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A/n The trademark he broke is that the Malfoys are (unofficially) known for how pale they are and since he got a tan...anyway thanks for the great reviews!

Fifteen minutes had passed since Hermione had managed to revive the two shocked boys. She was trying to explain the transformation to them but they both refused to be open minded, and with rather goofy expressions on their faces, were proceeding to thoroughly interrogate her. Hermione's exasperation knew no boundaries as she was badgered with questions, some of which were not at all polite.

B-but Herms! Herms! What about the hair? What happened to the bush a-and the electicity that shocked the bush and..."

"Well really! If that's how it's going to be then I'm going to my compartment before I have you both sent to the gallows !I do think you could at least have a little respect oh who am I fooling? A Lot of respect for my feelings .My outside may have changed but my inside hasn't! I'm not exactly a heartless mannequin you know!"

"Er I'm really sorry Herms but it slipped out well actually I meant to say it but just not that way. What I'm trying to say is that it came out wrong." apologized Ron.

During all this incessant babbling, Hermione had been slightly turning purple despite all her makeup. Without a word she nodded, remembering that Ron's apology skills were not up to date with the current world. Harry's neither for that matter. However her resolve to be understanding quickly disappeared as more questions came.

"And I say! What about the feet?" queried Harry "I do declare! Aren't they a bit er small to be yours don't you think? And dainty?" He coughed, trying not to make Ron's mistake but failing miserably.

"Oh stop all the humming and hawing! Just come out and say it! You think my feet were big and unshapely! Admit it you coward!"

Luckily Harry had sense enough not to rise to the challenge, as Hermione was nearly to the point of hexing him Ron, however, being the original dumb red head didn't follow this trend!

"And that's not all! Did you realize? She walked into this compartment! Walked! Not stumbled! Not tripped! But walked! She had grace! Rising from his seat, he hollered "Prepare! Prepare! The world is coming to its end!"

By now Hermione's eyes were narrowed to slits and were glinting dangerously. She was also slowing swelling up with suppressed anger(not for long!) Unfortunately, the boys were completely oblivious to these danger signals and were beginning to find the situation somewhat hilarious. They were in fact high-fiving when Hermione exploded.

"SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT I WAS A BUSHY HAIRED, BIG FEET,CLUMSY, KLUTZY CREATURE?" She bellowed, obviously furious.

"WELL IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAULTS RIGHT NOW, LET ME CONTRIBUTE A FEW THINGS TO THIS MERRY CONVERSATION! She advanced on Ron menacingly. "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR STUPID FEAR FOR SPIDERS WAS IRRATIONAL AND IMMATURE.I MEAN WHO FAINTS AT THE SIGHT OF A SPIDER? BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND YOU KNOW WHY?

"why? Squeaked Harry and Ron in unison.

"BECAUSE I'M A GOD FRIEND! YOU TO MAY NOT REALIZE IT SINCE YOUR HEADS ARE BOTH IN THE CLOUDS!"

Poor Harry and Ron's hair was now standing straight back on end. Also Ron's face was the characteristic beetroot; an amused audience had gathered.

"Uh er someone's calling me!" muttered Ron lamely.

Put on the spot, Harry shot after Ron after muttering the lame excuse "Uh uh I've gotta pee!"

Soon the two found themselves in an empty compartment and sat down panting.

"Why'd she only talk about me? Whimpered the now humble Ron.

Meanwhile Hermione was still fuming. "How dare they? How dare they!" she stormed, quite unable to say anything else printable here.

Soon, however she calmed down and guilt began to step in. After all she had been sworn to secrecy by Ron and then had proceeded to bellow out all the details. She decided to find them and apologize and make amends. However when the two boys saw her coming, she was astonished to suddenly se two blurs flash past her as if from a cannon.

"Well, I never!" she said, annoyed and flustered.

A/n hi hope you enjoyed it! I'll try to update soon but meanwhile how about reviews? Please?