end for several minutes. When it does end they pull apart, breathing hard, and rest their foreheads together. Sirius starts speaking again.

"Look drop-dead gorgeous like this."

Remus blushes faintly.

"Like that, too. Three: I'm afraid your little love bite has turned me into a wild thing! Awwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"

Remus hit him. "Shut up Siri."

Mischievous grin (again). "Awwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Remus shut him up the best way he knew how; Remus kissed him.

The End