A/N: I know chapter two was a bit boring becasue you all ready knew who had Sam's diary. Well, I've made up for it in this chapter. Hpe you enjoy
Sam went into the mess hall ad found Daniel eating blue jello and reading the news paper. She walked over to him and sat down in front of him after getting so blue jello herself. "Hey, Sam, what's up?" He said not taking his eyes off of the newspaper. "Oh, I think you know what's up." Sam said as she took a spoon full of jello and aimed it at Daniel's head. Daniel looked at Sam and said, "What are you doing?"
"Tell me where it is or I'll fire." Sam said in a dead serious tone.
"Sam, I haven't the slightest idea what IT is. If you would tell me....."
Sam shot the jello at Daniel and hit him in the left eye. Everyone who was in the mess hall at the time, looked at Sam and Daniel and left the room because they didn't want to get caught in the middle of the jello war that was about to happen.
"Why'd you do that?" Daniel asked when he had whipped his face off and had his own spoon of jello aimed at Sam.
"You know what it is and where it is and I'm not leaving here until you tell me what I want to know." Sam said reloading her spoon and looking at Daniel's spoon, fully loaded.
"Sam, I don't know what...." Daniel was hit in the face again. This time Daniel didn't even wait for Sam to reload. Instead he fired but she caught it in her mouth. "That's not fair!" Daniel exclaimed. "How'd you do that?"
"I was an expert jello catcher in high school. My girl friends and I would sit around for hours on end at slumber parts and see who could catch the most jello in there mouths. I always won and you can tell. But enough talk. It's war time."
Sam picked up the rest of her jello with her right hand and threw it and Daniel, who did the same thing in return. There was still food on the surrounding tables that they used for ammo. Sam put a table down, on its side so that she could hide behind it and Daniel did the same. Sam's ammo consisted of red, blue and orange jello, mash potatoes, ketchup, and mustered. Daniel's ammo consisted of mashed potatoes, spaghetti, spaghetti sauce, fries, and hamburgers. Sam threw the mashed potatoes first and hit Daniel's hair.
Sam returned fire with a jello, potato, ketchup bomb and missed Daniel completely. Daniel came back with a hamburger, spaghetti and spaghetti sauce bullet and hit Sam in the chest when she came up a third time to hit him with jello and hit him in the neck. He never realized how good of an arm she had until that moment.
The two went on like this for an hour or so and then General Hammond walked in and Sam was down behind her table came up and threw a jello mash ketchup surprise meant for Daniel but hit General Hammond instead. He whipped his face off and said, "Major, my office now."
"Yes sir." Sam said as she got up and tried to brush herself off before following the General. "Oh someone's in trouble." Daniel said from behind his table.
"Yeah and someone's going to be dead if he doesn't shut up." Sam said and headed for Hammond's office.
Tell me what you think. I know the whole food fight was rather short and kind of stupid but I felt like putting it in there.
