Author: Hello again.

Draco: How ya'll doing?

Author: I can't believe I'm already doing chapter eight!!! I'm totally amazed.

Oliver: Just get on with it.

Author: Fine!! Disclaimer: I don't own...Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter or Lavender Brown, J.K Rowling does. I also don't own the song 'Objection' Shakira does. Now let's get on with it!!

Previously: "O.k" said Neville wiping away more tears "our next act is . "


A SONG FOR ALL

Chapter Eight: Hermione Granger: Objection

"Gryffindor's very own Smart Alec and book worm. Can you all guess who I mean? Yes it's Hermione Granger and she will be singing Shakira's 'Objection' to a Mr. Ronald Weasley. Get this Ron she's singing about a certain Lavender Brown! Didn't you go to the Yule Ball, in fourth year, with Lavender?"

Hermione stepped up on stage and her robes were replaced by a very low cut dress that only just came past the top of her thighs. She wore knee high boots and her hair was sleek, straight and left loose. A guitar appeared and she started to strum out a few notes tuning it.

Suddenly music filled the Hall. The sound of drums and Hermione's guitar were the only noise in the whole Hall. Then Hermione began to sing.

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible

But all the damage she's caused is unfixable

Every twenty seconds you repeat her name

But when it comes to me you don't care

If I'm alive or dead, so

Objection I don't want to be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

Love is for free and

I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing the tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away.

Next to her cheep silicone I look minimal

That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible

But you got to know small things also count

Better put your feet on the ground

And see what it's about,

so Objection I don't want to be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

Love is for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection

The angles of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing the tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away.

I wish there was a chance for

You and me I wish you could find our

Place to be

Away from here

This is pathetic

And sardonic

And sadistic

And psychotic

Tango is not for fun

Was never meant to be

But you can try it Rehearse it

Or train like a horse

But don't you count on me

Don't you count no me boy

Objection I don't want to be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

Love is for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing the tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away.

Get away! Get away Oh

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No Way!

I've got to get away!

"Thank you Hermione. Now maybe Ron will think more about you!"

She jumped off stage in her robes and went over to her seat. As she sat down Ron whispered something and she glared at him.

"Care to share your little gossip session?" asked Harry loudly.

"Don't worry Harry we'll here all about it tomorrow from the queen of gossip Lavender." said Neville. "Our next act will . . ."


Author: So what do you think? As you can see I don't like the Ron Hermione ship very much, it's way to common, I prefer to mix and match!!!

Draco: Yeah I know that you mixed this story up and matched me with Potter.

Author: Draco, be nice. Review and come back soon. Bye