These two poems are based on an event that happened at the last varsity football away game. The bus was to leave at 5:30 pm but it left 15 minutes early with the cheerleaders on it. The band had to wait for 30 minutes for it to come back. It really sucked. Everyone was mad at the cheerleaders; it was their entire fault. They knew the band was going to ride with them, but they purposely left with out us....arrg.

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There was once a pep band,

With instruments in there hand,

Got ready for the bus

It left, as it must

And the band got pissed off.

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On that bus were some other girls,

they got mad when the bus got the band

the band jumped on a hurled

their instruments aboard. They fanned

all through out the seats

and knocked those girls off the bus.

Unfortunately they landed on their feet

And there was lots and lots of cuss.

The band and the girls broke into

A fight. The band won, of course,

And those girls were cows, moo!

Their coach was a horse.

The moral:

Give the band a bus or

All hell will break through.