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A/n hey just want you to know that implies that that's what the person's thinking. bye 4 now and enjoy!

It was exactly 4 am when Hermione's eyes fluttered open in panic.She bolted out of bed."oh no I'm late! I was supposed to be up an hour ago! Bloody alarm clock!" She stumbled around her room feeling totally disoriented.Soon, she caught her rather big feet in her open overstuffed trunk.Her confused rambles around the room were delayed a good minute while she emmitted a set of howls that would surely shame a werewolf.

well this is turning out to be a great start to my day!

"No!I'm headgirl this year," she announced, proudly stroking the shiny headgirl badge."I must be a picture of dignity! (pumps fist in the air) I must be the picture of confidence! ( pumps fist) I must be the picture of success! "( pumps fist).

She then lowered her now rather floppy arm,almost disappointed not to hear the applause that she considered well deserved after this motivational speech

Her mother's sleepy voice interupted her daydream: "Herms? When your done your pep talk how about letting your poor old parents get some sleep?"

Hermione blushed and decided it was time to start getting ready for her first day as Hogwart's headgirl.She looked into the mirror and emmitted a shrill almost ultrasonic wail loud enough to make a banshee jealous (she was in a mood for disgrcing magical creatures wasn't she?) On her head her usually bushy hair was at least 10 times more bushy than usual! It stuck out in frazzled bunches.like if it was fried."MOOOOOM!" she shrieked. Unfotunately her mother and father had as a last resort put in earplugs due to her constant interuption of their sleep.

Thirty minutes, dozens of spells and at least twenty combs later, hermione was desperate.She racked her brain frantically to remember the spell Lavender (who had become her close friend) had told her last year but unfortunately hermione only half listened to Lavenders beauty tips.

Then she remembered that Lavender was staying by her muggle cousins for the summer. She frantically looked up the number and puched them into the phone.

"Hello?" came the drowsy voice at the end of the line.

"Hi! May I speak to Lavender ,please?" answered Hermione in a rather brisk voice.

After some grunting, Hermione heard the person call "Lavvie, its some crazy, chipper person on the line who wants to speak to you! Well I know what the time is iI'm not dumb tell the sparrow on the phone that!"

There was a few seconds silence and then some deafening snores reached Hermione's ear. Thanfully,they were soon intercepted by Lavender's sleepy and somewhat annoyed voice "Hello?hello? Who's this?" she barked?

Unruffled, Hermione replied "Hi? What's up? Are you excited?Anyway i just wanted to ask you what that hair controlling spell was."

"HERMIONE IT IS 5 AM.dON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT DUE OUT OF BED FOR ANOTHER 3 HOURS?"

"GEEZ! sorry but um the spell?

"contevolov pelovro! And an Avada Kedavra day to you!" CLick

wow she sure wasn't lying when she said she was a terrible morning person!

Twenty minutes later she was going over her checklist in her head: hair- check! clothes- check! trunk- check! makeup- hey i don't Wear makeup!

A slow evil smile spread across her face as an unlikely thought entered her mind.