In the head prefects' compartment, Draco sat in his 'disguise' waiting to see who the head girl was. He had a nagging feeling that he already knew who it was but he expelled this thought from his head. He was beginning to brood about bushel haired people when he saw a girl, the exact opposite of his earlier broodings appeared in the doorway. His jaw betrayed his pride as it dropped, nearly touching the floor. However, being Draco, the Prince of Slytherin, he recovered quickly and turned on the charm at full blast, really laying it on thick. To his annoyance however, he found that he was a bit nervous!

"Well this certainly wont do!" he chided himself.

"Well, I didn't know I was in danger!" he drawled.

"Excuse me?" asked the girl.

"Well you're my guardian angel aren't you?"

He was shocked to find that the girl wasn't in the least flustered; not even blushing!

"You know...an angel is radiant and so are you?" he tried again.

"I got what you meant." She said calmly "Not that I'm not flatted but usually only egoistical people use that line so, then again I'm not that flattered."

All this was said in a slightly superior voice and Draco was taken aback.

"Well this certainly is a first!"

"Wait a minute, I'd know that tone anywhere... Granger!!!!!!"

"W-What?" asked the girl, startled. "Do I know you?"

"You mean you don't recognize me?

"Well, um duh or I'd be shouting your name too!" she declared, somewhat sarcastically.

I'll give you a hint... Mudblood!"

"MALFOY!!!!!"

"Geez, right the first time! But Granger, I mean what happened? I mean really! What did you do? Where did you go? I mean seriously!"

While Malfoy's brain was working overtime, an expression, quite similar to that of Harry and Ron's was developing on his now tan face.

Meanwhile, Hermione was feeling rather alarmed and she felt she must intercept before past events were repeated!

"Uh, Malfoy you won't faint will you? Please don't!"

As this was precisely what he felt like doing, Malfoy was forced to lie to save his image and reputation.

"Oh please" he scoffed "This is Macho Man your talking about! I mean have you ever heard of a chap such as myself fainting? I mean really Granger!"

During this egoistical tirade, realization was dawning on poor Hermione. This was MALFOY of all people. Her face was tinged with green. To think she had liked him a bit when she first came in! She paled at the very thought and Malfoy became anxious. If there was anything he hated more than a crying female, it was a sick one.

"Water! Please!" Hermione croaked.

A/n hope u enjoyed reading cause i enjoyed writing. Now PLEASE REVIEW!!!!either good ones or with constructive critism not just blatant insult! thanx