These two poems are based on an event that happened at the last varsity football away game. The bus was to leave at 5:30 pm but it left 15 minutes early with the cheerleaders on it. The band had to wait for 30 minutes for it to come back. It really sucked. Everyone was mad at the cheerleaders; it was their entire fault. They knew the band was going to ride with them, but they purposely left with out us....arrg.
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There was once a pep band,
With instruments in there hand,
Got ready for the bus
It left, as it must
And the band got pissed off.
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On that bus were some other girls,
they got mad when the bus got the band
the band jumped on a hurled
their instruments aboard. They fanned
all through out the seatsand knocked those girls off the bus.
Unfortunately they landed on their feet
And there was lots and lots of cuss.
The band and the girls broke intoA fight. The band won, of course,
And those girls were cows, moo!
Their coach was a horse.
The moral:Give the band a bus or
All hell will break through.
